The only thing we can do is eke out and existence on this planet and help it exist for as long as possible.
To this end, I propose that we cull all people over the age of 65.
We can then have 'funbusses' to pick them up in designated areas (preferably of pale skin). We can then transport them to the North Pole where they can help shield the polar ice caps and prevent further melting. They can act as an insulating jacket (much like you get on a boiler).
I've spoken to some environmentalists and geologists that say that this idea has legs (unlike some of the potential protagonists).
They can also provide food for the dwindling walrus and polar bear populations.
I have discussed this on other forums including the BBC's own religious boards and they have all returned favourable responses overall. Unfortunately there were few over-65's within the demographic of the board to see how they felt about sacrificing themselves now for the ultimate good of the planet.
Bus companies and cafe's have said that their trade will dwindle to zero but surely the overall survival of the human race (even for a short time longer), must raise this as a potential consideration.
The only unfortunate outcome would be the elderly eventually becoming a fossil fuel in the future, thus rendering all of this work obsolete.
Thoughts?
To this end, I propose that we cull all people over the age of 65.
We can then have 'funbusses' to pick them up in designated areas (preferably of pale skin). We can then transport them to the North Pole where they can help shield the polar ice caps and prevent further melting. They can act as an insulating jacket (much like you get on a boiler).
I've spoken to some environmentalists and geologists that say that this idea has legs (unlike some of the potential protagonists).
They can also provide food for the dwindling walrus and polar bear populations.
I have discussed this on other forums including the BBC's own religious boards and they have all returned favourable responses overall. Unfortunately there were few over-65's within the demographic of the board to see how they felt about sacrificing themselves now for the ultimate good of the planet.
Bus companies and cafe's have said that their trade will dwindle to zero but surely the overall survival of the human race (even for a short time longer), must raise this as a potential consideration.
The only unfortunate outcome would be the elderly eventually becoming a fossil fuel in the future, thus rendering all of this work obsolete.
Thoughts?
Why 65, there is a greater proportion between 18 and 50, the rest would get solved by itself. Any other brilliant idea?
