schadeaux
Nov 26 2003, 04:23 PM
Proof: Girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money :-
Girls = Time x Money
And we know that time is money :-
Time = Money
Therefore :-
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = (Money)^2
And because 'money is the root of all evil'
Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil
Note:
A problem with this proof occurred to me immediately: Since evil is
negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that
money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.
Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.
KayEl
Nov 26 2003, 04:39 PM
Well, who do you think is more "honest" in their approach, a guy who likes a girl for the way she looks or a girl liking a guy because of the size of his wallet?
theSOURCE
Nov 26 2003, 04:49 PM
The actual quote is
the love of money is the root of all evil. Perhaps your problems have arisen because you omitted love in your life's equation?*
*Just kidding.
babyforrest
Nov 26 2003, 06:16 PM
I don't need a man to have money for me to like him. I can make my own money. I actually feel guilty if somebody buys me something and I didn't get them anything in return.
Lady Sabrina
Nov 26 2003, 08:59 PM
| QUOTE |
| I don't need a man to have money for me to like him. I can make my own money. I actually feel guilty if somebody buys me something and I didn't get them anything in return. |
I totally agree with you there! I can support myself.
Melladior
Nov 26 2003, 10:08 PM
| QUOTE |
| I can support myself. |
Sure, but what's fun about that!! BUY ME THINGS!!! AAAAHHH!!!!
moe eubleck
Nov 26 2003, 10:49 PM
girls = sugar spice and everything nice!
Most of the women I know dont care about money. What they care about is shopping. You know, retail therapy. Money is just a means to that end. If money is evil, than women are just using that evil to gain new clothes.
the only way to get rid of money is to spend it, thus women who enjoy shopping are actually fighting against evil.
This makes women all the more sugary spicey and nicey!
*MoG*
Nov 27 2003, 01:52 PM
| QUOTE |
moe eubleck Posted on Nov 26 2003, 09:49 PM girls = sugar spice and everything nice! Most of the women I know dont care about money. What they care about is shopping. You know, retail therapy. Money is just a means to that end. If money is evil, than women are just using that evil to gain new clothes. the only way to get rid of money is to spend it, thus women who enjoy shopping are actually fighting against evil. This makes women all the more sugary spicey and nicey!
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I wish my fella thought that way, may-be we wouldn't have so many rows about him earning it and me spending it.
I like it that way.
JustAnIllusion
Nov 27 2003, 03:48 PM
Money is a pain in tha ass as far as I'm concerned. I don't want some guy b/c he has tons of money. I don't care how much money he has, as long as he can support himself, so that I in return can support myself. I'll make my own damn money. I don't want someone's charity. I've always been, in all of my relationships, the one who shells out money - and it's never phased me. I like sharing.

Who in the hell doesn't like someone spending money on them once in a while??? All I think of it as is a silly little way of showing you care. But what matters most is not the stupid money, it's the thought and how they treat you (words, actions).
Bleh to money.
Seraphina
Nov 27 2003, 04:53 PM
I've been told I shop like a guy

I go in with a clear idea of what I want to buy...buy it...and leave. I have not once been known to browse, window shop, or otherwise blither around
hmm...But yes, money matters not

I obviously still like to be in a position to go out and stuff...but the size of a guy's check book is a stupid thing to consider a deciding factor.
On an ironic note: Jennifer Lopez
Her love might not cost a thing...but her shopping list most certainly did
orangeblossom
Nov 29 2003, 12:11 AM
| QUOTE (Melladior @ Nov 26 2003, 10:08 PM) |
| QUOTE | | I can support myself. |
Sure, but what's fun about that!! BUY ME THINGS!!! AAAAHHH!!!! |
too right lol, otherwise wats the point in havin a man rofl
thefirstman
Nov 29 2003, 12:37 AM
I agree that girls are evil,not al but some.
They are the bane of my existence.
Kryso
Nov 29 2003, 02:48 AM
Money is the means to an end. You need money to survive, hence you have to work. But to save you time when your home, you have to buy time saving appliances, so you have to work longer in order to buy the things that save you time in the first place… its all swings and roundabouts.
To me, money
is simply a means to an end! But money is not the root to all evil. To some people money is everything. Some say money can’t buy happiness, but I say let me be a rich sad man, rather than a sad poor man, any day of the week!
klamath
Nov 29 2003, 03:45 AM
Amen babyforrest!
I make my own money and spend my own money. I don't need a man, I want one. That is the difference. Once I stopped looking for one, a sweet man was dropped to me, from God. Independent woman make most men nervous. But a 21st century man will be there, wanting and waiting!!
Xenojjin
Dec 1 2003, 06:16 AM
guy or girl , we all came from a girls womb . So if girls are evil , we are the spawn of evil and therefore evil as well .
Misery
Dec 2 2003, 02:25 AM

Why spend yours when you can spend theirs?

(it's a joke ok don't get all upset about it!)
Unexplainable
Dec 2 2003, 02:47 AM
one is evil, one says the other is evil. who's more evil?
LisaMHD
Dec 3 2003, 12:24 AM
| QUOTE (Seraphina @ Nov 27 2003, 10:53 AM) |
but the size of a guy's check book is a stupid thing to consider a deciding factor.
|
Tess
Dec 3 2003, 01:16 AM
I guess I am evil because I LIKE MONEY,and i like my man to spend money on me.
Money may not buy happiness,but it sure helps!
Unexplainable
Dec 3 2003, 02:29 AM
| QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 26 2003, 03:23 PM) |
Proof: Girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money :-
Girls = Time x Money
And we know that time is money :-
Time = Money
Therefore :-
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = (Money)^2
And because 'money is the root of all evil'
Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2 Girls = Evil Note: A problem with this proof occurred to me immediately: Since evil is negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.
Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true. |
how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful.
Phantom
Dec 3 2003, 05:15 AM
| QUOTE (Unexplainable @ Dec 3 2003, 03:29 AM) |
| how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful. |
Hmm...well he just mathematically proved it. And, that's kinda the joke of it.
Oh well, it's not funny anymore if you have to explain it.
Magikman
Dec 3 2003, 05:27 AM
| QUOTE (Unexplainable @ Dec 3 2003, 02:29 AM) |
how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful. |
Subjecting us to this alone was evil personified, if you ask me.
TheOracle
Dec 3 2003, 05:31 AM
Xenojjin
Dec 3 2003, 06:36 AM
one of the greatest characteristics of evil is to disguise itself as what is good
-myself
Kismit
Dec 3 2003, 08:34 AM
| QUOTE (something similar to something Moe said) |
Kudos on the contraversy Shadeaux |
Battlestar Scralatchtica
Dec 3 2003, 10:29 PM
MMMM MONEY.
I just LOVE money!!!
EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!
Unexplainable
Dec 4 2003, 12:48 AM
well, we evil girls never claimed any1 else evil.
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