Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

Now that I am older & going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling & uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was & generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargin detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.. After a quick trip to the Super Market, I got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative and to my surprise, all of the stain came out. Infact, the stain came out so well, that some detectives came by yesterday and told me that the DNA test were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect. I thank you once again for having such a great product.

Well got to go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Signed, A relieved Menopausal Wife.

very funny! i thought it was great. keep 'em comeing.











poopie