The American Judicial System Explained
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If a woman burns her thighs on the hot
coffee she was holding in her lap while
driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you
blame the rock 'n' roll music
or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40
years and die of lung cancer, your family
blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the
football captain you blame the
school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while
driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle
he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty,
you blame the government for not providing
clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without
manners, you blame television.

So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is
parked in front of this computer, I want you
to blame Bill Gates, OK?





   X

Mr X,

Well Spoken! You say as it is!

Odin S.  :s9

Mr-X,
Very funny post, and unfortunately due to our system being run by liberal lawyers and judges, it's also very true.

That really has a ring of truth to it!!

Thats too funny..but so true..

very true!

This is going to have to be shared... *goes to email list*

I think the "sue anyone" system is more a fault of capitalism than any left wing idealogy...the current judicial system is structured out of the desire to make money, not any concept of justice.