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Xenojjin

Nov 21 2003, 03:30 AM

Im gonna be leaving tommorow for vacation in Pheonix Arizona

Sorry that I cant reply to the topics being debated right now that include me .
I will be gone until after next week is over
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Zwaaaaa so to make this interesting I give to you a riddle . I will give the answer when I get back , unless I can find a computer in arizona .

A Paranormal investigator , Joerri spots an alien ship land on a small island 100 meters offshore . He knows that this is his big chance to finally prove to the world he is not a carzy nut who would beleive anything . Their is a small bridge that connects the island to the shore . Joerri quickly runs to the bridge only to notice a sign that says

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WARNING !!

Bridge maximum carrying capacity : 130 pounds

Joerri weighs 124 pounds , and has 4 knifes on him each weighing 3 pounds . he needs all 4 of them with him at all times as they are his good luck charm . He is very skilled with them in all ways , but he strangely cannot swim . Joerri makes it to the UFO and takes over the alien spaceship without braking a sweat .

HOW ?

Dont bother trying to find the answer to this on the internet . Their may be something similar to this out their but for the most part I made it up myself .

Xenojjin

Nov 21 2003, 03:37 AM

Note that their are many answers to this , but only one fully works . If someone posts something that makes sense feel free to continue posting random stuff anyway .

babyforrest

Nov 21 2003, 04:00 AM

Did he juggle the knives, therefore only having 2 of them in his hands at all times?

JustAnIllusion

Nov 21 2003, 04:11 AM

Would the sign saying maximum CARRYING capacity inquire that you can not CARRY anything more than 130 lbs on/ with you? Not including ... your weight perhaps? .... I don't know .... Guessing

Very tired. I suck at these things so I'm sure I'll VERY wrong.

Phantom

Nov 21 2003, 05:43 AM

I'm with Babyforrest, juggling.

Seraphina

Nov 21 2003, 11:25 AM

Wouldn't it be much easier to just take off his shoes?

Blood Angel

Nov 21 2003, 11:39 AM

Its the same as the woman juggling the gold balls, to get away from the bandits riddle, babyforrest is right lol but then again so is reese >_>

thefirstman

Nov 21 2003, 12:09 PM

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He is very skilled with them in all ways

Yup juggling.Im with the rest of ya there...

Here's a little one:

I can swallow you,but you can swallow me,what am i?(not an animal)

sfj21

Nov 21 2003, 12:14 PM

QUOTE (thefirstman @ Nov 21 2003, 12:09 PM)

I can swallow you,but you can swallow me,what am i?(not an animal)

Water???

thefirstman

Nov 21 2003, 01:59 PM

you got it

Kimm

Nov 21 2003, 08:31 PM

I'd like to now if his weight includes his clothes, if it does not juggeling wouldent guite do it, unless he was naked at the time

Might there be a boat?
if there was, he probably used it (

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Maby he tied the knifes to a string draging them over the bridge after he made it over himselfe

maby he crosses the bridge whith all of his knifes in his hands/pockets/whatever being protected by them sinse they are his lucky charms

Or he was juggeling, I am a suporter of this theory aswell!!

or......

He called the guys in the faked UFO to land on the shore instead.

ok.....

some............most of them........are silly........or not.......

espdracomth

Nov 22 2003, 02:22 AM

Well if the knives are truly lucky then they will make sure the bridge doesn't break.

Xenojjin

Dec 1 2003, 04:22 AM

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Well if the knives are truly lucky then they will make sure the bridge doesn't break.

CONGRATS espdracomth!!!

I have known about the juggling riddles for quite a while and I figured you would too . all the extra information I gave was to trick you .

Think about it , as opposed to running away from something accross a bridge he is trying to sneak over to a ufo over the shore . Water always has light reflecting off of it except in rare cercumstances , If he juggled those knifes accross the bridge the aliens would obviously spot him and either fly away or taser beam him before he got close enough to knife them to death .

When bridges are marked for a maximum carrying weight , its just an estimate . With lucky knifes you have no problem .

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