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jesspy
Warning - this play contains meat

A playwright has been told to warn audiences his show features a roast chicken - to avoid offending vegetarians.

Doug Devaney, 41, is starring in one-man play Mein Gutt, a black comedy about one man's losing battle with obesity.

But Brighton Fringe Festival organisers say the roast chicken in the play could cause offence, reports the Sun.

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coldethyl
Oh good grief.

This is why I hate the arts.
jaylemurph
Could start a terrible trend.
Can you imagine warning labels for Shakespeare?

"Warning: This production of Titus Andronicus contains murder, rape, torture, mutilation, self-mutilation, and cannabalism."

--Jaylemurph
nativechick1989
Touchy...... blink.gif no.gif
-Cult of the wolves-
Heres a warning for this site "Warning: Contains Unexplained Mysteries." laugh.gif
__Kratos__
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Oh noes! I forgot the warning! *waits for riots and to have tofu thrown at me*
Lotus Flower
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ May 14 2007, 02:07 PM) [snapback]1674301[/snapback]
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Oh noes! I forgot the warning! *waits for riots and to have tofu thrown at me*

Mmm, I can just picture this chicken with yorkshire puds, baked spuds, veg, gravy and stuffing!

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MoonPrincess
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ May 14 2007, 09:07 AM) [snapback]1674301[/snapback]
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Oh noes! I forgot the warning! *waits for riots and to have tofu thrown at me*


You're making me hungry now.

XD
m. Moe
*WARNING*

Bendng over backwards to advoid offending anyone and everyone may result in back injuries.
my_psychosis
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ May 14 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]1674301[/snapback]
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Oh noes! I forgot the warning! *waits for riots and to have tofu thrown at me*


ohmy.gif no.gif Well that does it. I am offended. I will never come here again.
QUOTE(MR_MOE @ May 14 2007, 09:33 PM) [snapback]1675435[/snapback]
*WARNING*

Bendng over backwards to advoid offending anyone and everyone may result in back injuries.

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Finsup22
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Will Shakespeareans have to warn theatre-goers about eye-gouging in King Lear from now on?


Never heard of him? ph34r.gif
GreyWeather
Oh god... I'm vegetarian and I don't care if someone eats meat. Hell On christmas there's turkey infront of me and nutroast on my plate, the only thing that'd bother me are the lame jokes in the crackers tongue.gif . If a vegetarian or vegan complains about someone eating meat they deserve to be thrown out and banned, it's like a christian going into a mosque and preaching or a muslim going into a church and preaching ectect.

Man... I hate Pc'ness. It's idiotic to the max.
MUM24/7
*drooling all over the place*

Does anyone get to eat that chicken or not, I wonder ??

Damn, now I got cravings for chicken...... disgust.gif

*Runs off to have a look in the fridge*
coldethyl
QUOTE(MR_MOE @ May 14 2007, 09:33 PM) [snapback]1675435[/snapback]
*WARNING*

Bendng over backwards to advoid offending anyone and everyone may result in back injuries.


Amen. And it could result in getting shafted.
Lotus Flower
QUOTE(coldethyl @ May 15 2007, 04:50 PM) [snapback]1676104[/snapback]
Amen. And it could result in getting shafted.

ohmy.gif good grief!

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distortedpandy
ethyl, lmao.
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