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Rae
  Wanted to share this with you all.
 
 An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."

 Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the h*ll is this?" screamed the billionaire.

 "Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

 "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

 "And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those f*cking Indians.'"
SpaceyKC
                :o    :s2     :s2       :s2  
Kira
:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 ;D

  NICE ONE Rae....... :sk
Homer
:s2 Very funny Rae :s2
Ghostboo
:s2Oh my God!That was messed up!Very good,Rae!Very good!


:s09boo
odinsupreme
;D ;D
Althalus
LOL
Great Big Sea
Cute, were did you find this joke?
thefirstman
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif That was great.Where did you dig tht one from?
crosswarrior
That was sick!!! It's taken me two min. to stop laughing.
OneEye
Luckily we just learned about that in school, or I would've been very lost...
tired_dad
And here I thought it was the tomahawk that removed the back half of his head! rolleyes.gif
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