If "HEAVEN" exists what would you want "GOD" to say to "YOU" as you arrive at the "Pearly Gates"
"Welcome" we have thought long and hard of the rewards you will receive in the "AFTERLIFE" you have served well, your kindness is appreciated.....
I would love to see all my "Father" , Grandfather, Godfather, all the men I trully "LOVE" and miss "Dearly....
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"Hey You," me. "Yes you, welcome home." uh yeah. "Oh I see, well want to help me get these guys through gates while you are here." sure thing *grabs pitch fork* git. "Well now, you seem to have a choice, go back or enter into eternal bliss." I would rather be with my Seer, lord. "So it is said, so shall it be." See ya soon. "Right back at ya."
is what would be said to me.
is what would be said to me.
"Welcome to Heaven!"
Hey, what am I doing here? I don't believe in you...
"There was never a need to 'believe'. You have Lived me, and Shared me with your fellow man through your actions."
Well that's not what the book said.
"What book?"
What do you mean 'what book'? The book on which your absolute orders for mankind were inscribed; The Bible!
"I never claimed authorship of that book."
This is a problem...
"What is a problem?"
I'm dead, yet I still feel the effects of those sixteen 34-ounce milkshakes that got me here.
"...Bathroom's over by the Buddha."
Hey, what am I doing here? I don't believe in you...
"There was never a need to 'believe'. You have Lived me, and Shared me with your fellow man through your actions."
Well that's not what the book said.
"What book?"
What do you mean 'what book'? The book on which your absolute orders for mankind were inscribed; The Bible!
"I never claimed authorship of that book."
This is a problem...
"What is a problem?"
I'm dead, yet I still feel the effects of those sixteen 34-ounce milkshakes that got me here.
"...Bathroom's over by the Buddha."
God will take a good look at me , chuckle and say ' thanks for the laugh I needed that . come on in '
God: Hey Buddy!
Cadetak: ::grunts::
God: Oh your not still upset over that thing where I made your Dad suffer his entire life from his brain problems are you? You can't be still mad at me for killing all those people and flooding everything all those years ago are you?
Cadetak: No I'm not mad. It was all understandable and justifiable I guess...definetly not the right thing to do but hey forgive and forget right?
God: Oh thats good. So lets get on to things then. All you have to do is be sorry for all your sins and worship me as your god and then you get into Heaven where we have cookies.
Cadetak: The cookies do sound tempting but I don't regret anything I did and bow to no one.
God: Hmm...well I will have to ask you to take the elevator downstairs then.
Cadetak: So be it.
Cadetak: ::grunts::
God: Oh your not still upset over that thing where I made your Dad suffer his entire life from his brain problems are you? You can't be still mad at me for killing all those people and flooding everything all those years ago are you?
Cadetak: No I'm not mad. It was all understandable and justifiable I guess...definetly not the right thing to do but hey forgive and forget right?
God: Oh thats good. So lets get on to things then. All you have to do is be sorry for all your sins and worship me as your god and then you get into Heaven where we have cookies.
Cadetak: The cookies do sound tempting but I don't regret anything I did and bow to no one.
God: Hmm...well I will have to ask you to take the elevator downstairs then.
Cadetak: So be it.
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If "HEAVEN" exists what would you want "GOD" to say to "YOU" as you arrive at the "Pearly Gates"
Sorry we are full.
welcome to the reception, top floor....bar b que downstairs.
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if its up there. i dont want him to say anything. all he has to do is toss me a Blue, nod his head, then we crack them open and party it up.
I would want to hear, Welcome home son we have been waiting for you, The band is warming up for your coming home party, where love abounds, welcome homeHugs and melding all around.
Love Omnaka
Love Omnaka
"God": Hey Rev what's up?
Rev: You're in my chair.
Rev: You're in my chair.
Heaven does exist and only the holy can go there
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Heaven does exist and only the holy can go there
If you say so.
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Heaven does exist and only the holy can go there
Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/holy
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1. specially recognized as or declared sacred by religious use or authority; consecrated: holy ground.
2. dedicated or devoted to the service of God, the church, or religion: a holy man.
3. saintly; godly; pious; devout: a holy life.
4. having a spiritually pure quality: a holy love.
5. entitled to worship or veneration as or as if sacred: a holy relic.
6. religious: holy rites.
7. inspiring fear, awe, or grave distress: The director, when angry, is a holy terror.
–noun
8. a place of worship; sacred place; sanctuary.
2. dedicated or devoted to the service of God, the church, or religion: a holy man.
3. saintly; godly; pious; devout: a holy life.
4. having a spiritually pure quality: a holy love.
5. entitled to worship or veneration as or as if sacred: a holy relic.
6. religious: holy rites.
7. inspiring fear, awe, or grave distress: The director, when angry, is a holy terror.
–noun
8. a place of worship; sacred place; sanctuary.
According to definition #7, Hitler is in Heaven.
#2 is directed at no specific religion. So that says anyone who's devoted/dedicated to any religion can get in to Heaven.
#3: Hey, that describes a great deal of people I know who are not Monotheists!
#4: Same as above.
Not touching on 6, 5 and 1.
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