dont worry your safe. hell we can even team up!

lol

for some reason this just cracks me up. Reminds of that comedian (whats his name?) with the real dead pan since of humor. lol........... Got it. Steven Wright is his name

Well this a a tough q. I have to say that I really really don’t know. Nobody does. There is this unidentified fear and rapture after death that is incorporated into me as growing up. I hope I will not go to the former. Then there is atheism / agnosticism that nothing exists in the after-life. Now we have new hopes in quantum mechanics that we could be the ghosts(what is after the Higgs and God particle?)
But lets say I am a ghost, a number of things: 1) I will visit the universe and let all the Answers sink in. 2) I will be asking the same questions as if it were I was alive. 3) Let myself Known to a bunch of professional ghost hunters so all this will end 4) Visiting my grave once in a while to check up on things 5) I will help the pet /animals ghosts 6) Avoid family meaning that I would not able to handle their pain in life 7) Attend rock concerts.8) Voyeurism 9) Asking God why I am here? 10) Screaming 11) Bliss. 12) Sleeping n waiting for the ufos.

Now that would be too much fun

there you are i thought i lost you!!

LOL Not yet, I am jumping on and off: Telephone ringing, son coming in and out, birds squawking, and I got a headache LOL

i know between my 4 year old, and my husband who seems to be 4 years old instead of 41, i'm lucky to even read a thread!

I know, I know lol..I have to take a hot soothing bath and rest. I shall return. Ohh got an email from "them" and she said they will call tomorrow night..Thanks!!

Screaming

a traveling poltergeist, scaring everyone I see

LOL Where did you find those funny little guys anyway?

when you hit the smileys click on show all and you will get to see all of them.

If I were a ghost, I would go into a vault, load myself up with alot of money, and distribute it to people who really need it, just drop it in front of them, and be able to watch their reactions

Also let out all the animals out of cages who are being experimented on

heh yeah and team up with the dead ones... there has got to be alot of very mad animals just waiting for revenge

What would you do if you were a ghost?

OMG my list is endless.

I would visit everyone I love though Im not sure I would show myself in case they crapped themselves. I would definately watch over them as much as possible though. I would also visit all the people who have been mean or nasty to me during my lifetime and scare the pants off them. (oh im so easily pleased that is making me giggle my head off lol)

I would definately try to make contact with a medium/paranormal research team to prove that ghosts do exist. I also think I would visit places that have reputations for being haunted, because as a ghost I should be able to see other ghosts (imagine actually seeing with your own eyes all the things you have only ever seen in photos or heard about)

I would make a trip around other planets too.....as a ghost I cant see how my wanderings would be restricted to earth. Wow to stand on Saturn and see the rings for myself would be brilliant. I assume that as a ghost the atmosphere on other worlds wouldnt affect me at all. I dont know whether a ghost has to travel or can teleport itself but hey I have all eternity to explore lol

I would also visit all the people I know who ridicule me for believing in ghosts and suchlike and totally show them I was right hee hee hee (im gonna stop now because I dont really want to be a mean old ghost lol)

I'd do the same as Shayna above, I'd visit my family and let them know there is something after death - that's a gift isn't it??

We've had this discussion, I've said to my family if you go before me, I want you to let me know, and visa versa.

I would haunt ziyi zhang's bathroom .

I like this idea wolfwoman! I will help you!

If I got stuck back here as a ghost I would go steal money from rich womens purses and drop it on the ground in front of homeless people.

This is far fetched, but i'm a big hockey fan...so if i was a ghost/spirit, i would put myself in Marty Brodeau's body tonight, and have the N.J Devils win with a shutout....

If I were a ghost...it would suck so bad to see all the delicious food in the world and not be able to eat it...therfore... I'd prolly try to make everyone I saw eating feel like they were being watched. ^^
Eh, other than that... it would be really cool to really mess with paranormal investigators... Maybe uber overly-zealous fundy types too... ^^ oo I could have fun with that...
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to watch over all your relatives that were still living too and try to help em out?...and If you didn't like em...well...hehehe...more fun.
Most of all...I think I'd study...no library in the world could keep you out... You could study continually... then if you were ever reincarnated you could hope to just get those "knowedgable notions" about things like you just know the answer and what will work.
Aside from traveling, studying, and learning... I would definately be one of those tricksters and just a general menace to anyone that I deemed deserving to be taken down a knotch or two.

If I were a ghost I'd find my woman who's on the other side. That's all I would do.

Don't you guys realise this...why ghost like to disturb commoners or other living people?

Cause they have the same desire to do that when they were alive before they were ghost...

"I would go all around the Christians and tell them there is no God.... then I would go to all the islam nations and tell them i am Allah and tell them to simutaneously blow themselves..then blow themselves up...I would take advantage of all religious people and lead them to their deaths... then laugh at their lost souls when i see them.... then i'd get bored doing that for the next 1000 years..and if i can..i mean if it's possible.. i'd like to kill myself and finally end it...but im sure it won't happen. so i'd be bored for eternity.. so i guess there really is a hell...... i wonder. if there is a god..i guess hes stuck in hell too..i mean....he's spending eternity knowing whatever there ever was, is, and will be.. how friggen boring and pointless is that? I'd kill myself if i were him."

Ummmm, ok.

I would watch my son grow up. I would also scare the Hell out of a few people I can think of.

^ Nice.

So Mister Rogers you ain't?

LOL

I would probably just sexually molest people.

"Oh, and I go to church and get right up next to the most dignified person I could find in the pews --- then let an enormous fart! The kind that shakes the shingles off the roof!
"The Farting Ghost" would also be known at weddings, funerals and TV news broadcasts."