Hey... if you want to give me a reading a present or past life reading doesn't matter......

You are a young male whose friends are few but extremely close and important to you. You are seeking matters of spirituality to determine your purpose and destination of life. There is one special girl in your life who does not seem to even notice you’re alive. Your parents seem to be the obstacle that prevents you from achieving your goals both financially and emotionally. Money and fame are important factors in your ambitions. You have a desire to strike out on your own with bravado and ambition. You will achieve all that you set your spirit to if you…….?

I predict you shall grow hair and have skin in your near future.

I sense great disappointment in your near future, as no one will contribute anything of any worth to this thread.

Damn, I'm good!

Heh, I remember back in my AOL chat room days, I created a chatroom and called it, "Fake Psychic Readings." I offered to give anyone who entered a fake psychic reading.

It was hilarious. People seemed to forget that I was a fake--I had people telling me how good I was. (I would read up on their profile and just give a good guess.) People want to believe in anything. I had people begging me for more--even after I said, "You do know this is a FAKE psychic reading, right???"

Personally, I do believe in psychics and their abilities. I'm just very cautious as to who I believe.

You were a 16th century French prostitute in a past life.

You always complain about yourself.
You see other person how bad they look and think you can do it better.
You have a little bit of inferiority.
You can easily make money if you want to.

"Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary and reserved. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. You pride yourself on being an independent thinker and do not accept others' opinions without satisfactory proof. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety, and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. Disciplined and controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside.

Your sexual adjustment has presented some problems for you. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a strong need for other people to like you and for them to admire you.

People close to you have been taking advantage of you. Your basic honesty has been getting in your way. Many opportunities that you have had offered to you in the past have had to be surrendered because you refuse to take advantage of others. You like to read books and articles to improve your mind. In fact, if you're not already in some sort of personal service business, you should be. You have an infinite capacity for understanding people's problems and you can sympathize with them. But you are firm when confronted with obstinacy or outright stupidity. Law enforcement would be another field you understand. Your sense of justice is quite strong."

Someone close to you will pass in 28 days.

If you go to harborfreight.com, you will discover that they are having a sale.

- You have a friend John.
- This girl that doesn't notice you will get you're attention by you doing something embarrassing.
- You had harbored hatred towards a former friend, but you let it go.
- You're tall, but you think you're avearge.
- People say that you don't look your age.
- One of your cousin's will have an illness that won't be treatable.
- Sometimes you have violent tendencies, but they are not major.
- You love yourself, but don't like certain things about your body.
- We all have sin, and your sin is Evy.
- You were a small baby.
- You enjoy getting readings from people to see if they are on the right path. In other words, you like testing people.

shoot. i think this is fun so if anyone can give me a reading that would be awesome, fake or not its fun. i don't want to pester anyone, though. i'm mika, i was born on 9/28/85 at 5:00 pm.

Unhappy. Perhaps verging on suicidal. Quite bright but no one in your family interacts well with you. Your future is bright but you will be quite depressed until your mid twenties. Possibly gay but unable to accept this.