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runephoenix
Just like the title said rofl.gif If you died and came back as a ghost what would you do? Just curious laugh.gif rofl.gif tongue.gif
chaoszerg
Women's changing room that's all I need to say.
runephoenix
lol laugh.gif
detox187
I think that I would sit in on private board room meetings and spy on big companies for no reason.
Mad Manfred
Apart from inserting bizarre objects up their butt's while they slept? Leaving them wondering...how'd that get up there?!
runephoenix
QUOTE(detox187 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:17 AM) [snapback]1626084[/snapback]
I think that I would sit in on private board room meetings and spy on big companies for no reason.

ok...
QUOTE
Apart from inserting bizarre objects up their butt's while they slept? Leaving them wondering...how'd that get up there?!

lol bizzare objects like yo yo's?? blink.gif
spikeman25
QUOTE(chaoszerg @ Apr 13 2007, 12:02 AM) [snapback]1626067[/snapback]
Women's changing room that's all I need to say.
Definitely. But i would seriously mess with some people, Like move stuff around and show myself in mirrors.
xCrimsonx
innocent.gif Whatch over my family, spook those that spooked me In life. Really give em something to live for.
xCrimsonx
QUOTE(chaoszerg @ Apr 13 2007, 09:32 AM) [snapback]1626067[/snapback]
Women's changing room that's all I need to say.

Cool... * Jumps up and down, "Be my ghost" heh,heh Vvv""vvV
War-Junkie
I would definitely scare people for no reason at all
my_psychosis
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Apr 12 2007, 07:28 PM) [snapback]1626098[/snapback]
Apart from inserting bizarre objects up their butt's while they slept? Leaving them wondering...how'd that get up there?!

w00t.gif rofl.gif..Good one Manfred...... Revenge. Scare people that pissed me of, like my ex mother inlaw. Oh and spy on good looking guys in the shower of course. devil.gif
LadyHay
I have always thought that I would try somehow to get a message to my fellow ghost researching colleagues about the afterlife and answer all the questions I had while I was alive.
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(runephoenix @ Apr 13 2007, 11:02 AM) [snapback]1626141[/snapback]
ok...

lol bizzare objects like yo yo's?? blink.gif


That's a good one...but I was thinking more along the lines of little plastic dinosaurs and stuff like that rofl.gif
cyrus11
I would go all around the Christians and tell them there is no God.... then I would go to all the islam nations and tell them i am Allah and tell them to simutaneously blow themselves..then blow themselves up...I would take advantage of all religious people and lead them to their deaths... then laugh at their lost souls when i see them.... then i'd get bored doing that for the next 1000 years..and if i can..i mean if it's possible.. i'd like to kill myself and finally end it...but im sure it won't happen. so i'd be bored for eternity.. so i guess there really is a hell...... i wonder. if there is a god..i guess hes stuck in hell too..i mean....he's spending eternity knowing whatever there ever was, is, and will be.. how friggen boring and pointless is that? I'd kill myself if i were him.
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Apr 13 2007, 04:06 PM) [snapback]1626441[/snapback]
I would go all around the Christians and tell them there is no God.... then I would go to all the islam nations and tell them i am Allah and tell them to simutaneously blow themselves..then blow themselves up...I would take advantage of all religious people and lead them to their deaths... then laugh at their lost souls when i see them.... then i'd get bored doing that for the next 1000 years..and if i can..i mean if it's possible.. i'd like to kill myself and finally end it...but im sure it won't happen. so i'd be bored for eternity.. so i guess there really is a hell...... i wonder. if there is a god..i guess hes stuck in hell too..i mean....he's spending eternity knowing whatever there ever was, is, and will be.. how friggen boring and pointless is that? I'd kill myself if i were him.


You're the kinda guy that camps people's corpses in WoW aren't you? tongue.gif
my_psychosis
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:06 AM) [snapback]1626441[/snapback]
I would go all around the Christians and tell them there is no God.... then I would go to all the islam nations and tell them i am Allah and tell them to simutaneously blow themselves..then blow themselves up...I would take advantage of all religious people and lead them to their deaths... then laugh at their lost souls when i see them.... then i'd get bored doing that for the next 1000 years..and if i can..i mean if it's possible.. i'd like to kill myself and finally end it...but im sure it won't happen. so i'd be bored for eternity.. so i guess there really is a hell...... i wonder. if there is a god..i guess hes stuck in hell too..i mean....he's spending eternity knowing whatever there ever was, is, and will be.. how friggen boring and pointless is that? I'd kill myself if i were him.

Um what? unsure.gif
Barek Halfhand
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:06 AM) [snapback]1626441[/snapback]
I would go all around the Christians and tell them there is no God.... then I would go to all the islam nations and tell them i am Allah and tell them to simutaneously blow themselves..then blow themselves up...I would take advantage of all religious people and lead them to their deaths... then laugh at their lost souls when i see them.... then i'd get bored doing that for the next 1000 years..and if i can..i mean if it's possible.. i'd like to kill myself and finally end it...but im sure it won't happen. so i'd be bored for eternity.. so i guess there really is a hell...... i wonder. if there is a god..i guess hes stuck in hell too..i mean....he's spending eternity knowing whatever there ever was, is, and will be.. how friggen boring and pointless is that? I'd kill myself if i were him.

You sir, are a walking contradiction .....and by all means YOUR life IS pointless and boring.......(and dateless to be sure!) grin2.gif







halfhandshuffle:Laid to rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWB6rmSd4I
KwoNeShe
I would go to family members, and let them know that I was okay. Then, I would go to an ex's and find out a thing or two. devil.gif
chaoszerg
QUOTE(Atanerpmav @ Apr 13 2007, 05:11 AM) [snapback]1626343[/snapback]
Cool... * Jumps up and down, "Be my ghost" heh,heh Vvv""vvV




Consider it done...................as soon as I have passed on. wink2.gif




I would scare the dirty toe rag who has be scaring me every morning and finally have my revenge BUWHAHAHAHA!!!!..................Oh wait I can't because it's myself everytime I look in the mirror in the morning after I have just woken up....Never mind.
itsnotoutthere
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Apr 13 2007, 01:28 AM) [snapback]1626098[/snapback]
Apart from inserting bizarre objects up their butt's while they slept? Leaving them wondering...how'd that get up there?!


That reminds me of the film 'me, myself & irene. lol
nativechick1989
What would I do if I were a ghost ..... I'd haunt and torment those who were rude to me in life.

devil.gif
Planet
QUOTE(chaoszerg @ Apr 13 2007, 01:02 AM) [snapback]1626067[/snapback]
Women's changing room that's all I need to say.


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Leonardo
My better half and I have actually discussed this! If she was still alive I'd return and keep her company until it was time for us both to pass on. wub.gif

Yes, I know, 'OMG, pass the sick bag!' tongue.gif blush.gif
airika
QUOTE(Leonardo @ Apr 13 2007, 11:17 AM) [snapback]1627289[/snapback]
My better half and I have actually discussed this! If she was still alive I'd return and keep her company until it was time for us both to pass on. wub.gif

Yes, I know, 'OMG, pass the sick bag!' tongue.gif blush.gif


Many Leo, Your better half must sure be some lucky woman.... yes.gif
HowdyDoo
I'd check out Area 51 (or where ever they have moved it).

I'd take a peek to see what is going on behind the doors of the Oval Office. (Gosh, the Clinton years would have been a hoot.)

I'd find Osama bin Laden and give him heck.

I'd find out as many answers to as many questions as possible.

Then I'd find the nearest "white light" and run like hell.
knott
First of all, I'd probably scare myself. After the initial shock, I'd take the scenic route around the world, check out unexplored areas of the Antarctic and the ocean and see if there are any caves leading to the center of earth. Aliens might be living in there and that would be my chance to scare them.
runephoenix
QUOTE(War-Junkie @ Apr 13 2007, 05:16 AM) [snapback]1626354[/snapback]
I would definitely scare people for no reason at all

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Whatch over my family, spook those that spooked me In life. Really give em something to live for.

Ye thats what id do laugh.gif
runephoenix
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Apr 13 2007, 07:05 AM) [snapback]1626440[/snapback]
That's a good one...but I was thinking more along the lines of little plastic dinosaurs and stuff like that rofl.gif

aww but yoyos are so much more fun or even toy rockets yes.gif
Lady_Anvilabeel
QUOTE(Hezzbelle @ Apr 13 2007, 06:50 AM) [snapback]1626434[/snapback]
I have always thought that I would try somehow to get a message to my fellow ghost researching colleagues about the afterlife and answer all the questions I had while I was alive.



I think I would do similar, find myself a good medium. And I'd explore all the places that were inaccessible to me when alive.
Shankpin
I'd go to Hawaii- lay on the beach... enjoy that for a while, then go to Italy.
my_psychosis
QUOTE(HowdyDoo @ Apr 13 2007, 01:52 PM) [snapback]1627339[/snapback]
I'd check out Area 51 (or where ever they have moved it).

Oh good idea HowdyDoo. I'd do that to.
bee

I think I was a ghost once...sort of.

I saw a man (ghost) in a sack-like tunic...with animal skins on his feet tied around the ankles. I looked at him and became alarmed....but the thing is...he looked at ME and looked like HE was shocked...like he could see me (a ghost from the future??)...then he walked away, faded through the curtains.

I think it must have been a time warp kind of thing!!
xCrimsonx
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Apr 13 2007, 03:35 PM) [snapback]1626440[/snapback]
That's a good one...but I was thinking more along the lines of little plastic dinosaurs and stuff like that rofl.gif

lol thumbsup.gif
TAISET
if i was a ghost gosh i don`t know what i would do really possabley see my freinds then go make other people happy like builled kids then go in to space and do a univesreal tour oh wait bad idea there might be some thing out there that can eat ghosts XD i would posses my char off one of my mmorpgs and do random things thats all i can really think off at this time
my_psychosis
QUOTE(TAISET @ Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM) [snapback]1629072[/snapback]
if i was a ghost gosh i don`t know what i would do really possabley see my freinds then go make other people happy like builled kids then go in to space and do a univesreal tour oh wait bad idea there might be some thing out there that can eat ghosts XD i would posses my char off one of my mmorpgs and do random things thats all i can really think off at this time

That's a nice idea TAISET. Helping kids who are being bullied. Scare the crap out of the brats. lol. My oldest was bullied when he was younger (he is 19 now) and it made me so mad. You talk to the kids parents or the school and they bullied him worse. angry.gif Course now he is over 6 ft and filled out so people dont mess with him any more. grin2.gif
Kalien
See all there is to see in the world, then attempt to take it over or something >.>
Gatofeo
If I came back as a ghost?
Oh, I'd be an even bigger pest than I am today ... heh heh.

The women's changing room is a certainty. I'd also hang around the Playboy Mansion, where I'd become known as "The Groping Ghost."
I'd visit the girls' dorm at colleges and, while the students slept, I'd go into their underwear drawer and leave their sexiest undies hanging on their doorknob in the hallway. Other students passing by might think it was some sort of secret code.
Oh, and I go to church and get right up next to the most dignified person I could find in the pews --- then let an enormous fart! The kind that shakes the shingles off the roof!
"The Farting Ghost" would also be known at weddings, funerals and TV news broadcasts.
Oh sure, I'd drop by friends and family once in a while to look over them. My lady friends would be bent over, scrubbing the tub or reaching for the vegetable bin in the refrigerator, and I'd give them a good goose!
I can see it now ... she'd straighten up instantly, rubbing her butt, and exclaim, "Damn you Gatofeo! When I cross over I'm gonna beat you into the next eon!"
And she'd hear my ethereal giggling ...
maggie_13
manipulate people by scaring them. acting like a poltergeist or something.
MUM24/7
All of the above..... thumbsup.gif devil.gif rofl.gif w00t.gif
Ciraxis
what else? I'd go fishing
Barek Halfhand
QUOTE(my_psychosis @ Apr 14 2007, 04:39 PM) [snapback]1629094[/snapback]
That's a nice idea TAISET. Helping kids who are being bullied. Scare the crap out of the brats. lol. My oldest was bullied when he was younger (he is 19 now) and it made me so mad. You talk to the kids parents or the school and they bullied him worse. angry.gif Course now he is over 6 ft and filled out so people dont mess with him any more. grin2.gif
it is SO much fun to confront childhood bullies after you grow up and "fill out".......... they are always cowards......I made one cry! yes.gif .....B








halfhandshuffle:drowning pool-bodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZhUhlqPok
my_psychosis
QUOTE(Barek Halfhand @ Apr 18 2007, 09:08 AM) [snapback]1635080[/snapback]
it is SO much fun to confront childhood bullies after you grow up and "fill out".......... they are always cowards......I made one cry! yes.gif .....B
halfhandshuffle:drowning pool-bodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZhUhlqPok

lol
BRAT2
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Apr 12 2007, 11:05 PM) [snapback]1626440[/snapback]
That's a good one...but I was thinking more along the lines of little plastic dinosaurs and stuff like that rofl.gif

i havent laughed that hard in awhile!! rofl.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Moonlight_Magic
QUOTE(runephoenix @ Apr 13 2007, 12:27 AM) [snapback]1626022[/snapback]
Just like the title said rofl.gif If you died and came back as a ghost what would you do? Just curious laugh.gif rofl.gif tongue.gif


Id try and help guide people. Id rather come back as a guardian angel. Although i may move the odd object around just for practical joke purposes to amuse myself in the after life. But nothing that would cause any one too much distress.

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Kroll1
I think i would hang around government, and presidentiel offices, and make them "loose" important papers, whenever they was about to make a deal, i thourth was bad for people. yes.gif
BRAT2
i would pants everybody, watch over my daughter. haunt a few people scare the crap out of them. ph34r.gif
DakaSha
id walk into rooms where people are debating if the place is haunted and go: "Its haunted thumbup.gif "

then leave
BRAT2
QUOTE(DakaSha @ May 2 2007, 03:02 PM) [snapback]1656497[/snapback]
id walk into rooms where people are debating if the place is haunted and go: "Its haunted thumbup.gif "

then leave

laugh.gif laugh.gif
DakaSha
and id definetly have a checklist for every "WTF?" i hear
JustNormal
QUOTE(mom4 @ May 2 2007, 10:00 PM) [snapback]1656493[/snapback]
i would pants everybody, watch over my daughter. haunt a few people scare the crap out of them. ph34r.gif



LOL ::note to self::" dont get on bad side of Mom" dontgetit.gif
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