Personally if there was a zombie threat i would lock myself n Canadian tire because it has evrything u need to defend urself

Oh it will, tin foil means one thing, roast Sunday dinner! Stick the zombie in a tin foil hat

Mmmm....... Zombie. Fry it, put on some bq sauce and it tastes just like chicken.

i would go to the milatary base jump in and hide in the old modle tank that is still in use and hide in there run over a couple of zombie shoot ,em then pick up a nice burger from from burger barrage (resteraunt) (drive through that is)

uhhhh braaaaiiiiinsss *slowly stumbles over table* that table not braaaiiiins

So let's assume that Zombies did in fact exist. there are about 250 million people in the USA and roughly 9500 people die in the US a day. So on any given day, if there were some cosmic force able to bring those freshly dead bodies back from the dead...there would be a considerable size army of zombies wandering around.

What would you use to protect yourself? Personally, I'm a fan of the shotgun/katana combination. I may have never shot a gun in my life before, but I've used katana's ever since I was about 10 years old, (karate is a wonderful thing). Cut off/shoot off their legs and they can't get to you.

Arms still exist, though.

three guidelines to handling a zombie attack....

1) grab a weapon
2) stay in the house
3) survive

if all else fails, run very fast

this is why i keep a battleaxe next to my bed....

i wouldn't say that i'm paranoid...

1. call the Ghostbusters hotline
2. ask them to release huge marshmello man from his cannister
3. place a delivery order for him (30 minutes or less) and give your address
4. wait for loud, ground shaking footsteps
5. ask marshmello man to stomp on all zombies

Whew, that's MY secret. Just thought I'd share. Jody

Well, if we're talking stereotypical slow zombies, and not super fast crazy ones, then here's what I've come up with.

Load several backpacks with food, some bright neon lights or some other signaling device to grab rescue attention, and weapons, prefereably guns and ammunition, grenades would be nice too. Then climb onto your roof. Zombies can't climb, and they aren't smart enough to pile onto each other or get a ladder. Make a game out of blasting the little buggers heads off while eating a sanwich and using the lights or flare to sgnal for a rescue chopper

You can tell i have this ready by my name:P
You need to have a plan
1.Get a CD player and a cd with "Thriller" by Michael Jackson playing over and over again.
2.Hope they dance
3.Get your boat and map to antarctica, paint the boat white.
4.Save all the albino rabbits.
5.get food and warm pants and jacket and boots.
6. Sail to antarctica
7.Hide in a cave
8.If the zombies come for you release the rabbits, the rabbits red eyes should be floating because of there white bodies
9.If that doesnt work sail to Australia and live with the kangaroos for ever and ever(becasue everybody knows Zombies go to australia only once in a blue moon)

Get Ammo! some kick ass guns! some damn sharp swords and some damn cool one liners! and wait.........wait .....wait!

BFG. that should work.

a crusifiction ya know a cross any size and a handgun go to youtube look up timoanth and got to the video named Z.A.P. that should help

You say aloud to yourself (r amongst other people) 'I am afraid zombies are going to come and get me' many times. You'll soon realize how foolish it sounds.
Are you actually serious? Is this a real fear of yours? How old are you?!

go out to the store and go and buy "the zombie survival guide"

i wanted to be safe becuz i was molested by 4 drunk zombies when i was a child n i dont want it to happen again lol.

this is just a joke dude,were just having fun

i heard the headquarters of the YZCA(young zombies canibalistic asosiation not to be confused with the YMCA)is located in australia,they host tons of meetings there so i dont know if australia is safe

Australia is never safe.

My husband has this book, it tells you everything you need to know: The Zombie Survival Guide

I'll take a cue from perhaps the greatest movie on the topic of zombie attacks, Shaun of the Dead. A pint of lager, and a cricket bat.

Hmmmm, You may be on to something,I think that maybe Greenland would be safe , I'll put some research into it.

Don't forget 'Don't Stop Me Now' and a cue stick : P

And Australia should be safe; for one, what self-respecting zombie would infect some wannabe zombie? And it's just too damn hot to shamble around and try to eat people's brains

I'don't know why no one suggests this, but I think the best protection would be that shark mail that divers wear. If a shark can't bite through it, neither can a zombie!

Lasers. Lasers are the answer. God told me.

This book is a riot!! We laughed til we hurt!!

My favorite "lesson" for surviving a zombie attack is "Blades don't need reloading."

Of course, "Get up the staircase, then destroy it." is good too!

As I recall, the author is Max Brooks. It's like a New York Times Bestseller or something. Hilarious!!

Ok I getcha.

You know, if a zombie bites you all you have to do is bite back.

Probably the best advice given.

are you worried about the slow dumb zombies? the dancing thriller zombies?.. or the fast infectd zombies? to be of any help im afraid you have to be more specific. or are you just afraid of ANY zombies just cause they are zombies? if THIS is the case then im afraid you might be life-ist and should learn some tolerance toward those that are life impaired. but i dont know you so im not going to judge you - you may have been attacked by a dancing zombie when u were little and they scare you now. (whatever the case- if its an emergency - extra brains can be thrown at the zombies to buy you some time to figure out a plan.)

brains,
clem


brains

i love zombies movies!

lol, i know it may seem weird, but im not ashamed of it, i know almost everything there is to know about surviving a zombie invasion. ive read all the books, and watched all the movies, and been to all the forums, like zombie squad. if you live in two story house, you have to bring up all food to upstairs, plug all baths and sinks, and fill them up, the water WILL eventually shut down if a zombie invasion broke out, because everyone would either abandon it, or already be dead, so you have to fill everything up, so you will have plenty when the lights go out and the water shuts down. destroy the stair case, dont burn it, it will light your house on fire, you must break t, so nothing can get up. blacken out all windows, bring all weapons out, and sit there and wait to die... yes, you will most likely die up there.

Yes, throw salt at the zombie, and make sure you get the stuff into its mouth. A zombie must return to its grave if it tastes salt.

Yes, shoot it with a silver bullet.

what the?
thats like werewolves, and vampires apparently.

well... if you have enough time, put it in a giant blender, blend it, put the smoothie in a wooden box, burn it and everything in it, take the ash and remains and throw them in a black hole... thats going to kill pretty much anything

fire works, big bursts , the kind you put in the tube and launch into air. Fire works good!

Well I think you should stock up on food board up the doors destroy the stair cases board up the stair case hallway area get all the weapons upstairs make sure to watch the news to see for any updates and kill them without any hesitation dont go hunting for them without alot of help and guns but dont forget if you can get your friends to come to your house to help you in protecting yourself from the zombie scourge and remeber you have to destroy the brain to kill them GO FOR THE HEAD ALWAYS and if a family member or friend is bitten im sorry dude but you have to kill them.

Fire Isnt such a smart idea if you have to use it in a open area not buy your house cause it can burn down your house remeber that okay alway remeber fire can destroy your house, blow up your car and flaming zombies are always not a good thing.

Gets lots of guns and ammunition, food, water and a generator and gas and stuff. Then build a big wall around your house (I'd say about 10 or 12 feet). Oh and buy a copy of "THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE" by Max Brooks (it might be a humorous book but its works). Speaking of books, get a whole lot of non electronic forms of entertainmemt so you won't go crazy from boredom. Having other people there helps. Make sure you have a ladder or some other way of escaping in case the zombies get in or you need to search for supplies. If you can't build a wall for some reason, then put up some fences, or dig a really deep moat. If you choose the moat your gonna need some kind of drawbridge though. Try to be far away from the city, but not to far encase you run out of some kind of food. Also, plant a garden for nutriscious food. Try to have like a garage kind of door so you can drive a vehicle in and out (make sure both the vehicle and the door are heavily reinforced. Thats pretty much all i can think of right now.
Oh and im not one of those crazy zombie believers (not that theres anything wrong with that) I just enjoy the zombie genre.

since they are slow as hell...hit them in the head with a shovel..they should drop, if hit hard enough

Also, if there's Zombies, i might just use magic.

Don't believe in them.

Or the hard alternative: throw salt around your house, three lumps of sugar to the left of your front door, three lumps of charcoal to the right of your backdoor, then you put 100 million dollars in your garage, and a brick on top of the suitcase, and put a mat on the doorstep that says "ZOMBIES NOT WELCOME"

and they wont attack you =)

Oh, and if it blows away you HAVE to replace the lumps of sugar

Lol if your a good summoner You can make them regenerate their flesh from the earth itself.

Haha Guns Are Probably Likely To Fail Against A Zombie
You Can't Exactly Shoot Dead Well...The Undead

Umm...If You Knocked A Zombie's Head Off Wouldn't It Just Regenerate??
Besides Since They're Slow As Hell Wouldn't It Be Smart Just To Stand There And Everytime One Gets Within 3 Feet Of You Take A Few Steps Backwards

Or If You Can Fight Stay There Hitting Zombies Down For The Rest Of Your Life
But...If You Suck At Fighting...Run Like Hell

easy, run hide, get ammo,

i would go far far north into Canada the winter freezes the zombies, plus while you are up their you could live behind a large log wall to keep ,em out, that is if they ever found `yah.

you guys are cracking me up LOL

OMG!!!! my dad is watching Dawn of the Deaf!!!!