"Grab a bagel and a frapucino from Star Bucks" Mohameds tummy growled....And then suddenly the box did too, Mohamed forgot about his starvation, and sat the box down.....he looked at Mulder and handed him a box cutter..."You Open it" he said......"Why do I always have to do everything?" Mulder was whiney because he missed his milk, cookies and nap time.
He took the box cutter and slowley slit the tape on the sides....the box shook frantically.....then he cut the center top...everything got quiet and still, and then from out of nowhere......

[blue]...two ducks walked past talking about nuclear fission. The ducks didn't see the group, so intense was their discussion, and they continued out of sight...
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The ducks then poke their long necks aboard Steven Verri's boat and...

King Pillow, may I be the first to congratualte you on your persistence.

then an american appache helicopter came and blasted the living sh*t out of the ducky thingies. it landed and out came 3 american troops. "hey," they said."we just came back from kuwait and was wondering if you could..."

lock this thread so it never sees the light of day!

So the the forum Mod who started this thread is now going to lock it as it is of no use to any one