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schadeaux


Proof: Girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money :-

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time is money :-

Time = Money

Therefore :-

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)^2

And because 'money is the root of all evil'

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil

Note:
A problem with this proof occurred to me immediately: Since evil is
negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that
money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.

Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.
KayEl
Well, who do you think is more "honest" in their approach, a guy who likes a girl for the way she looks or a girl liking a guy because of the size of his wallet? whistling2.gif
theSOURCE
The actual quote is the love of money is the root of all evil. Perhaps your problems have arisen because you omitted love in your life's equation?*










*Just kidding. tongue.gif
babyforrest
I don't need a man to have money for me to like him. I can make my own money. I actually feel guilty if somebody buys me something and I didn't get them anything in return.
Lady Sabrina
QUOTE
I don't need a man to have money for me to like him. I can make my own money. I actually feel guilty if somebody buys me something and I didn't get them anything in return.

I totally agree with you there! I can support myself. tongue.gif
Melladior
QUOTE
I can support myself.


Sure, but what's fun about that!! BUY ME THINGS!!! AAAAHHH!!!! w00t.gif
moe eubleck
girls = sugar spice and everything nice!
Most of the women I know dont care about money. What they care about is shopping. You know, retail therapy. Money is just a means to that end. If money is evil, than women are just using that evil to gain new clothes.
the only way to get rid of money is to spend it, thus women who enjoy shopping are actually fighting against evil.
This makes women all the more sugary spicey and nicey!
*MoG*
QUOTE
moe eubleck Posted on Nov 26 2003, 09:49 PM
  girls = sugar spice and everything nice!
Most of the women I know dont care about money. What they care about is shopping. You know, retail therapy. Money is just a means to that end. If money is evil, than women are just using that evil to gain new clothes.
the only way to get rid of money is to spend it, thus women who enjoy shopping are actually fighting against evil.
This makes women all the more sugary spicey and nicey! 


I wish my fella thought that way, may-be we wouldn't have so many rows about him earning it and me spending it.


I like it that way. thumbsup.gif
JustAnIllusion
Money is a pain in tha ass as far as I'm concerned. I don't want some guy b/c he has tons of money. I don't care how much money he has, as long as he can support himself, so that I in return can support myself. I'll make my own damn money. I don't want someone's charity. I've always been, in all of my relationships, the one who shells out money - and it's never phased me. I like sharing. wink2.gif Who in the hell doesn't like someone spending money on them once in a while??? All I think of it as is a silly little way of showing you care. But what matters most is not the stupid money, it's the thought and how they treat you (words, actions).


Bleh to money.
Seraphina
I've been told I shop like a guy tongue.gif I go in with a clear idea of what I want to buy...buy it...and leave. I have not once been known to browse, window shop, or otherwise blither around huh.gif

hmm...But yes, money matters not thumbsup.gif I obviously still like to be in a position to go out and stuff...but the size of a guy's check book is a stupid thing to consider a deciding factor.

On an ironic note: Jennifer Lopez tongue.gif

Her love might not cost a thing...but her shopping list most certainly did huh.gif
orangeblossom
QUOTE (Melladior @ Nov 26 2003, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE
I can support myself.


Sure, but what's fun about that!! BUY ME THINGS!!! AAAAHHH!!!! w00t.gif

too right lol, otherwise wats the point in havin a man rofl w00t.gif w00t.gif
thefirstman
I agree that girls are evil,not al but some.
They are the bane of my existence.
Kryso
Money is the means to an end. You need money to survive, hence you have to work. But to save you time when your home, you have to buy time saving appliances, so you have to work longer in order to buy the things that save you time in the first place… its all swings and roundabouts.

To me, money is simply a means to an end! But money is not the root to all evil. To some people money is everything. Some say money can’t buy happiness, but I say let me be a rich sad man, rather than a sad poor man, any day of the week! wink2.gif
klamath
Amen babyforrest!
I make my own money and spend my own money. I don't need a man, I want one. That is the difference. Once I stopped looking for one, a sweet man was dropped to me, from God. Independent woman make most men nervous. But a 21st century man will be there, wanting and waiting!!
Xenojjin
guy or girl , we all came from a girls womb . So if girls are evil , we are the spawn of evil and therefore evil as well .
Misery
wink2.gif Why spend yours when you can spend theirs? whistling2.gif (it's a joke ok don't get all upset about it!)
Unexplainable
one is evil, one says the other is evil. who's more evil?
LisaMHD
QUOTE (Seraphina @ Nov 27 2003, 10:53 AM)
but the size of a guy's check book is a stupid thing to consider a deciding factor.


How about the size of his P***S, would that be a concidering factor?? whistling2.gif

My motto is this. Its NOT the size of the WAND that counts, But the MAGIC it POSSESES. blush.gif bounce.gif wink2.gif

If girls are evil, then I wouldnt be happily married right now. thumbsup.gif
Tess
I guess I am evil because I LIKE MONEY,and i like my man to spend money on me.
Money may not buy happiness,but it sure helps! wink2.gif
Unexplainable
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 26 2003, 03:23 PM)
Proof: Girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money :-

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time is money :-

Time = Money

Therefore :-

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)^2

And because 'money is the root of all evil'

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil

Note:
A problem with this proof occurred to me immediately: Since evil is
negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that
money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.

Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.

how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful.
Phantom
QUOTE (Unexplainable @ Dec 3 2003, 03:29 AM)
how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful.

Hmm...well he just mathematically proved it. And, that's kinda the joke of it.

Oh well, it's not funny anymore if you have to explain it. tongue.gif
Magikman
QUOTE (Unexplainable @ Dec 3 2003, 02:29 AM)

how do u know we r evil? u r not a girl. and if girls r evil u think we will actually tell u that and giv u the proofs 4 it? doubtful, very doubtful.

Subjecting us to this alone was evil personified, if you ask me. tongue.gif devil.gif
TheOracle
laugh.gif laugh.gif Nice one MM thumbsup.gif
Xenojjin
one of the greatest characteristics of evil is to disguise itself as what is good

-myself
Kismit
QUOTE (something similar to something Moe said)
Kudos on the contraversy Shadeaux  thumbsup.gif
Battlestar Scralatchtica
MMMM MONEY. tongue.gif
I just LOVE money!!! devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif
EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!
Unexplainable
well, we evil girls never claimed any1 else evil.
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