Where on Earth do you get this crap from? Jesus fasted for 40 days in the desert NOT to meet satan, to think things over, Satan, being prince of ACCUSING ANGELS (and NOWHERE does it say satan was a seraph) tempted Jesus. I really wish you'd learn to READ. Jeus said to him, THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT THE LORD. He offered him all the riches possible, and said if you really ARE the son of God then fall down that cliff, and the angels will come and lift you up. He told him BE GONE SATAN, THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT THE LORD. I guess you so convieniantly missed the verses where Jesus said satan is a MURDERER AND DECEIVER OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
Oh and wait, Jesus CHOOSE to be crucified now. WTF are you on? I suppose you also convieniantly skipped the AGONY IN GETHSEMANE
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35Going a little farther, he fell to the ground and prayed that if possible the hour might pass from him. 36"Abba,[e] Father," he said, "everything is possible for you. Take this cup from me. Yet not what I will, but what you will."
So, now if GOD didn't want Jesus to be crucfied WHY didn't he save his Son? What because Jesus WANTED to be crucfied??? QUITE CLEARLY HE DID
NOT.
Obviously you have absolutely NO understanding of the workings of satan. Satan may very have given Jesus the wealth of the world, but he would have GONE AGAINST HIS FATHER. Satan was around before Jesus, a son of God as are ALL ANGELS, and just as Satan was jealous of ADAM AND EVE so was he also INSANELY JEALOUS OF GOD'S NEW SON, MADE OF HIMSELF. Satan is a SCORPIO. Satan ADMITTED to Adam and Eve he was jealous of them and would take revenge on them for all time for having his CAST OUT FROM AMONG HIS BRETHERIN. How much MORE was he jealous of Jesus? Come on now, if Jesus WANTED the riches of the world he doesn't NEED to ask satan, He's God's son, He just needed to ask his Father. You give satan way too much credit.
Let me tell you a thing about satan, first of all ALL angels are obeidinet to God, fallen or not. However in the above said case he was pulling a swifty trying to find an excuse (LIKE HE DOES WITH EVERYONE) for God to find fault in Jesus. However, satan wants NO ONE ELSE IN HEAVEN BUT HIM AND GOD and will cast out ANY ANGEL (like he tempted the angels of Enoch to cast themselves out to marry), stop any human from entering Heaven in as much as in his power. He was one on one with God in the beginning, God's favorite angel more powerful than all others. Then he ****ED UP by refusing to bow to Adam which God ordered him to do, so he was CAST OUT. And in God's own words 'Satan knew that I was to create a new world with a second kind of angel and king over it and he became JEALOUS and sought a way to DESTROY IT' in reference to Adam and Eve. Satan IS cast out, he resides in the 5TH HEAVEN TURNED ANGEL HELL/PRISONHOUSE AWAY FROM GOD. That IS his punishment. Yes he can go to the throne of God doing his job as accusing angel (and I'll explain WHY God has accusing angels in a minute) but when God doesn't feel like listening to satan's 3 year old whinging he sends (oh and here is the punchline) the SERAPHIM to BURN THE TABLETS OF SATAN. iN FACT IT SAYS 'WHY ARE THEY CALLED THE SERAPHIM? BECAUSE THEY BURN THE TABLETS OF SATAN'. So satan most definantly is NOT a seraphim.
Let me quote the entire verse

How many seraphim are there? FOUR, corresponding to the four winds of the world. How many wings have each of them? Six, corresponding to the six days of creation. How many FACES HAVE THEY? SIXTEEN, four facing in each direction. The measure of the seraphim and the height of each of them corresponds to the seven heavens. The size of each wing is as the fullness of heaven, and the size of each face is like the rising sun. Every one of them radiates light like the splendor of the throne of glory.
Why is their name called seraphim? BECAUSE THEY BURN THE TABLETS OF STANA. Every day satan sits with Sammael, Prince of Rome, and with Dubbiel Prince of Persia (GUARDIAN ANGELS OF THE SAID CITIES) and they write down the sins of Israel on tablets and give them to the seraphim to bring thembefore the Holy One, blessed be he, so that He should destroy Israel from the world. But the Seraphim know the secrets of the Holy One blessed be He that He does not desire that the nation of Israel should fall. What then, do the seraphim do? Every day they take the tablets from satan's hand and burn them in the blazing fire that stands opposite the high and exalted throne, so that they should not come into the presence of the Holy one blessed be He, when he sits on the throne of JUDGEMENT and judges the whole world in truth.
In short God couldn't be bothered listening to satan's whinging. And by the way his name ins't 'satan' to start with it's Satanail he also holds the name Mihael, just like all angels who did or still do hold a high rank have many names. The ONLY time God DOES is when the person measured against satan in the supreme scales of judgement of Heaven are weighed falls short. I.e. when satan shows more love for God than the person in question.
I do have to ask, is it God you love, or dragons? Wouldn't want satan and Sammael to come after you now, remember what happened to Job don't you? You ARE after all ONLY human, and if an angel can be tested, what then of a mere human. And your comments on the Enoch angels about being 'just horny angels'. You DO know that a portion of them were handed over to satan (when satan asked God for them to work for him) as accusing angels. Not only that they were from the order of judgement angels. Angels were around before you or any other human was a twinkling in anyone's eyeand are most definantly NOT 'clones of humans'. You could be tested at any time, and oh God help you if you are found wanting. Ever wondered why the angel Michael says to Satan 'May God rebuke you'?. Don't **** with angels, they're more powerful than you.

I have one thing to say:
God created everything, Ruoch Yahweh, may God rebuke you.