I am passing this on to you because it definitely
> works, and we could all use a little more calmness
> in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
> the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
>
> Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace
> is to finish all the things you have started and
> have never finished."
>
>
> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
> started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
> house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
> Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
> Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
> rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
> chocolates.
> You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this
> on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
> peace.
Full Version: A little more clamness in our lives
Oh wow you posted it as CLAMNESS! LOL
Its like the scientologists are after you!
Its like the scientologists are after you!
QUOTE(truethat @ May 19 2007, 04:55 PM) [snapback]1683746[/snapback]
Oh wow you posted it as CLAMNESS! LOL
Its like the scientologists are after you!
Its like the scientologists are after you!
Whoops! I guess my fingers weren't working right.
LOL @ scientologists!
Wasn't it David Letterman who called Dr. Phil a pompous windbag?
He was right
but that was funny!
He was right
but that was funny!
Finish off what I've started.....I'm not that in need of inner peace.
QUOTE(glorybebe @ May 20 2007, 12:16 AM) [snapback]1683699[/snapback]
> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
> started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
> house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
> Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
> Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
> rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
> chocolates.
> You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this
> on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
> peace.
> started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
> house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
> Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
> Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
> rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
> chocolates.
> You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this
> on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
> peace.
Some things are best left unfinished - like those old bottles of Martini and Cinzano Bianco, that have been standing in the cupboard since 1979!
QUOTE(Philangeli @ May 22 2007, 05:19 AM) [snapback]1687914[/snapback]
Some things are best left unfinished - like those old bottles of Martini and Cinzano Bianco, that have been standing in the cupboard since 1979!
I can imagine those would really carry a wollop!
We need more clamness in all our lives.
QUOTE(snuffypuffer @ May 22 2007, 09:30 PM) [snapback]1689528[/snapback]
We need more clamness in all our lives.
I know, I know, I made a typo and now can't fix it. oh, well, at least everyone can get a laugh out of the title.
Should I change the "clamness"? Really I got a kick out of that, The marketing part of my mind thought it would be a perfect tag for clamato juice. Did I mention I am trademarking and copyrighting it as I type?
QUOTE(Fluffybunny @ May 22 2007, 09:34 PM) [snapback]1689537[/snapback]
Should I change the "clamness"? Really I got a kick out of that, The marketing part of my mind thought it would be a perfect tag for clamato juice. Did I mention I am trademarking and copyrighting it as I type?
I'm not sure, I laugh my butt off every time I read it, I must have been tired when I typed that. LOL
And, yeah, that clamness would be perfect for clamato.LMAO
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