Beer-drinking duck understands Chinese



A Chinese man says his beer-drinking pet duck can understand him.

Beer-drinking duck /Lu Feng

Grandpa Cao takes six-year-old Yaya for a walk through Dalian city every day, reports Northeast News Network.

"He understands every instruction I give him, such as to tumble or to fly. But when he's tired he turns his back on me," says Cao.

He feeds Yaya on peanuts mainly, but says he also enjoys shrimp and other sea food as snacks - with a beer.

"When he eats, he needs a bowl of beer, otherwise he won't be happy," added Cao.

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Sounds like a lot of men I know..

was it drunk-duck or drunk chicken over at the grill the other day >?--lol wonder if its illegal to have drunken pets in china ?

O_o;

Ok. Now I heard everything. Almost everything. That's surprising. A bear drinking duck.

Thats my kinda duck

i had a dog that drank beer too. i didn't let but i'm sure my husband did. anyway. the title of this thread alone is crazy and funny! good post. i enjoyed it.

Oh so he's a duck that can tumble or fly. So if you 'instruct' him to solve an algorithm, then what?

People = stupid.

My man and I had a pet rat named Tommy. He liked Keystone beer. pic of Tommy playing. http://www.geocities.com/my_psychosis2000/tommy2.bmp

Yes, but could he solve algorithms?

Sadly no, but he did tell us the answers to the mysteries of the universe. I think he found them in the sock.

It was 42, wasn't it?

LOL

WOW. How did you know?

Thats cute ... ... Tommy looks like he was enjoying himself ..

Beer is gross ...

Pure sacrilege my fine friend, now you take that back . Beer is the nectar of the gods. Now make peace with the gods and have a beer I'm buying

Beer

Ah yes the nectar of the Gods. I agree. Yes Native Chick he was alot of fun. Loved him to.

Now, is the guy drunk as well? If he is, it might not be that tough!

Gotta love that Ben Franklin.

you can get men to do anything if there is a glass of beer at the end of it

The Silver Thong as a child