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One of Mystery
In Soviet Russia, planes on a snake.

Once, I was in Soviet Russia and buried a shovel.

I always hate going to Soviet Russia, I have to fly with the plane on me every time.
kenshinx
what is that ??
MoonPrincess
Ok. What the heck? x_x
Legatus Legionis
he's name perfectly suites him.
Super Pancake
oh you know those stupid in Soviet Russia jokes.

example

Some guy say he saw a huge rat in his basement fighting with his dog and then a Russian guy would reply

"In Soviet Russia rat eats you"

So i guess what this guy is saying instead of snakes on a plane in Soviet Russia its Planes on a snake which is stupid maybe it should be "In Soviet Russia snakes come with plane"
Legatus Legionis
QUOTE(Super Pancake @ Jun 2 2007, 01:52 AM) [snapback]1704381[/snapback]
oh you know those stupid in Soviet Russia jokes.

example

Some guy say he saw a huge rat in his basement fighting with his dog and then a Russian guy would reply

"In Soviet Russia rat eats you"

So i guess what this guy is saying instead of snakes on a plane in Soviet Russia its Planes on a snake which is stupid maybe it should be "In Soviet Russia snakes come with plane"

yes! yeah like the joke. in Russian Deeps the squid eats you. but if what's he's saying is a joke. doesn't make sense
Chaøs
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In Soviet Russia, internet surf you!
angrycrustacean
In Soviet Russia, thread does not understand idiots!
Tsume
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes YOU.

Or one of my fav's...

In Soviet Russia, big brother watches you.
gabe
In soviet russia, libraries check out you
Ciraxis
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i think I'm in the wrong thread
knowledge..w/o..power
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif in Soviet Russia
Thisisnotmyname
"You Americans always looking for party. In Russia, party looking for YOU." wink2.gif

"In Soviet Russia, road fork you!!"
Lightning88
in soviet russia this thread funny is

lmao
chrisfreak
In Soviet Russia babies gives birth to mother
SquiggleVonNoodle
My colleges favourite:

In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you.
Sporkling
Soviet russia is in history right?
gabe
in Soviet Russia, Russian reversals you
electrolyticman
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Soviet Russia and Love the Bomb


lol
The Mule
in soviet russia, my sig makes sense
Pelican_Eel
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My colleges favourite:

In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you.

great indeed grin2.gif...
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