Hiya,

Found this on another forum and was curious as to what the people here thought

For me it's -

1 - Paris Hilton - scrawny, burnt flesh with a frozen face staring with shallow eyes, ick.

2 - Cameron Diaz - can't explain it...I know she's supposed to be hot, I just don't see it.

3 - Thandie Newton - she's got the body of a ten-year old boy.

4 - Jessica Simpson - now here's a real weird one...staring at her I think "that's supposed to be hot!" and begin to worry about my sexuality...

5 - Carrie-Ann Moss - what's the attraction here? I see Matrix fanboi's drooling over her and don't understand why...she's so...ordinary.

How 'bout you?

I'm the same - I dont see why she is considered attractive. I mean that she a great body, but her face is just so ... hard. She looks like the kind of person who bullied people at highschool.

Im with ya on paris, cameron and jessica....no idea who the other 2 are... Paris is just fugly...cameron diaz..well...yeah I guess she's attractive but I just dont like her for some reason, and jessica....something really fake looking about her face...


Now....I have to get back to worshoping Jessica Alba...

From a female perspective:

George Clooney-ewwww

Brad Pitt- too pretty

Tom Cruise- don't get me started ........

All of them with the exception of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Rawr!

Now what's REALLY funny....compare the ages from the lists compiled by the men vs the one compiled by a female...the women are for the most part younger...

I have to agree with you there! LOL!

A wana be pornstar, not to mention she'll do anything shaped like you know what oh wait I did mention it.....

Jessica.....cmon man shes ok

Anyway, how could I be picky, I couldn't get any celebs

I have to agree with those who say, Paris...money can't buy you class

Uma Thurman......Blech
Especially in Kill Bill when you catch a glimpse of her Alien toes.

Uma Thurman looks like a tranny

Nicole Ritchie looks like a sick, weakling chihuahua

Those ugly old cows in Friends, with the exception of Aniston who is hot.

Agree about Thandie Newton, she looks like a scrap of beef jerky in a frock. And I have to agree with all others so far.

Also Jennifer Lopez, a fat-arsed conquistadore who probably escaped a life of porn by the skin of her massive butt.

Beyonce. From the bottom down she looks like Roberto Carlos. The top half can't work out if it's Farrah Fawcett or Carlos Valderrama.

ANd the less said about Mariah Carey the better, the hateful old crone.

Christina Aguilera as well. Poisonous little dwarf-witch.

LMAO!

I agree with you apart from Christina.. she's hot, and what a voice

I've never seen the attraction to brad Pitt, or Johnny depp


Tommy lee, Phil Anselmo and Billy Bob Thornton are my kind of guys

You're my new favourite poster

Billy Bob reminds me of a pedophile....eww he's creepy.
But Tommy Lee = Hot
Brendan Fraser = Hot
and my all time favorite .......... Mark Wahlberg = double hot hot

Now Johnny Depp he's cute, And I really enjoy the characters he plays, but He is way too hyped up on the appearance Aspect

Brad Pitt is very hot in some movies, like Fight Club and Mr and Mrs Smith, and other movies not so much, like Interview with a Vampire.

now that joan rivers, shes a hotty




ok, i couldn't leave this post with a disclaimer: that was a joke

I agree with most, EXCEPT, Jessica Simpson. My one true love.lol How dare you? Her body makes me shiver. She is pure perfection. Now I must take a cold shower.

I can't understand Kristin Dunst. She is kind of ugly.

I have issues with certain features on celebs.

Jessica Simpson's friggin chin. I'm sure some of you are thinking perverted things but god, I could just punch her.

Heather Graham and Christina Ricci - it's the forehead man, ew.

Mariah Carey needs kicked in the head as well.

I have issues.

Chloe Sevigny, Matt Damon, Teri Hatcher, Star Jones

Penelope Cruz. Just yuck.

Kirsten Dunst. Bleck.

Reese Witherspoon. Maybe because of her Leno chin.

Ciraxis I'm still laughing!!!! That was good.

Pamela Anderson is nasty. I don't know what people see in her. Alot of people think she's hot. I would go gay before sleeping with her....

Ok, maybe not.

Faruza Balk in a scary kind of way is seriously - from different angles - very hot. & Juliet Lewis.

No femal is ugly enough to make do that.

He's the least hyped up on appearance! He plays characters where he doesn't exploit his looks. Remember Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? He shaved his head into a male patterned baldness style. Then in Ed Wood he wore those horrid fake teeth. Edward Scissorhands he was scarred and pasty. Etc.

You'd never see Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise shave their head for a part.

Billy Bob? Really? I love his acting, and a lot of his characters, but to be attracted to him? Just think of Carl in Slingblade (a great movie, btw). That gets you hot? Hmmmummmph, I reckon'.

I have to admit that George Clooney finally won me over when I saw him in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou." A guy that good looking who can still make fun of himself is sexy to me.

Johnny Depp has grown on me as an actor, but he's got a little bit of a "creepy" thing going. But he sure was beautiful in Sleepy Hallow.

Yep, Brad Pitt IS too pretty.

Gerard Butler makes me melt. Those green eyes and that accent drive me crazy. He's also very funny and easy-going.

Will Smith is immensely attractive, especially because of his personality.

I find that personality is what really what makes someone attractive. They can be only marginally good looking, but with the right personality, they can appear beautiful/handsome.

That Uma Thurman and Star jones....................uck!

I know it might seem like an odd choice to you.. but I've never gone for those pretty boys at all.. I like rough guys with tattoos.. There's something about him that I like. Heck, if he's good enough for Angelina..

Gotta go with Jennifer Lopez, just don't see it.

So true.


Exactly

me to. Actually I like all kinds of men. I just like men in general.

Juliette Lewis???? I don't think anyone's ever said she was "hot"....have they? If they have they should be shot...(I'm not refering to the poster, but whoever told the poster she was hot)

... not that choosy ...... i'll screw any of them...

Paris Hilton!

I hate her! Dunno why people find her so attractive, just because she's a spoiled brat.

It's just the proof of the power that boobs (real or fake) have in the male mind

i agree with these

Nicole Richie too....she is the Replacement for Grey Skull

me too!!

Creepy thing is, I haven't heard anyone even in my group of friends that knows who Fairuza Balk IS let alone, think she's hot. You and I think the same there.

Iv'e always gone for more of the "Normal" looking girls. I, for some reason, do not get attracted to tons of makeup and glamor. Not to say that there aren't some female actresses that I wouldn't mind.... I'll post my unatractive stars soon, but for now i go to bed......

Yeah I don't think she's hot at all! She's very androgynous looking..

OMG Noooo woman, George is handsome as. Mind you Bon Jovi is better, somethings really do get better with age.
'Paris' ,yuk. Your right about Brad, Id still go a round with im but. Tom was the bomb in Top Gun, but now hes just an ageing tripper.
Giles from Buffy wasnt much of a looker, but theres just something about him. yum.
Ozzy Ozborn at 15 I had friend that drooled over him, she wasnt even born yet when he started to sing, not then or now. ewwwwww
Orlando Bloom, sometimes yes, sometimes no, mostly yes.
Ok Im starting a new post. Nice to have visited. Bye.

Lol all right StoneAgeQueen.

yuppp....

Jessica Alba is naturally sexy

Juliette Lewis is annoying. Who's that ginger one as well? Julianne Moore? I wached Hannibal once and wanted to eat my own eyes. Hate.

Number 1 evil cow in the world ever has to be Madonna though. She has never been hot, and the list of things about her that I hate are too numerous to get into.

Angelina Jolie isn't that nice either, she looks like a blind man's clay model of what he thinks a womans face should look like. That's been left out in the sun. I swaer people only go on about her becasue they've got no imagination. And her knees are wonky.

I'm also going to go with Jamie-Lee Curtiss...she looks like a Brazilian transvestite.

(and there's also those rumours about her being born a hermaphrodite)

John Travolta -- his face makes me remember of a pig face, it must be his jaw or something.
Britney Spears-- amazingly fake, without her 'mask' of make up she looks veeery ordinary.
Angelina Jolie-- her lips resembles a wrinkled hot dog.
Leonardo Di Caprio-- he is cute actually, but he looks way to young! he needs to spend sometime at the gym maybe he builts up a bit.

Pam Anderson
Too fake...not real at all....Fake boobs, lips,.....nasty for sleeping with Kid Rock and Tommy Lee....

I don't get the whole Orlando Bloom thing. Or the Clooney thing. Or the Justin Timberlake thing. Or the Leo Di Caprio thing. Or Paris Hilton, or Angelina Joliet, or Britney Spears, or what's that other one that was in that VW bug remake with the freckles?

There's just not many I do think are all that great.

Lessee, I think it's easier to say the ones I agree with:

Johnny Depp (duh)
Sandra Bullock
Salma Hayek
Gerard Butler

Eh, that's good for now.

Orlando Bloom was pretty in LOR, but I don't get it, either. That shabby excuse of a mustache and beard turns me off.

Justin TimberWho? I don't get that one at all.

However, after seeing Blood Diamond, I have to admit that Leonardo has come into his own.

Have you all seen Pam Anderson without makeup? She looks like an old truck-stop waittress that smokes 3 packs a day. I have a very southern co-worker who has a great expression--"She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet." (This refers to horses, you dirty-minded people.)

Now, I know she has a great personality and a decent body, but it is almost painful to look at Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Talk about horse-faced.

Oh...and Camilla Parker Bowles...'nuf said.

All of them. They're so self righteous and pretentious it's nauseating. That quality makes them mentally and physically unattractive to me.

I'm surprised a lot of people don't find George Clooney attractive. I think he's always been very handsome, even now that he's older he still looks great.

One that I don't find attractive is Naomi Watts. Not that she's ugly, but she's just so generic. Like she came off a blonde factory line.