An idea.

and each member posts the next part of the story.......
well it's worth a try.

...in a galaxy far, far away...

Star Wars is cool 8)

There lived a simple family who...


Homer is cool!

Dalia

liked to take long walks in the forest. One day they......

fell off a 200 foot cliff running away from a slightly deranged, rabid white squirrel, and died.  :s01

The End

:s02

But that wasn't really the end, Dave, a young man woke up in bed and was all wet, he had a bad dream, he...

Odin S. :s9

..dreamt he had fallen asleep in a lake, upon awaking he found it wasn't a dream at all and he had just drowned. "Golly" he said "it was a good job i...

had my inflatable arm bands on and a rubber ring' he then procceded to swim to shore where...........

 he was approached by a big hairy monster.  The monster took one look at him and ..............

   :s4

excuse me sir, but would you happen to have any change? i need to buy a....  


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...new bottle of shampoo, people say that I, Bigfoot, smell very nasty" Dave said:...

..."sorry i don't carry small change, but would this antique jade statuette of  kali do instead?"...

Big foot looks at the figure of Kali and smiles' do you know I had a fling with her.......she did this one thing.............

"...with all her arms at the same time, it just blew my mind..."

........unfortunatly the experience left me with a build up of testostorone and I sprouted all this hair,
Im really a..........

       ....model for Sports Illustrated!  Can you help me?  

"I would really like to shave three times a week instead of three times a day".      All of this shaving is getting to be .........

"... well quite lucrative thinking about it, i've been selling tickets for it on the internet..."

...."for five dollars every pack of three but i spent all the money i made already on...."

     ....passage for the rest of my family.  You see,  legend has it that we all live here.....

 "But we are tired of the media trying to make people afraid of us, so we want to ........"    :s4

"...make a movie about our lives and show the people how we really are and what we do all day like playing...."

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..."tag and hide and seek. but all this talk has made me terribly late for my"...

[blue]...meeting with Oprah Winfrey. She's doing a show on hairy Sports Illustrated models and I get to appear with...
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"... a small lovesick dolphin covered in postage stamps. Well it's hard to get the guests, you know."

Dave Replied "Well if thats the case then i..."

[blue]"...really must clean out my garage. There are hoboes living in there with Bea Arthur. They aren't that bad, but she insists on smearing herself in jam and..."[/blue] :s01

marshmallow creme.  She says it's good for her........

...hair, although she hasn't got any on her head, I am curious were all that hair went maybe in that....

Odin S.

[blue]...bad porno she did with Mr T."

Just then a car pulled up and out jumped...
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.... David Duchovney looking very confused he looked at Bigfoot and Dave and asked'.......................

[blue]...'Have you seen a little ginger piece with great suits coming by this way? She was supposed to meet me here and we're going for a Skywatch?'
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But he didn't have time to wait for a reply as a passing spaceship appeared over head and a green light emerged from it, covering all three of them, slowly they started levatating into the vessel...
:sj :sj :sj

"Where are we?" Dave asks....

[blue]Bigfoot only stared in mute horror at the small operating table block in the middle of the room while Mulder frantically picked at a piece of a sunflower seed husk which had gotten stuck in his teeth on the way up.

Then Mulder's moblie phone rang...
[/blue] :sa

...He hastily felt for the phone within his pockets, desperately unfolded it,  and pressed it to his ear.

"Hello, may I please speak to Mohammed?" a voice said....

"I think you'v got the wrong number"
said Mulder.
"Oh no he hasn't "
 said a strange sounding voice from behind him.
Out of the shadows emerged.............  

...a giant butterfly with wings that reached seven meters in length, of different shades of violet. :sq

"I am Mohammed. May I please have the phone?"

     "Hell no..(pausing to spit out the seed husk)..not that I really care about the phone,  it's government issued.  But,  I'd like to ask you a question!"    

Or maybe two' Mulder pauses to think 'yeap two' he holds the phone out........'1 are those things for real?' looking at the wings, '2 how did he know my number?................................

Mohammed replied,
"Before I answer your 2 questions how about you look down at the floor"
Mulder looked down and to his amazement the seed husk was starting to grow................ :o

...Scared he walked back, he fel over the big feet of bigfoot, bumped his head and went knock out. Bigfoot looked at mulder and said: .....

'Hey Mulder, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.................................'

...Mulder couldn't answer. He still was knock out. Dave grabbed the gun from Mulder and aimed it at the Giant Butterfly and said "Now, answer those questions or...

......I'll scream and scream til I'm sick, sick, sick!
The giant Butterfly just stared in disbelief.
Meanwhile the long creeping tentrils of the discarded
seed husk were inching their way towards the
unconcious Mulder............

....But Dave didn't take his eyes off of the giant butterfly for a second. He slowly tightened his fingers around the triger, and wrinkled his nose. "Well? What'll it be, pal?" he growled. The butterfly blinked, and met Dave's deadly gaze. They stared in silence, for what seemed to be over ten minutes, when Dave finally said, "Well, buddy, you give me no choice but to......

[blue]...order out for pizza and beer, since you've taken so long not to answer' he said, taking hold of the mobile phone.

Just then, Bea Arthur appeared covered in jam, started to tapdance, and...[/blue]

(By the way, can butterflies blink?) ???

...and was shot immediatly bu Dave. The gunblast woke up mulder who was covered with sunflower. Then the doorbel rang, "Excuse me" said the butterfly "That must be...

........Elvis, He usually pops in for tea and crumpets
around this time.
"UHA UHA "said Elvis.
"I'd like you to meet Mulder, Dave and her on the floor is Bea Arther" said the butterfly.
Elvis let out a terrible scream...................

......."What is it, Elvis?" the butterfly ejaculated.
"Why, I only brought enough crumpets for two! ...Does this mean I'm going to have to sacrifice part of my share for them?" he sniffled..........

(Butterflies don't blink, but they don't talk either, so that's fair enough  ;D)

[blue](lol about the butterfly Dakoda)[/blue]

As they were portioning out the crumpets, the floor of the spacecraft canted and they stumbled. Suddenly there was an almighty lurch and a groaning electronic sound.

The spacecraft was going down.

With a crash and a splash, the ship hit the ocean, and seconds later, icy cold seawater began to flood in....
:o