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jesspy
Eat my shorts!

A US artist and inventor has come up with her latest creation - meat shorts.



Kasey McMahon, 34, from Los Angeles, says the shorts are intended for US vice president Dick Cheney.

She told Ananova: "Dick Cheney definitely has the figure for them. I think he'd look rather fetching in them, yes?

"Also, my little brother is in Iraq right now (not kidding about that one). I don't quite know how to deal with that, consequently, things like meatshorts for Dick Cheney and the GOP (US Republican Party) happen."

She has posted instructions on how to make them on the www.instructables.com website.

It includes advice on buying and drying meat, and how best to glue and sew it to the shorts, and concludes: "Be prepared, they'll be heavy, and quite ripe. A wonderful gift for any occasion (especially for Dick Cheney)."

Kasey's previous inventions include the Compubeaver - a computer housed in a dead beaver.

linky
Legatus Legionis
by mother of all invetions! he invented a edible shorts!!

" mother! no need to pack me lunch! i have worn my meat shorts!! "
Pandora7321
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 15 2007, 10:48 AM) [snapback]1726170[/snapback]
A US artist and inventor has come up with her latest creation - meat shorts.
Kasey McMahon, 34, from Los Angeles, says the shorts are intended for US vice president Dick Cheney.

She has posted instructions on how to make them on the www.instructables.com website.

It includes advice on buying and drying meat, and how best to glue and sew it to the shorts, and concludes: "Be prepared, they'll be heavy, and quite ripe. A wonderful gift for any occasion (especially for Dick Cheney)."

Kasey's previous inventions include the Compubeaver - a computer housed in a dead beaver.


Wow. It's amazing what people get credit for. And I thought the guy buried under a pile of mashed potatoes had too much time on his hands. Hey, maybe they'll get together and do a meat and potatoes art show......
raistlan316
Funny, I've always thought you should keep the meat IN your shorts...... innocent.gif
theghost
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 15 2007, 02:48 PM) [snapback]1726170[/snapback]
Eat my shorts!

A US artist and inventor has come up with her latest creation - meat shorts.
Kasey McMahon, 34, from Los Angeles, says the shorts are intended for US vice president Dick Cheney.

She told Ananova: "Dick Cheney definitely has the figure for them. I think he'd look rather fetching in them, yes?

"Also, my little brother is in Iraq right now (not kidding about that one). I don't quite know how to deal with that, consequently, things like meatshorts for Dick Cheney and the GOP (US Republican Party) happen."

She has posted instructions on how to make them on the www.instructables.com website.

It includes advice on buying and drying meat, and how best to glue and sew it to the shorts, and concludes: "Be prepared, they'll be heavy, and quite ripe. A wonderful gift for any occasion (especially for Dick Cheney)."

Kasey's previous inventions include the Compubeaver - a computer housed in a dead beaver.

linky

Now I've heard everything,first edable undies now meat shorts whats next sasage slacks? laugh.gif
_Nyx_
QUOTE(raistlan316 @ Jun 15 2007, 01:27 PM) [snapback]1726444[/snapback]
Funny, I've always thought you should keep the meat IN your shorts...... innocent.gif


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Compubeaver - a computer housed in a dead beaver


dontgetit.gif Just when you think you've heard it all...
jesspy
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those are the shorts sorry i missed that link
Blueguardian
i guess to get credit you have to be original.
nativechick1989
laugh.gif thats funny.
Dewlanna
I'm a bit disappointed.. I thought they'd be made fully outta meat *sulks*
hehehe
jesspy
imagine a day in the summer wearing those shorts. the smell and the flies.

they need meat shorts and a sauce shirt then some pastry gloves and you goy yourself a pie
Legatus Legionis
QUOTE(jesspy @ Jun 17 2007, 12:14 PM) [snapback]1728680[/snapback]
imagine a day in the summer wearing those shorts. the smell and the flies.

they need meat shorts and a sauce shirt then some pastry gloves and you goy yourself a pie

hahaha that made me laugh! hahaha. thanks for that jesspy *wipes tear *
mfrmboy
Bet the dogs would be following you everywhere not to mention eating your shorts!
goalienan
She must have heard that expression "eat my shorts", and took it literally.... rolleyes.gif
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