This is my therory about bigfoot. They are real they do exist but what your probably wondering is if there are bigfoots where the hell do they come from? do they just span out of nowhere? No I'll tell yu where they think they come from. I think that they are human chip hybrids made by the goverment bizzaro x-files kind of stuff. They look like oliver the humanzee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_humanzee .They probably enhanced the dna so that it would have the gargantuan gene thats why its so big because if you have heard the reports they say bigfoot has wide shoulders and a small head and thats just like oliver. Lets face it oliver looks just like bigfoot only smaller. Anyway the goverment probibly realeased the bigfoots all over the world to see what the respons of the citizens would be. And my theory about how they made the humanzees are that they performed experiments of chips to see who where the smared they then took the best of the best and breed them with sertian types of cavemen that are probably still around in parts of the world or unintelegent humans that have lived in primative locations. Thats my therory Yes cavemen are still around

"Its so easy a caveman can do it!"

Sorry if I got of (oooh aliens! let me get my camera) topic no I dont have A.D.D

Well, if the stories weren't being told by the natives of North America before the white man came over, I would think your theory could have merit. In Canada, it is called Sasquatch (as the natives call it). It is also against the law to kill one in Canada.

I was interested until I got to the..."human chip hybrids made by the goverment bizzaro x-files kind of stuff. They look like oliver the humanzee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_humanzee"

Well if the government wanted to see the reaction of humans to them, I don't think that they would release them in virtually remote locations AND have access to different countries, especially some unfriendly/previously unfriendly countries such as China, Mongolia, Russia, and others. Also, I don't think they'd have parts of human in them as they are usually seen wandering and eating or acting ape like. If they are human in any way, they'd have enough intelligence to invent and to think.

I thought bigfoot was around before x-files.

hmm first off why would we cross humans with chimps what could the govermenty gain from it? second japan expiremented with human/great ape crosses and got nouthing they tried all combinations and got nouthing it cant be done probly because chimps have less chromosomes then humans do in fact where we have x and y to determine sex they dont have that they have another system to determine sex next oliver was a chimp 100% he was just ar5ound people so much he developed human like qualities. u obviously laack common knowledge on dna and genes which is why u came up to this conclusion ill tell u about bigfoot hes not real so stop wasting your time

No, he simply uses the x-files to describe his human-zees theory, as the x-files are famous for government conspiracy.

Or it could be that Bigfoot is a natural animal, that breeds like other normal organisms, explaining where they come from.

use spell check next time

Stories and sightings of the Australian yowie have been around longer then the white man over here.

I believe it is a lot stranger than that. If you read enough about the supernatural, you soon begin to see a lot of really strange coincidences among the various phenomena. One thing that sticks out in a lot of Bigfoot and UFO sightings is the overpowering smell of sulfur. Why sulfur? And what does Bigfoot have to do with UFO's? It gets even weirder the more you research it - during the real life "Mothman" incident, UFO's, Bigfoot, Mothman, all kinds of strange phenomena and occurrences happened and were observed within a short time frame in the same area. And yes, the strong smell of sulfur occurred with Mothman sightings as well. Seeing as how Mothman can't possibly be a physical, living creature roaming the US, I concluded long ago that these phenomena are actually something much stranger, possibly from another dimension. When they manifest here they emit a sulfur smell for some reason. I don't think we'll ever capture a Bigfoot or Mothman - they are able to either dissipate or cross back over to wherever they came from somehow. I don't think we'll ever know the truth until these phenomena are thoroughly studied with every scientific principle and technique that can be brought to bear; which, considering the "giggle factor" associated with them, I doubt will ever be accomplished.

Bahahahaha! I was laughing the whole time I read that. Hilarious.

So, when I was little I saw that Super mario Movie, and I remember that dude with the spiky head turn a guitar player into a monster with a small head. is that sort of what your saying?

SJD there's no need for nastiness.

I've been hanging around the yowie/ sassy communities for quite a few years and UFOs and sassy are sometimes put together by some of the field. I for one believe that they are a living breathing creature, but at this point in time we don't really know a lot about them.

Welcome to the forum SpringheelMac.

It is an interesting theory but I don't think that is the answer to the Bigfoot question. Like everyone said legends of him have existed before our government was founded, and not just in America, every country seems to have a Bigfoot like creature.

Who is Oliver the Humanzee???

Edit: it's ok I found a photo now, link did'nt seem to work for me before.

oliver was a chimp not a humanzee it was tested and proven it even says it on the wikpedia site

Bravo! Your point hits the nail on the head. The lore is very ancient in fact and far predates bio-engineering.

Oliver was DNA tested and proved to be nothing more then a chimp. Sorry. Try again.

Yeah but were dealing with x-files and government conspiracy here, come ON guys, cant you SEE the lie???!!!!
I think Megashredder is seriously onto something here. Developments in gargantuan gene hybridization is big news in the world of bio-engineering

And i remember reading journals on the discovery of frozen caveman embryos found in the mountains of tibet a few years ago. It all adds up!!!

Well done for making the links Megashredder!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!

Yes. We will one day have army of chimps to do our bidding. Yaaaaa.

It's really against the law to kill a Sasquatch in Canada? Wow. That's interesting. I did not know that. So, does that mean the Canadian Government is actually open minded about its existance or is it more specifically a provincial law?

Look at these ancient documentation's
You tell me?

http://library.syr.edu/digital/collections...s/ms07/231r.jpg


http://library.syr.edu/digital/collections...s/ms07/104v.jpg


or scroll down to "Wall painting of a Hairy Saint"

http://users.stlcc.edu/mfuller/monmichael.html



http://209.85.50.7/~skookum/index.php?name...cle&sid=165

They actually have a specific law in Canada against killing a bigfoot? Wouldnt the government be confirming it's existance if that is the case?

Well, since the legend of Bigfoot and Sasquatch pre-date the rise of science and industry, we can pretty much discount the humanzee element.

Native Americans didn't have genetics labs to do such experiements, so no humanzee could possibly arise from anything going on in North America prior to the arrival of european settlers. And they had only acquired gunpowder, so no humanzees from them, either.

And where would Native Americans or these europeans get the chimps?

Nope. That doesn't work.

Similarites between humanzees and sasquatch are interesting, but I can see any kind of reasonable link between them that includes any kind of human conspiracy.

actauly if u saw and shot a bigfoot it could be considered murder of the second degree if it is classififed into the homo genus hence u are dealing with homoscide and once again japan tried every cross between human sperm and great ape egg and great ape sperm and human egg and non worked we are very closely related to them yet we have passed a barrior that does not allow us to interbreed anymore chimps have less chromosomes then us