Well, the CT'ers are wrong... kinda. While I will argue the toothless comment... cuz I've seen lots of both real AND fake chompers... there are different levels of Freemasonry. I look at it more like school than anything else, even though there isn't a requirement to continue through the different groups in Freemasonry as it is required to continue school. You learn all sorts of stuff in primary school as a young kid - like the Blue Lodge. If you continue, you learn more and different thing that you didn't had you stopped at the earlier level.
In Freemasonry, you learn the story of the murder of Grand Master Hiram Abiff, and the loss of the Word. In the Royal Arch degrees, you learn how the Word was recovered - and what was done with the Word after the rediscovery. In the Templar degrees, you learn of the support of the Templars for the Second Coming of the Christ. The higher degrees have information and ritual that is both unavailable and unknown to the lower degrees. I initially thought it was a bit funny that after I went through the Royal Arch degrees that we had to "play the game" and not use the Word in the ritual work... and still had to use the Substitute. Then I realized that that was the way it was SUPPOSED to be - that teachers don't discuss chemistry with eight year olds... as they haven't had the basis for it.
So, in a nut-shell, I guess there is a Freemasonry within Freemasonry. To date, though, I have seen nothing to suggest any flavor of evil cabal or anything other than benevolence and altruistic intentions.
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The pyramid/eye thing and other alleged symbols of Freemasonry in society is nothing more than paranoid thinking. The designers of the dollar bill wanted some symbol that would represent the United States that really MEANT something. A suggestion of how long the idea of democracy would last was made, and someone else said, "What about one of the Seven Wonders?" They decided on a pyramid, because they have lasted thousands of years and EVERYBODY knows about them. To add to the symbolism, they left the capstone off to symbolize that the Union was unfinished - which America is, because we still evolve with every new law and standard. Then the idea of placing the "All Seeing Eye" above it all, to symbolize that God is watching our actions, so we'd better make sure that we do a good job in developing our nation.
The other things that I've seen, like the allegedly "obvious" masonic figures in Washington DC, are laughable. If you have a bias, you can see evidence in anything. I did a pretty good mocking of DC with some color vision patterns and pictures of stars, railroad tracks and Snoopy. I also took the same tact with a DC map, and instead of Masonic symbols, I found axes, bombs, arrows and another Snoopy dog. If you wanna see symbolism in something - you can - no matter what you look at.
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What attracted me to Freemasonry? The basest of reasons - friendship. I am in the military, and travel all over the world. I am also a bit shy in person, and have problems approaching people unless we share common interests. I was already a member of the VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars), and, while I like the organization, I didn't like the practice of just having meetings to drink and smoke and get away from our wives. So I started to look for another group to join that actually did some good in the community. I started checking out Freemasonry as an option, and outside of some really whacked-out theories set out by CT'ers (that I was unable to find ANY evidence to support), I liked what they did. Over $2,000,000 given in charity every DAY... Shriner's Children's hospitals... eye disease research - AND they were worldwide. No matter where I went, I was bound to find someone with which I shared a common interest.
I was sold.
The day of my Master Mason degree - the day I officially became a full-fledged Master Mason, we did a little business meeting after the ritual (and before the meal was ready!!). First on the agenda was the announcement that the 5 year old kid of a member's neighbor had pulled a pot of chili off the stove - and had burns all over his body. We solicited for donations to help the family in the short-run, and as a guy (I found out he was a Shriner) grabbed his cell phone, we collected over $2000 in cash. By the time we were ready to eat, the Shriner gets a call back, and announces to the guys that the kid has been accepted at the local Shriner's Hospital and an ambulance would be dispatched within the hour to pick him up. For those that don't know, Shriner's Hospitals are free... for a kid that had WELL over $100,000 worth of medical treatments in his future. When his astounded father asked why we would do something like that, his neighbor just said, "It's what we do." Two years later, I was there for the ritual work when the kid's dad when he became a Master Mason. Yeah, the story is sickeningly sweet, but I was there - and it helped justify my joining.
In my travels, I go all over the nation and world, and have found friends everywhere I went, from NYC to Baumberg Germany, to Shannon Ireland, to Sicily, to Montgomery, Alabama. I even got to take part in a special meeting in Iraq back in 2003. Where the Tyler (door guard) usually has a ceremonial sword to do his job, ours had a .50 caliber machine gun.
I like the fact that I can travel somewhere where I know nobody, make a phone call and have falling all over themselves as they make sure I am comfortable - offering to act as drivers, making sure I know where the local mall is, and what meetings are being held that day - in case I want to attend. Then, when I am home, I get calls to let me know about a travelling brother, and I get to offer to act as driver, and I get to show him around town, and I get to invite him to meetings to show off our ritual work or dinner preparers... I guess my comments about karma to wisa were spot on.
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I don't have a problem with the exclusion of women from Freemasonry... just like I don't have a problem with the exclusion of men from any of their groups. Orgainzations are set up all the time - some include - some exclude. It doesn't bother me either way. What DOES bother me is parsing descriptions - like the stricture of "All men are equal" in Freemasonry - and then some (rare) jurisdictions excluding some men according to the color of their skin... THAT bothers the heck out of me, and I actively campaign to end it. I personally believe that it will change within the next five to ten years. It isn't the exclusion that bothers me - it is the act of ignoring the RULE and the double standard that bothers me. I'm a big, "One Standard" kinda guy and don't like "special" rules, especially when they are in direct opposition to what the rules actually say. Can I get off my soapbox now?

We have a rule in Freemasonry that we don't discuss religion in Lodge. After the initial questions as to whether a candidate believes in a deity, and then what volume of Sacred Law (holy book) they use (so it can be used in the ritual work), religion isn't discussed again. My personal approach (since you asked), is that, I am actually a creationist - that believes that after the big creation incident, the universe was left to its own devices and watched from afar. This interpretation allows my acceptance of evolution without a problem. I am also a big believer in karma - you reap what you sow - and you get what you deserve. It may take a while to catch up to you, but you'll get whatever you deserve in the end. I very gently take Christianity as a "chosen religion" because I haven't found anything better as of yet - though I have ALWAYS been looking. I am a chronic skeptic, so I question EVERYTHING until I find an answer I am comfortable with, then I still accept questions and criticisms of that answer in case it isn't the BEST answer.
Howzat for a theology? Did I answer your question?
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Louie, the reason I said that I pitied the faker is because I could see a huge public row and public humiliation of the poser. I'm not talking brass-knuckles in a back-alley, but lots of yelling and screaming, and possibly a letter-writing campaign to get the license plates taken away... letters to the editor of the local paper and the like. I don't really know, because I have never seen anyone pose as a Freemason. I tend to be non-confrontational, and the idea of someone telling me that I was a poser would embarass me to DEATH, so that's why I made it sound so horrible.