Does anyone know how i should protect myself from zombie attacks

get a gun and shoot them .........just get get zombie repelent..(i dont know)

Why the topic of it? Did someone scare you?

I don't think any zombies are going to attack you. Alright?

But maybe Burntside knows,

Ok, now listen to me very carefully. Go to your kitchen, you should have some paper towel? Get a good amount of it and dampen it. Now, carefully wrap it around your head (careful not to tear the paper). Now, take off all your clothes and go to the refridgerator. You should have honey. Smear as much as you can all over your body. Now, go outside and start screaming "I DON'T BELIEVE IN ZOMBIES" as loudly as you can. Some nice men in labcoats will take you away to a place where zombies can't find you.

I tried that already

ZOMBIES TERRIFY ME

..and you were still attacked by zombies?

I'm kind of weird in the way that if i learn about something that scares me, i just find a way to protect myself from it instead of disproving its existence. so here is what i would do.

what i have in case of zombie attack I have a battle ready Katana and Wakizashi. i don't think i would use a gun since they run on ammo. a good blade to the neck and its all over.
as for armor, I'd use my Bike Jacket so they couldn't bite through it, and a really good pair of jeans. my bike boots would make good armor and my helmet would stop them from puking blood on me and infecting me that way. also protects my neck.

i have 50 different plans in case of zombie attack. however, 49 of them involve you being eaten by the zombies for me to escape. the 50th plan involves me becoming a zombie for the express reason of eating you though.

lol.

Remember, no matter what, save a bullet for yourself.

Zombies can be good eatin fried.

i can't imagine someone with the name "hit man" could need protection from anything...

randomhit10

I'm guessing if you stay off of Hollyweird movie sets you should be safe from Zombie attacks.

Sorry but if a zombie wants to eat you there's really nothing you can do about it.
They wait until you're sound asleep and then munch on your brains by sucking them out through your nose.
I suggest:
1. Fill your nostrils with glue several hours before bedtime and let it thoroughly dry.
2. Never go to sleep again. Live on coffee and nothing else.
or
3. Let them suck your brains out so you can be a zombie to and join in on the fun.

Its just a joke ppl i kno im not gona get attacked be zombies but i enjoy youre sugestions keep comenting

Fire. Automatic Shotgun. EXPLOSIVES!

Might want to put it into the joke section then.

ummm zombies arent real so you should be ok......

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the best way to protect yourself, is to stay away from the zombies...

BTW, you should only use guns, if you LIKE big crowds of zombies trying to eat your brain... as they will come to the sound of gunfire...

RUUUUUUUUUN!

Ah, Zombie attack. I Recommend Die and join the fun..

Head shot and if its still twitchen around give it another

Zombies can still live without heads. without a torso? nope.

Is it just me or is anyone else waiting for burntside to show up?

I have to disagree with your weapon choice, I would have to have a good double barreled shotgun and at least a couple of good handguns, Simply because if you try to use any kind of blad you would have to get close to use them, And that's a really good way to get bitten. So in my opinoin guns are the way to go.

A Zombie is not as dependent upon a head/brain as a human is.

if you cut of the torso it cant realy hurt you

lofl

Dude, you done watched Shaun of the Dead one too many times.

Zombies are afraid of vampires; become a vampire.

a wakizashi? lol... do you plan to bash it's head in? those things are heavy though.. they could do some damage...

lol at your escape plans...

Well, recalling the dream I had the other night, I jumped into the back of a pick-up truck with a bunch of other hicks and started blasting them with my shot gun. Then I helped clean out Wal-mart of canned goods. Supplies, you see. Just don't take your mom with you to Wal-Mart. Mine only wanted to "shop."

Hit man, if you really want to "protect yourself from zombies", i'd suggest The Zombie Survival Guide"

well we dont know what that is
but i jus like melee weapon compat, like axes golf clubs and so forth

I know it's a couple of months too late but still funny.....

actually if you think about it a zombie epidemic could happen soon, with all the lab testing that the government is doing, and yes destroying the brain or severing its head does kill them duh,
and think of rabies, it makes you crazy and bloodythirsty, and being bitten or scratched by rabid beings will infect you if you dont get the shot, so what if an outbreak of rabies occured? there would be some fast moving zombies after you
i believe it will happen eventually, so jus be prepared, and get on the roof of the house

This may sound odd but go buy some fish from your local market and spread them around your house, also make sure you keep a shotgun that can carry 8 rounds of shells and 3 boxes of 24 shells in an easily acsessable place...........if there is an attack get on the roof of your home with the ammo with the fish they should even come near your house................ I hope this helps you

I really should type this out and save it in word pad so I don't have to retype it every time.

For now all just give you step 1. Put on thick leather clothing (I.E Motorcycle suit + pants and the helmet to protect the neck)

Hang a braid of garlic around your neck. Doesn't help against zombies ... but cause there are none you won't be attacked.

You are a fun ruiner! And you know what we do to fun ruiners? *COUGH*Burn them alive!*COUGH*

You'll have to freeze me 'cause I can't be killed by fire....

To protect yourself from zombies get so me C-4, strap it to a zombe, and blow it up!

The best way to protect your self from a zombie attack is to rember they dont exist.

shoot them in the brains-if you want to live- shoot them in the brains- even the little kids. . . Zombie killer...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NAcOUwDfQ84

Run, zombies are slow anyway.

Pinch yourself and wake yourself up.

Tin-foil hats. Or does that only work for aliens?

I don't think a tin foil hat is going to scare away a zombie.

destroy all pufferfish.
better safe then sorry, believe me, these haitian storys amy not be sure, but you never know.

I dont know about protecting myself from zombies, what I want to know is how can I stop feeling like a zombie when I wake up in the mornings, particularly after a heavy night out.

You could always try singing the sponge Bob square pants theme tune.....If that don't send them packing nothing will.