Bank Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the
safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond,
or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
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Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
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The newspaper headline read:
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IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

lmao Nxt2Hvn...but at the same time........Ewwwwwwww

Although I don't suspect they've ever tasted...um... that before, couldn't they tell it was not PUDDING?! That's like mistaking mud for chocolate pudding.

They're probably just idiots!

That is disgust but hilarious at the same time.

Seeing as it's been done!

A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar.

She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it".

That has been posted here before!!


And it still makes me cringe!!!!!

Ouch.. LOL

Urghhh YUK! That is hilarious!! Serves them right!

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LMAO!!! How could they have been so stupid to not realise that it wasn't "pudding" and why weren't they troubled by the fact that the bank had little safes containing only "pudding" ??? Well, i say serves them right for being so stupid And ewwwwwwwwww that is so gross