1. "What's your sign?"

The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it's still in use says a lot about the decay of our society's standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.

2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915 — back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.

3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."

Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia's sake, you're bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity. "I actually had a guy say this to me during happy hour," says Kim, a vivacious flight attendant who gets her share of pick-up lines. "I didn't hold it against him because I don't know how much he'd had to drink and he was cute. But if he hadn't been cute, I would have dodged him."

4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."

Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgement. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.

5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

Generally, comparing potential dates to food or drinks is not a winning move. " I had a guy use this one on me and I rolled my eyes and walked way," says Susan, a marketing representative who doesn't usually go for lines. "But a couple of weeks later, I saw this hot guy at the gym and I used that same line and it worked! I guess there are gender preferences when it comes to lines. He was really flattered, where I was insulted when it was used on me."

6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

Maybe angels like this one, real women don't.

7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

Prayer is something that anyone who uses this tacky line desperately needs.

8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

This line is popular with both men and women who think references to Santa are cute and charming, which are qualities that they never possess personally.

9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"A stunning woman I had been staring at used this on me," says Mark, a tawny-haired, gregarious copywriter. "I know it's an old one but it took guts to say it. I'm afraid I happily fell for it."

10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance as well as delusion, to pull off.

LOL Kryso.. They are all great....

But what about:

"You must be tired... cause you have been running through my mind all day!"

And one time a guy used this one on me (we knew each other and were friends and I knew he had a crush on me)... I was at work and he was one of out System Administrators... he was working on a computer in one of the other offices and I was walking by and saw him and stopped in to say hello... and just as serious as he could.. he said:

"I was in a wreck this morning....(and I was immediately all sympathetic and asked was he alright)... without missing a beat he continued... "and I must have died... becuase there is an Angel standing in front of me"... I like to have died laughing at him... I thought it was a very original and thought out line... but cheesy!!!

Huh...I've used every one of those and they all worked for me. Of course, I made sure the women I used them on had been drinking all night. But still...

The joy's of being a teenager,you dont have to use cheesy line's to get a g/f.

ack! Though I was supposed to be voting for the worst one (the broom one), didn't see the question till after I voted...oh well

Point of note: I am told any pick up line works on a guy...they simple don't care enough about what's said, just about where it goes

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven."

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt's outta this world.

Is that a mirror suit? Because I can see myself in your pants.


And that's just off the top of my head....

That shirt looks very becoming on you .... but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too. (that's my fave .... )


Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd sure love to tap dat ass!

I may not be Fred Flinstone ... but I bet I can make your Bed-Rock.





.......Silly boys.

“Here’s 10p go phone your mom, tell here you won’t be home tonight!”

“How do you like you eggs done in the morning?”

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Wanna go out for a pizza and have sex afterwards? Or don't you like pizza?

"Can I have some fries with that shake"

This has to be the WORST pick-up line I've ever heard

Do you like math? Let's add you and I together, subtract our clothes, devide your legs and lets multiple.

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

I like peanut butter, wanna hump?

Pick up lines that should never be used ........
but sadly are ......... "can I walk you to the car park " ( Didn't I tell you to rack off allready ) " I know your type " ( and what type is that exactly ?) " You're a bit of a looker arn't ya " ( particularly not impressive when the picker uper has had more to drink than any one else in the bar )
and here's one that recently I wasn't even sure if it was a pick up line " I just brought a new mobile home , going away for the weekend , I'm not taking the wife "

EDIT: basic paranoia edit

i dont like pick up lines...HATE EM...if n e guy has to use a line to get a chick, he doesnt deserve her in the first place...and by no means is talking sweetly a pick up line, i talk sweet all the time to my gf (but im not a sweet-talker, and i dont go out of my way to say n e thing, and only if i think its tru do i say it) but some of the lines are funny, and come in handy when yer feelin a lil...giddy, when yer with the one u love already...hehe

"I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?"

Aye, carumba...are those real?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you.