Texas girl you are the funniest femal on this board...I loves ya for it...I read all the way through your post and man you cracked me up...I called gary in to read your post, and he was laughing so hard, that on his way out of the room, he tripped over my curling irons....(cuz I left them on the floor

) LMAO
Anyhoo.........
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LOL Ger-bear, I know you worry about offending me, but you don't, you and I know each other too well for that, now. I am a salty little dog. I will sometimes call out those who excessively make an effort to get on my bad side, but even then I try to not get perturbed easily, but just watch people and know what's going on. I do not see ill intentions in you, only a great effort to understand and be friends, and if there is a misspoken word here or there by either me or you, I know we will forgive each other because things happen. I have absolutely no fear that you are out to offend me or speak down to me, so please don't ever think that I take anything you say that way. You have a great open mind and when people address things bluntly like you do, and there is a lot of exchange between different types of people, there is bound to be something put out there that could be misconstrued as offensive by more sensitive types, but I am not one of them and I don't see the point of being offended over nothing,
Thank you Heather, you are very observant, and too kind and not to mention funny, that's what I like about you...a lot...so understanding
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I know you're a good girl

. You are a sweet lady and you deserve the compliment.
Aww thanks...........yes I do deserve a compliment...just like you do....I write them all the time...even the ones you don't make out, cuz i write them in white font color LMAO
Texas you are such a kind, lovely, funny lady <---like that see??
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The only thing I do want to say is, for the little story I have given below, please humor me and assume that all of the given conditions are true. . Just remember, this is
MY analogy and it's all true

*GULPS* - A gggggun.....crikey!!!

oh ok then lol
QUOTE(texasgirlheather @ Apr 30 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]1653216[/snapback]

ohh noooooooooo anything but that..................lol
NOW...
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Now.
Let's say that the cop (for the sake of argument) knows that you are going to speed again as soon as you are out of his sight.
Geee he would be smart then............cuz I prolly would

...............but if I tell him, me is sawry...and repent to him, he might let me go again LMAO <---so kidding on that one...
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He knows that you might not run anyone over on this block, but on the next block there is a block party that appears suddenly when you come around the corner and if he doesn't deter you from speeding all over the place you're going to mow down a bunch of old people playing bingo or something.
This is what made me laugh so hard....old people...everyone associates old people with BINGO LMAO
Irish...do you play BINGO?? lol
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If you somehow manage to not seperate the old people from their socks,
Or their false teeth..or bus passes or their zimmer frames
I laughed at the socks part... lol
QUOTE(texasgirlheather @ Apr 30 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]1653216[/snapback]
on the next block in the neighborhood, there is a group of schoolkids out for a walk, collecting leaves for an art project.
awww collecting leaves how sweet LMAO.................ehh what about the kids playing hop scotch...or hide and seek...or on their bikes ect?? do they count?? just kidding lol
Jokes aside...NOW..
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The point is, it's the cop's neighborhood, and he is the enforcer of the laws of it. He knows his neighborhood intimately, every pothole, every kid that has a habit of running out in the street after a toy, and everything that could damage you, your car, or those living there. You might be aware of a couple of these things, and so think that you can effectively navigate around all of them, but he knows that if you and everyone else continually breaks the laws, devestating things are going to happen, it's just a matter of time. For the sake of argument, and because it's fun, we're going to say that he's like a really bad-@ss cowboy sherriff, and he is in charge of that whole neighborhood, has juridstiction over the whole place. He knows every family in every house and cares for all the neighborhood kids like his own, and he's not going to tolerate your coming in in your little sexy hot rod, thinking you can do whatever you want with no regard to the rules of his territory. Now something might not have happened that particular time you were speeding, but it is guaranteed that by pursuing a lifestyle of speeding and driving recklessly, only thinking about yourself on the road and whether you're getting where you want to be fast enough, something catastrophic is going to happen sooner or later. It is inherent in your nature to speed and break other traffic laws if it suits your purposes (plan) but it's HIS territory, and his plan is the one that is going to be obeyed. And worse, it's not just you. You're only thinking about your speeding, but he knows that everyone will speed and drive recklessly. Let's say he chose to restrict access to his neighborhood, and only allow in those whom he knows will submit to his authority to discipline them when they break the laws, thereby ensuring that only those who respect his neighborhood will BE in his neighborhood.
Well you got one thing right, a lot of women think they can bat their eyes at a cop and get away with it..............I usually have the --
OMG I have drugs in my trunk look on my face lol
I see what you are saying Texas, it was a good anology.........................the cop needs to be careful, and has to lay down the law regardless..............otherwise, other lives (appart from the old people playing bingo) are at risk.............
Just like someone being stopped, who has had just the one or two pints, may not be drunk................BUT they still need to get done for drink driving............INCASE something DOES happen.........you can't be too careful...................this I do know Texas
there I added a lil of my own anology lol
thanks for that texas..it was a good anology...now please dont have me probed lol