The last words of a mad scientist:

1. And now the tasting test.

2. May that become hot?

3. And now a little bit from this...

4. ... and please leave that test tube alone!

5. And now shake it a bit.

6. Why is there no label on this bottle?

7. In which glass was my mineral water?

8. The bunsen burner *is* out!

9. Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?

10. *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn...

11. Oh, now I have spilt something...

12. First the acid, then the water...

13. And now the detonating gas problem.

14. This is a completely save experimental setup.

15. Where did I put my gloves?

16. O no, wrong beaker...

17. The fire alarm is just being tested.

18. Now you can take the protection window away...

19. And now keep it constant at 24 degrees celsius, 25... 26... 27...

20. Peter can you please help me. Peter!?! Peeeeeteeeeer?!?!?!?

21. I feel it! How long 15 seconds are!

22. Something is wrong here...

23. Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?

24. Trust me - I know what I am doing.

*remembers her chemistry lecturer telling her the story of, when he was in University, he was accidentally gased with sulphur dioxide, because his lecturer didn't check the equipment beforehand*

Aaah...stomach pumping goodness...

My chemistry teacher once set light to the rubber tubing of his bunsen burner. 'I like to start lessons with a bit of excitement,' he said, flapping round at the front of class.

LOL!!

My teacher almost shot a kid in the head with a homemade "Gasoline-filled-flame-thrower"!!! Beat that! He was mad for sure!

He also made us taste VERY strong salmiak, he just didn't explain properly, so one guy DRANK it.... I've never seen a face more red!

LOL!!

Great Schadeaux!!

Thank's! ( I guess, I have no idea of what "Schadeaux" mean... :? )

This guy also used to hit his students, wich offcourse is absolutely not legal!
He once smashed me in my head with a book! Luckily it't didn't kill ALL my braincells.. LOL!

If this isn't beeing mad, then I don't know!

Come on people, more funny stories about mad teachers!

LOL!

Ok.. I know see a few things..

(That was me beeing drunk... )

Ruthie (Now sober..)