TWO cardboard cut-out policemen used by a supermarket to deter shoplifters have been stolen.
The life-size figures - wearing helmets, batons and handcuffs - vanished from their post at the front door of Morrisons in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire.
It was me, I admit it. The irony was just to beautiful. http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=609&id=655392007