To counter the "worst line of dialogue" thread, what's the best line you've heard in a film?
Full Version: Best Line of Dialogue
Oh there are so many but the one that Stephen King declared as the winner when he ran this idea in Entertainment Magazine
was.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/sounds/prin...reparetodie.wav
QUOTE(rhyknow @ May 18 2007, 04:58 PM) [snapback]1681567[/snapback]
To counter the "worst line of dialogue" thread, what's the best line you've heard in a film?
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" - Kurt Russell - Tombstone (There's about a thousand more from that movie.)
''i've come here today to do two things. chew bubble gum & kick ass, & i'm all out of gum.
(I might you that line next time i'm in the bank).
(I might you that line next time i'm in the bank).
''one of these days a real rain will come & wash the scum off the streets''
''i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.........etc.
back with more later.
''i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.........etc.
back with more later.
''if only you could see what i've seen through your eyes''
''he can breath ok as long as nobody unplugs him''
hell any dialogue from Bladerunner
''he can breath ok as long as nobody unplugs him''
hell any dialogue from Bladerunner
QUOTE(truethat @ May 18 2007, 06:05 PM) [snapback]1681574[/snapback]
Oh there are so many but the one that Stephen King declared as the winner when he ran this idea in Entertainment Magazine
was.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/sounds/prin...reparetodie.wav
was.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/sounds/prin...reparetodie.wav
Yes that is a brilliant line from a great film. Also from the same ...'' ah but what you didn't realise is that I too am left handed ''
John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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Hans Gruber: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
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[about Richard Thornburg]
Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?
- Diehard 1 & 2
Goldfinger: "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
- James Bond Goldfinger
Forest Gump: "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
- Forest Gump. (It's funny when you say it in the accent xD)
Buffy: I can beat up the demons until the cows come home. And then I can beat up the cows ... but I'm not sure I like what it's doing to me.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (not a movie I know... but I always thought it was good.)
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Hans Gruber: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
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[about Richard Thornburg]
Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?
- Diehard 1 & 2
Goldfinger: "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
- James Bond Goldfinger
Forest Gump: "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
- Forest Gump. (It's funny when you say it in the accent xD)
Buffy: I can beat up the demons until the cows come home. And then I can beat up the cows ... but I'm not sure I like what it's doing to me.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (not a movie I know... but I always thought it was good.)
austin powers:"turns out she was a fembot"
"yes ......sadly we knew all along"
"seeing as the VP is such a VIP shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT so It doesn't leak to the VC. He might end up MIA and that would put us all on KP"robin williams-good morning vietnam
"revenge is a dish best served cold....and it is very cold in space" rath of khan
"so that makes ten, you think we need one more? you think we need one more, ok we'll get one more"oceans eleven
"yes ......sadly we knew all along"
"seeing as the VP is such a VIP shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT so It doesn't leak to the VC. He might end up MIA and that would put us all on KP"robin williams-good morning vietnam
"revenge is a dish best served cold....and it is very cold in space" rath of khan
"so that makes ten, you think we need one more? you think we need one more, ok we'll get one more"oceans eleven
QUOTE(Super Pancake @ May 18 2007, 08:05 AM) [snapback]1681129[/snapback]
Bison: [to Guile] Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?
Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!
Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!
Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
QUOTE(itsnotoutthere @ May 18 2007, 01:27 PM) [snapback]1681604[/snapback]
''i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.........etc.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.
Kurt Russell always has the best one liners:
In Stargate (before killing Ra's guard): "Give my regards to King Tut a******."
In The Thing (right before blowing up the monster, it's sort of howling and threatening him): "yeah, well f*ck you too!"
In Big Trouble in Little China: "It's all in the reflexes."
Eastwood In the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
In Stargate (before killing Ra's guard): "Give my regards to King Tut a******."
In The Thing (right before blowing up the monster, it's sort of howling and threatening him): "yeah, well f*ck you too!"
In Big Trouble in Little China: "It's all in the reflexes."
Eastwood In the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Kurt Russell (Escape from New York/LA)...... ''Call me Snaaake''
Clint Eastwood (dirty Harry)....... ''Go a head, make my day''
They call me Bruce (Johnny Yune).......''I'm a sex object, i ask women for sex and they object''
Clint Eastwood (dirty Harry)....... ''Go a head, make my day''
They call me Bruce (Johnny Yune).......''I'm a sex object, i ask women for sex and they object''
QUOTE(Super Pancake @ May 18 2007, 07:57 PM) [snapback]1681799[/snapback]
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.
That line is just genius. And the track by Vangelis just makes things even better. A truly classic moment from my fav movie
For sheer badassness, hm....
"Yippee-ki-yay, motha*****"
"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black"
- Spinal Tap
- Spinal Tap
"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! It is a sword-day; a red day, ere the sun rises!"
I have to admit, I got so excited I peed a little.
I have to admit, I got so excited I peed a little.
In Amelie when she hands money to a beggar and he says
"I don't work sundays"
Brilliant.
"I don't work sundays"
Brilliant.
QUOTE(Affliction @ May 19 2007, 09:03 AM) [snapback]1682653[/snapback]
"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black"
- Spinal Tap
- Spinal Tap
Greatest line evah!!!
QUOTE(Affliction @ May 19 2007, 11:03 AM) [snapback]1682653[/snapback]
"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black"
- Spinal Tap
- Spinal Tap
All hail the tap!
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
from Apocalypse Now
"Let's show this pre-historic bitc* how we do things down town."
"She's a professional Lieologist!" from Run Ronnie Run
QUOTE(rhyknow @ May 19 2007, 04:11 PM) [snapback]1683117[/snapback]
All hail the tap!
F*** yeah!! Nigel rules!!
Here are some awesome lines from the Tap:
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Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
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Marty DiBergi: "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
The "it goes up to eleven" dialogue
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Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
And the best line from Braindead:
"I kick a*** for the Lord!"
QUOTE(truethat @ May 18 2007, 10:05 AM) [snapback]1681574[/snapback]
Oh there are so many but the one that Stephen King declared as the winner when he ran this idea in Entertainment Magazine
was.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/sounds/prin...reparetodie.wav
was.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/sounds/prin...reparetodie.wav
That is my ALL TIME favorite movie line!
Along with a few others from O' Brother Where Art Thou including:
When Holly Hunters character says to her daughters: "That's not your daddy, your daddy was killed by a train!
and
"The wife dun R-U-N-N O-F-T"
and one from Fargo:
Marge Gunderson: "So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it. "
I guess I'm a Cohen Bro's fan. haha.
QUOTE(jpalz @ May 18 2007, 11:42 PM) [snapback]1682083[/snapback]
That line is just genius. And the track by Vangelis just makes things even better. A truly classic moment from my fav movie
For sheer badassness, hm....
"Yippee-ki-yay, motha*****"
For sheer badassness, hm....
"Yippee-ki-yay, motha*****"
Yes and did you know that it was Rutger Hauer that thought that whole speech up. (also my fav film.)
I wasn't quite sure whether to post this in the worst or best dialogue just for it's raw brutality from the cult classic ''Deliverance''.
''Squeeeal like a piglet bouy!''
''Squeeeal like a piglet bouy!''
The whole "chicken salad sandwich" scene from Five Easy Pieces. Jack Nicholson is a god. 
QUOTE(itsnotoutthere @ May 20 2007, 06:03 PM) [snapback]1684810[/snapback]
Yes and did you know that it was Rutger Hauer that thought that whole speech up. (also my fav film.)
Yup. I know he made it up, which makes it all the more genius in my opinion.
Have you seen On the Edge of Blade Runner? It's a pretty good documentary about the film. If you haven't you can check it out on youtube (I would post a link but I don't know if that's against forum rules- after all, it's copyrighted material). Definitely worth a look if you have the time
QUOTE(itsnotoutthere @ May 21 2007, 03:33 AM) [snapback]1684810[/snapback]
Yes and did you know that it was Rutger Hauer that thought that whole speech up. (also my fav film.)
Probably the most underrated actor around itsnotoutthere, the man was/is a genius (the hitcher)
The Hitcher... mmm... finger on french fries...
QUOTE(jpalz @ May 21 2007, 12:30 PM) [snapback]1685638[/snapback]
The Hitcher... mmm... finger on french fries...
A Few Good Men
Colonel Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand opposed. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Colonel Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand opposed. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Al(legend)Pacino... Scarface:
''Say ello to my little friend!''
"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f***ed!"
''Say ello to my little friend!''
"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f***ed!"
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ May 21 2007, 02:16 PM) [snapback]1685748[/snapback]
A Few Good Men
Colonel Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand opposed. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Colonel Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand opposed. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Definitely a great one
Did Nicholson get any awards for A Few Good Men btw?
QUOTE(REBEL @ May 21 2007, 03:37 AM) [snapback]1685606[/snapback]
Probably the most underrated actor around itsnotoutthere, the man was/is a genius (the hitcher)
Yep.
'truethat's' avitar just reminded me of another classic :- ''whats wrong with this picture?''
I know it's not from a film, but the ever classic line from the Goth episode of the Boosh
"I killed a swan. Did a s**t on it. Right on it"
How goth!
"I killed a swan. Did a s**t on it. Right on it"
How goth!
'at no time during your incoherent rambling did you come anywhere near an answer'
'and if anyone attempts to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty wh*re, wel I'm just gonna snap'
'and if anyone attempts to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty wh*re, wel I'm just gonna snap'
QUOTE(rhyknow @ May 21 2007, 11:19 AM) [snapback]1686037[/snapback]
I know it's not from a film, but the ever classic line from the Goth episode of the Boosh
"I killed a swan. Did a s**t on it. Right on it"
How goth!
"I killed a swan. Did a s**t on it. Right on it"
How goth!
'' I love you my little vincey''
QUOTE(itsnotoutthere @ May 22 2007, 04:45 PM) [snapback]1688084[/snapback]
'' I love you my little vincey''
The whole of the Nanageddon song
"this is bat country"-johnny deep
fear and loathing in las vegas
fear and loathing in las vegas
Devils Advocate - Al Pacino
"Vanity, Definitely my favourite sin."
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f**kin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
"Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry."
"Look at me - underestimated from Day One. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you? "
----
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? " Jack Nichelson - The Departed
"Vanity, Definitely my favourite sin."
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f**kin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
"Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry."
"Look at me - underestimated from Day One. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you? "
----
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? " Jack Nichelson - The Departed
Oh wow eh, when I started reading this topic I was thinking of a funny line, not necessarily the best line from a movie but one that made me laugh while Im having my morning "coffee" ... but anyway, all of these quotes in here are mostly not of the comedy genre, so now I'm all, damn I really am super lame. But also - I came all this way and I thought of a few more, so:
The 40 Year Old Virgin-
Andy: I might not have had sex before but I can **** you up... yeah.
The Jerk-
Navin R. Johnson: [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
Bad Santa-
Willie: Are you ****ing with me kid?
Willie: What the **** is it with you and fixin' ****in' sandwiches?
Thurman Murman: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
And every other line in that movie.
And now I'll stop.
The 40 Year Old Virgin-
Andy: I might not have had sex before but I can **** you up... yeah.
The Jerk-
Navin R. Johnson: [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
Bad Santa-
Willie: Are you ****ing with me kid?
Willie: What the **** is it with you and fixin' ****in' sandwiches?
Thurman Murman: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
And every other line in that movie.
And now I'll stop.
Unforgiven is gold for me:
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b*tch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Many, many more in that movie
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b*tch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Many, many more in that movie
Greatest movie lines and not a single one from a Kevin Smith movie?
"Theres alot of fine looking women in the world, very few bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you." -- Clerks
"My girlfriend sucked 37 *****!"
"In a row?" -- Clerks
"You hate people!"
"But I love gatherings. Ironic, isn't it?" -- Clerks
"The Internet is a communication medium in which people come together to b**** about movies and share pornography with each other." -- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." -- Mallrats
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his a**. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your a** too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy." -- Mallrats
"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey." -- Clerks II
"I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away." -- Clerks II
"What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, f****d-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?" -- Clerks II
And there's a whole bunch more that are just unpostable here. LOL.
"Theres alot of fine looking women in the world, very few bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you." -- Clerks
"My girlfriend sucked 37 *****!"
"In a row?" -- Clerks
"You hate people!"
"But I love gatherings. Ironic, isn't it?" -- Clerks
"The Internet is a communication medium in which people come together to b**** about movies and share pornography with each other." -- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." -- Mallrats
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his a**. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your a** too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy." -- Mallrats
"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey." -- Clerks II
"I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away." -- Clerks II
"What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, f****d-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?" -- Clerks II
And there's a whole bunch more that are just unpostable here. LOL.
QUOTE(EmpressStarXVII @ May 23 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1690257[/snapback]
Devils Advocate - Al Pacino
"Vanity, Definitely my favourite sin."
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f**kin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
"Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry."
"Look at me - underestimated from Day One. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you? "
----
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? " Jack Nichelson - The Departed
"Vanity, Definitely my favourite sin."
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f**kin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
"Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry."
"Look at me - underestimated from Day One. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you? "
----
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? " Jack Nichelson - The Departed
All of those are so good. I especially like the one from The Departed.
QUOTE(Precious J @ May 24 2007, 11:45 AM) [snapback]1691893[/snapback]
Bad Santa-
Willie: Are you ****ing with me kid?
Willie: What the **** is it with you and fixin' ****in' sandwiches?
Thurman Murman: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
And every other line in that movie.
And now I'll stop.
Willie: Are you ****ing with me kid?
Willie: What the **** is it with you and fixin' ****in' sandwiches?
Thurman Murman: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
And every other line in that movie.
And now I'll stop.
YES! This movie is awesome. I agree completely. Every line in that movie is hilarious.
"anyone who doesn't want to get killed better clear on out the back" Will Munny- Unforgiven
" Just cause you saved my life doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower till the wee hours of the morning. now get off me!" Clint Eastwood -Heartbreak ridge
"I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am"
"my what?"
"your ruse, your clever attempt ot decieve me" clerks
'thats not the wierdest thing I ever seen, I once saw a man who broke his neck trying to suck his own......" Clerks
Its not really a qoute but the scene at the end of the departed where Mark Wahlberg comes into the room with those crime scene slip ons, and all Matt Damon says id "oh Ok" or "well ok" I can't remember which, its just a great movie moment because he knows whats going down when he sees someone dressed up like that with a silencer, what else could you say in the time he had to say it. It was also cool because Wahlberg didn't even say anything dramatic, just popped him and it was done.
" Just cause you saved my life doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower till the wee hours of the morning. now get off me!" Clint Eastwood -Heartbreak ridge
"I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am"
"my what?"
"your ruse, your clever attempt ot decieve me" clerks
'thats not the wierdest thing I ever seen, I once saw a man who broke his neck trying to suck his own......" Clerks
Its not really a qoute but the scene at the end of the departed where Mark Wahlberg comes into the room with those crime scene slip ons, and all Matt Damon says id "oh Ok" or "well ok" I can't remember which, its just a great movie moment because he knows whats going down when he sees someone dressed up like that with a silencer, what else could you say in the time he had to say it. It was also cool because Wahlberg didn't even say anything dramatic, just popped him and it was done.
QUOTE(contactismade @ May 24 2007, 04:27 PM) [snapback]1692434[/snapback]
Its not really a qoute but the scene at the end of the departed where Mark Wahlberg comes into the room with those crime scene slip ons, and all Matt Damon says id "oh Ok" or "well ok" I can't remember which, its just a great movie moment because he knows whats going down when he sees someone dressed up like that with a silencer, what else could you say in the time he had to say it. It was also cool because Wahlberg didn't even say anything dramatic, just popped him and it was done.
A little off topic but then again maybe not. This clip of extracts is packed with great dialouges.
Havn't seen the remake but no one can play it better than Rutger. ''Repeat after me. I want to die''
Havn't seen the remake but no one can play it better than Rutger. ''Repeat after me. I want to die''
Well this is more than one line, its more of a quote
Apsoutely brilliant, though
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Apsoutely brilliant, though
QUOTE
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
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I forget the movie titles but remeber the lines:
"I laugh for my enjoyment. And for your pity."
"How do you know he's dead?"
*shoots body*
"I just know."
"I laugh for my enjoyment. And for your pity."
"How do you know he's dead?"
*shoots body*
"I just know."
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