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Owlscrying
Mar. 23

Anyone among you thinking of paying a visit to the Gloucestershire village of Leighterton with the intention of burgling the good burghers of that little piece of rural England might want to pick another target, The Sun suggests.

That's because Leighterton is protected by 60-year-old retired farmworker Keith Clifford and his herd of "highly-trained" attack sheep. And in case you're willing to laugh off the threat posed by the 24 ovine vigilantes, bear in mind that Keith has raised them from birth to strike without mercy - a fact attested by The Sun's promotion of the woolly Ninjas from "flock" to ruthless wolf-style "pack".

Keith's dog Birdie does the recon work, then orders in the pack to eliminate the threat. Keith said: "Normally sheep run away if they are frightened, but these don't. They are more than capable of handling themselves."

Mercifully, the sheep-pack has not yet been used in anger. The thought of a couple of behoodied ne'er-do-wells being torn limb from limb in a lanoline-lubricated killing frenzy is too horrible to contemplate.

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bigdog112
sounds funny disturbing and COOL.....
nativechick1989
Sounds frightening ohmy.gif
__Kratos__
Wow... Some people play scrabble and others train sheep to be ninjas. laugh.gif I wonder how he even thought of the idea and then trained them for it. blink.gif
ToxicLogic
I want one! First ninja turtles, now ninja sheep, whats next? Ninja cockroaches? thumbup.gif
kenshinx
how he trained those sheep?
Tao of Pooh
Isn't there a new movie out about killer sheep? Black sheep? Or something like that laugh.gif
mr. E
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sheep!
louie
lol.
distortedpandy
Dear god... laugh.gif
chaoszerg
I will never turn my back on a sheep again.
IamsSon
How embarrassing would it be to have to admit to your cellmates that you were roughed up by a bunch of sheep!
Adam2006
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I wonder how many he has, 100 sheep body guards defending the town laugh.gif
chemical-licker
i'll make lamb chops outta of these ninjas
jaylemurph
I used to have a boyfriend with a morbid fear of sheep, which was close to a crippling social disease for him, since we lived in Scotland.
God only knows what he'd make of that.

--Jaylemurph
Incaqueen
wow sheep with a mob mentality
someone needs to make chop suey out of those lambchops tongue.gif
E.T_PHONED HOME
Aye carumbaaaaaaaa.....you'd have a right game trying to catch one of these for your dinner! tongue.gif
mystery dude



HAHAHA........a bunch of slarling growling sheep...........AWSOME!!!................. thumbup.gif
jesspy
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linky to movie site
mysticmist
QUOTE(IamsSon @ Mar 30 2007, 04:46 AM) [snapback]1605123[/snapback]
How embarrassing would it be to have to admit to your cellmates that you were roughed up by a bunch of sheep!


Just remember to say that "they were professionally trained ninja's!"
wacko.gif even I couldn't keep my face straight just typing that comment then lol rofl.gif
Kalien
LOL! WOOLY NINJAS! I am highly amused.
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