What are some easy, yet effective, ways to make Vampire Fangs at home? Keep in mind, I can only use household items.

What on your own teeth?

Nail files should do the trick

Uggh! That made my teeth shiver a little . I suggest just going to Hot Topics and buying a pair

You can buy some vampire fangs at some store. Instead of making them.

Catch a large dog and pull two of the large pointed teeth to the side of the jaw.
With an electric drill, carefully hollow out each tooth a little at a time, periodically checking for a tight fit over your own.
Once a tight fit has been achieved, fill each empty hollowed out cavity with super glue and fit over your own. Make sure you have them aligned properly before inserting over tooth, as the super glue will instantly set.

Then, go brush and gargle and get ready for a rowdy evening of blood and terror.

My son got some from a place called Vampfangs that were really great. He has used them the last 2 Halloweens. Pretty realistic looking.

well, I used to make them of bread.

The pinky sized nails from fake fingernails and hold them on using denture adhesive.

Works really well.

Make sure you buy the white fake nails and not the colored ones tho. You can also file them because they're nails.

Go to a dodgy dentist who gained his qualifications by cutting them out of the back of a cornflakes box. That should do the trick.

I just told my son about that little trick. He is now kicking himslef for paying so much for his fangs,lol

Take one wooden chair
break off a leg and sharpen to a point.

take some garlic

take a mallet

take some pliers

find a vampire

stick a steak in its chest and hammer the garlic into his skull

remove teeth with pliers

steal granny's false teeth and swap upper canines with real vampire teeth.

wear your granny's ex-dentures with pride.