Basically stay away from civilization and you'll be perfectly fine.

zombie survival guide lol

2 words: TED NUGENT

Get a big double edged sword. Make sure it is nice and sharp.Get a big bag of salt. Pour the salt in a circle around you. don't cross the circle. Quickly and at a 45 angle start removing the zombies heads. Oh pour salt on the heads. That work for me

I think Shaun of the Dead handled it best by pretending to act like a zombie to avoid getting eaten...haha. That movie was very awesome!

Go to The Zombie Squad websites tons of reta i mean experts talk about zombies there even me!

garlic and a cross...whoops that's vampires.Um,I guess a shotgun or something like that XD.

Zombies Survival Guide this should help ya out.

Haha...I'm going to keep this guide under my mattress! :-p

Try some of these advice:
1. Get garlic.
2. Sprinkle them with Holy Water
3. Since they are immortal, guns and physical attacks would not help, better just trap them.
4. Get some religious items and protect yourself with those.
5. If those things doesn't work, just hide and hide..

Those were just few beliefs of the older folks here.. Hope those will help...::laugh

Ha ha. Indeed. If anybody could survive a zombie attack it is ted nugent.

He wouldn't survive, his singing would make their brains explode.

Simple.

1) Buy The Zombie Survival Guide.
2) Read The Zombie Survival Guide.
3) Do everything the Zombie Survival Guide says.
4) Convince yourself that the nice men in white coats are there to help you.

I ****ing want zombies all i wanna do is walk down the street with like all these weapons and just take them out if i die then i will have helped.

My 16 year old suggested... Ur Mom.

Lol why are there still posts here?I think we all know what to do by now...wake up.

I highly disagree with that. I have read that thing at least 10 times now and there is a ton of things that would get you killed. Also I would hide any guns you have cuz if I'm running low on ammo I'll take you out and steal your ammo. lol.

"In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best."

Burn the body after they fall. According to resident Evil, they just get right back up and become runners.

Pretend you are Britney spears, that would put even a zombie off eating food.

I'd say- aim for the head!! & make sure you got lots of ammo & a bomb shelter!!!!!

Sure. Play Resident Evil. Pretty good stuff right there.

Yeah, but watch out for the Tyrant....

for all you that want to know what to do if zombies attack watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU

or this one


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo0k7aYA-oM...feature=related

shoot the zombie's nads

Nah, that wouldn't do anything. Headshots are the way to go.