Bridezilla's orders
A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.
Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.
Her strict instructions surprised friends who went on to forward the emails across the UK, reports the Sun.
Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it's brunch.
Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing - with specific slots for lipstick use.
The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.
Jessica's last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm - before "greeting guests and praying with vicar".
At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.
Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair's car ready to leave at 10.30pm.
One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."
Bridegroom Rick, 30, also in IT, from Camden, North London, said: "It's a personal matter."
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QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 13 2007, 09:33 PM) [snapback]1722172[/snapback]
Bridezilla's orders
A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.
Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.
Her strict instructions surprised friends who went on to forward the emails across the UK, reports the Sun.
Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it's brunch.
Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing - with specific slots for lipstick use.
The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.
Jessica's last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm - before "greeting guests and praying with vicar".
At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.
Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair's car ready to leave at 10.30pm.
One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."
Bridegroom Rick, 30, also in IT, from Camden, North London, said: "It's a personal matter."
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A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.
Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.
Her strict instructions surprised friends who went on to forward the emails across the UK, reports the Sun.
Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it's brunch.
Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing - with specific slots for lipstick use.
The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.
Jessica's last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm - before "greeting guests and praying with vicar".
At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.
Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair's car ready to leave at 10.30pm.
One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."
Bridegroom Rick, 30, also in IT, from Camden, North London, said: "It's a personal matter."
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wow do you think anyone includingnher will enjoy the wedding.
ive been the best man in 2 diffrect weddings and a groomsmen in atleast 3 more,,,and not one of them could ever stick to that schedual,,,,haha the best part of that day will be her melt down and i hope someone gets it on film,,,
im getting married in january and we decided to do a casual rockabilly fun wedding,,,who needs all that stress of a huge formal affair...
im getting married in january and we decided to do a casual rockabilly fun wedding,,,who needs all that stress of a huge formal affair...
QUOTE(asc.rudeboy @ Jun 13 2007, 09:47 PM) [snapback]1722237[/snapback]
im getting married in january and we decided to do a casual rockabilly fun wedding,,,who needs all that stress of a huge formal affair...
Congratulations hope it all goes well
when i get married its me the groom and a person who can marry us
I hope the groom realizes that she's a control freak.....
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 13 2007, 05:59 AM) [snapback]1722248[/snapback]
Congratulations hope it all goes well
when i get married its me the groom and a person who can marry us
when i get married its me the groom and a person who can marry us
now dont get me wrong the ceramony will be simple and fun 3grooms men in bowling shirts and the3 brides maids in some 50s style something or other pinup girl typ clothes the after party is gonna be huge,,,just my side of the family,not including friends is over 80 people and thats close family not distant cousins i havent seen in years,,,i say after everything,, all said and done were looking at about 150 people or more,,,big southern family and a big southern party
Whatever. There is a show somewhere called "Bridezilla."
I'm going to have a cheap wedding.
I'm going to have a cheap wedding.
Too bad she's getting married but you knew a catch like that wouldn't be on the market for too long
Nevertheless, I'm in love!
But seriously I was the best man in my cousins wedding, it was on a parade float during fiesta day at the Colorado State Fair.
They won a radio contest because she made up a song about how they met to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
How freakin romantic is that!?
Nevertheless, I'm in love!
But seriously I was the best man in my cousins wedding, it was on a parade float during fiesta day at the Colorado State Fair.
They won a radio contest because she made up a song about how they met to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
How freakin romantic is that!?
QUOTE(glassvampire @ Jun 13 2007, 10:33 AM) [snapback]1722587[/snapback]
Too bad she's getting married but you knew a catch like that wouldn't be on the market for too long
Nevertheless, I'm in love!
But seriously I was the best man in my cousins wedding, it was on a parade float during fiesta day at the Colorado State Fair.
They won a radio contest because she made up a song about how they met to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
How freakin romantic is that!?
Nevertheless, I'm in love!
But seriously I was the best man in my cousins wedding, it was on a parade float during fiesta day at the Colorado State Fair.
They won a radio contest because she made up a song about how they met to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
How freakin romantic is that!?
hahah dude thats awsome, everybody that is married i have talked to wishes they would have done something more fun,,the money the stress,,everyone of them said they didnt even have time to enjoy anything,,,,screw that i want to party with my family and friends,,im not gonna stress...the only thing i have to worry about is my batchlor party ,,,i got to wory about my friends getting me drunk and sending me on a train and waking up in another state,,ive heard them talking about this all ready
now my little brother had a huge much to do about everything wedding,,and i must admitt being the best man and having a private waiter and bartender just for me was nice,haha not once did i run out of crown an coke,,but i could have gotten my own drinks and saved them some money..
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 13 2007, 11:03 AM) [snapback]1722172[/snapback]
Bridezilla's orders
A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.
Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.
Her strict instructions surprised friends who went on to forward the emails across the UK, reports the Sun.
Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it's brunch.
Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing - with specific slots for lipstick use.
The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.
Jessica's last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm - before "greeting guests and praying with vicar".
At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.
Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair's car ready to leave at 10.30pm.
One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."
Bridegroom Rick, 30, also in IT, from Camden, North London, said: "It's a personal matter."
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A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.
Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.
Her strict instructions surprised friends who went on to forward the emails across the UK, reports the Sun.
Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it's brunch.
Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing - with specific slots for lipstick use.
The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.
Jessica's last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm - before "greeting guests and praying with vicar".
At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.
Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair's car ready to leave at 10.30pm.
One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."
Bridegroom Rick, 30, also in IT, from Camden, North London, said: "It's a personal matter."
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Message to Rick. RUN , RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats funny......really a control freak.
I bet Al Bundy is the only man who could tame that woman.
QUOTE(Affliction @ Jun 14 2007, 06:47 PM) [snapback]1723897[/snapback]
I bet Al Bundy is the only man who could tame that woman.
lol I miss that show
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