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schadeaux
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, secretaries are the best. Everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try geologists, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."

4th intercedes: "I like engineers...they always understand when you have a
few parts left over at the end."

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
conversation, says: "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest.
There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are
interchangeable."
tendo
haha, i love a good burn on our little mosquitoes...i mean lawyers...wait...no..i was rite the first time tongue.gif

no offense to n e lawyers out there lol
Great Big Sea
Hehehehehehehe! Good one! grin2.gif
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