Being Easter yesterday, i had to go with my family to some old friends for some dinner. At first i was reluctant on going but after a while i thought over the prospect of free food, and decided it wouldn't hurt to join my family.

Upon getting there i realised they kept a lot of their photos from their time living in Thailand as memorabilia up on their walls. One photo especially caught my eye, it was just a simple photo of the wife sitting on a bench in a park, but of course from all those years of watching the Xfiles I instantly spotted the spirit.
But i played it cool and sat down at the table to eat waiting for the right moment to strike.
After a long dinner I went back to examine the photo again, and sure enough there was definetly some kind of entity in the photo.
The wife seeing my interest towards the photograph walked over to me, and asked me if i liked it. I said "of course." but obviously she was incredibly ugly and my eyes hurt every time i moved them towards her direction.
I asked her if I could keep the photo, upon which she replied sternly "no."
After a few hours of talking her into giving the photo to me i realised the only way I could take the photo was without her permission. I think she knew exactly what i was up to.
Luckily i have seen my share of James Bond films in the past so I knew a thing or two about sneaking.
At about 11pm it was time for all the guests to leave. I got up inconspicously and made my way to the back of my family, and with lightning fast speed i ripped the photo from its place on the wall and shoved it down my pants. But that wasn't the end. It appears the wife realised my intentions and was waiting at the door bidding everyone farewell, of course the real reason she was doing that was to make sure i didn't take the photo.
It was my turn to recieve my farewell and kiss on the cheek, neither which i wanted.

"You're a retard." she said.

It appeared she had somehow linked the missing photo to my unusual walk. I started to panic. What was I to do? What would James Bond do?
I realised..I swung my arm back and delivered a lightning fast punch to her face, knocking her off her feet. I sprinted out of the door and ran all the way back to my home, with the photo tightly clutched between my thighs, getting home without breaking a sweat.

Here is the photo, im unsure how to post pictures so this might go wrong.

im always skeptical on orbs...but hey you never know

The difference between the thread title and the very well written and colorful story, wich stood in stark contrast to the photo itself made me laugh so hard I could barely type...

I'm sorry I honestly mean no offense but I think it's safe to assume that the little dot is more than likely not a ghost.

Happy Easter though!

You steal the photo for just a small dot?

LOL I refuse to believe this thread is serious..

this post rocks on so many levels!




halfhandshuffle:blues brothers/Rev James Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzzVHUoSRE

Lmao it's a bit late for april fool's ain't it?

Amazing? Dude...it's a freaking dot.

LMAO! Very funny!

Maybe she will sue you for assault and your defence? "Well that dot on the photo is a spirit". What???

Looks like a light reflection to me LOL, you really need to get out more

oh good grief

I think I may have fallen asleep at least once while reading the story.......... then after all that torture I then had to look at a stupid brick wall with a possible orb on it! That was 2 minutes of my life that I will never get back!

I was able to enhance the "orb" a bit, this may help clear up some of the mystery:

LOL! And here I thought it was just a speck of dust reflecting the camera flash the whole time

lmao This is a classic- Hiiiillarious, Ya'll killin' me more than the OP.....

Thank you so much!!! I needed a good laugh tonite!

If that is a ghost, then I'm SANTA !!!!

hoping you plan on returning picture.....

Clean ya lenses!

So many orb photos can be explained by a speck of dust

Uh uh..(this one done a shortcut.)
It's very hard to explain why she stole it.

Thanks for the laugh, that was really hillarious. This thread should be moved to the jokes section.

Oh my God I think I found one!!! It's true, he's not making it up and below is the proof!


A dark entity has possessed this poor Asian girls FACE!!

Im an avid Orb supporter. But there's an overwhelming amount of anti-Orbers out there. If your going to post Orb pics they better be Fantastic Orbs of unique and singular beauty or else your threads doomed. Theres better then this but here is one of mine.

Heres an orb in a picture i took of a church.

The picture wont show Oh well. Sorry.

HA! I think you have watched too much James Bond and The X-Files!! .........And you punched her for a picture?........Suresley lay off the weed.........

I think that's a zit.