Well if you do, we'd really enjoy it!
Warm regards,
Mabon.

how do you know that? i personally thought of trying to summon spirit or demon, but i changed my mind, it would take me to much to learn how, and i'm still newbie in magic, so i'll take my time.
but 10 years later- why not ? *cackles maniacally*

A piece of mind from a very experienced Paranormal Investigator...

I do not reccomend messing with an Ouija Board. From an experienced Paranormal Investigator's point of view, Ouija Boards can open a portal or doorway that you do not know how to close. Our research group do not conjur, provoke or do a seance. There are many positive ways to motivate entities or spirits with the right intent. It's all about how you communicate with them. We use it with positive energy, attitude, and respect. You will get the same results in return.

However, everyone has their own methods. I'm not saying ours is perfect but we've been very successful and close to a break through in communicating with spirits.

Matt

Well there you are!! I think it is obvious that 99% of us totally enjoy your Ouija stories, and I for one am really in the mood for one. You are a fantastic writer and I believe the stories, so that combo makes for great reading. You have a gift for contacting the other side and another for your writing skills, so keep up the good work..JN--

Changing your mind was a very good choice Shadow..

Aw, tell your agent not to worry...Your as safe here as "Mommy" is in the Nothing Chamber...

Another damned Ouija board lie! These things cannot be trusted.

I thought for sure you'd be EAT NG A BAT.

If I may make a suggestion, if you are going to mess with Ouija Boards that you should spiritually protect yourself. You do not know how to close these doorways and portals you open and leave yourself unprotected. There are many ways to protect yourself as we all have different religion. A prayer before during and after with the right intent helps. We always spiritually protect ourselves before we investigate any haunted establishment and after. Sometimes we do it as a group. It's stronger when you have a lot of people with all that positive energy in a big circle. As a professional investigator I always protect myself. Especially now. Before I never did until they started following me home from investigations and places I have been. My house is now active because they can indeed follow you. If you leave yourself open enough, it can certainly happen.

Are you sure you had the letters in the right order?

Maybe it was trying to say BEAT A GNAT.......

LOL TAKE A BEATING. Ok too many letters but looks good..

Greeting everyone! I started reading this thread about 7 hours ago, sometimes taking breaks and talking online with friends or whatnot. Ihave to say, this is one of the most amusing, and also entertaining threads I have read on UM. I have been reading these boards since the beginning of my Junior year in High school, and I am starting on my Senior year in a few weeks, and I have decided to finnaly get in on the action.

Reading this post inspired me, and here I am posting, greeting you all. I had alot of fun reading She-ra's responses and Binki antics, and reading Iron's amazing work, (And im not saying I dont believe its true). Iron I believe your expieriences with the Ouija board are amazing, and they are more than coincidence. I personally believe in a form of something stated earlier, a theory on how all conscoius minds are linked, and funnel into a ground circut of sorts. Possibly Iron's amazing expieriences, according to my own beliefs, mean that he is ultra sensitive to certian beings on another level, allowing him to gather such amazing information via Ouija board?

Also, where is Irons main page he spoke of? I would love to keep track of it and read more.

Much <3

,Cameron

What about Mr Halfhands' unbridled wit? .....binky antics? ....B






halfhandshuffle:Twisted Sister - I wanna Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6e8aOdPxhI

A fantastic welcome to you, humbleh, and I know everyone here will join me in focusing some positive universal energy in your general direction -- you'll probaby be feeling strangly wonderful in a while -- after all the other nice people here zap you with a positive thought!

A total and complete welcome to you, young man. What I meant by the "Main Page" was that I was intending to post future Ouija strories here on Unexplained-Mysteries' front page -- there is a slot there for columnists, where I am a regular contributor -- but I'll probably post a one or two more here in this thread, for now.

Hey, jhofenrir, have a mysterious day filled with unusual adventures, and thanks again for your positive feedback.

I said early-on in this thread that perhaps the vast majority of information one gets across the board often tends to be ridiculous or unsatisfying, or perhaps “underwhelming” and I think you’ll agree this is the case with the following session.

Underwhelming information has never really mattered to me because I have never expected to make any decision in life based on something some goofy being on “the other side” had to say.

I think one of the reasons the board has always moved so well for me is that, when I began using the Ouija board when I was 8 years old, I had a very simple, open, child-like attitude that considered all this just a game -- and that’s always been my approach to this day -- just to sort of relax and “see what happens” when you put questions to the board.

In this session, there were about 8 or 9 people over at my house, and as usual, someone urged me to demonstrate the Ouija board to them -- I begged off at first -- my “A-Team” of Brian and Darcy were not present, but everybody kept after me -- I finally agreed because, as it happens, one of my guests was Bonita ---

--- and here’s the thing about Bonita. She is an ex-Catholic nun -- and really a very intelligent, warm and open-hearted person, with chestnut-brown hair, sad but lovely brown eyes, and beautiful clear skin -- her face glows like porcelain. Everyone adores her.

So I thought Bonita might bring a unique energy to the session -- and thus I was really surprised about who or what actually did come through with Bonita helping me out:

Opening of the Session: “We send out our greetings to the vast Universe! Are there any intelligent beings who will speak with us?

ANSWER: RAT CHILDREN! I HEAP SCORN UPON YOUR PATHETIC RAMBLINGS!

Question: Hello! Why do you refer to us as rat children?

ANSWER: STUPID, FILTHY RAT CHILDREN! YOU SEEK ANSWERS BUT I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!

Question: We in no way seek to keep or obtain slaves. We only seek interesting discussion with other beings. Who are you?

ANSWER: I SPIT UPON YOUR WORTHLESS, WEAK-MINDED QUESTIONS!

Question: You seem very unusual to us. Are you angry about something?

ANSWER: FILTHY RAT CHILDREN! I ABHOR YOUR PATHETIC IGNORANCE!

Question: Then why do you choose to waste your time time speaking with us?

ANSWER: I AM INSULTED BY THE ARROGANT NATURE OF YOUR QUESTION, COCKROACH EATER!

Question: Are you a human being? If so, where do you live?

ANSWER: I AM TEN TIMES ANY KIND OF BEING THAT YOU ARE. YOU CAUSE A FILTHY STENCH TO INFEST MY ROOM!

Question: What kind of room are you in?

ANSWER: STOP PICKING AT THE FESTERING SCABS OF YOUR MIND, FILTHY RAT CHILD!

Question: Are you inside some kind of mental institution, perhaps receiving treatment for a problem with feelings of anger?

ANSWER: YOUR INSULT IS OUTRAGEOUS! MY ENTIRE BEING SEETHES WITH LOATHING FOR YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!

Question: Fine. Therefore, we leave you in peace, and say good-bye.

ANSWER: WAIT! WAIT!

Question: Do you want something more?

ANSWER: I SIMPLY CANNOT ABIDE YOUR REPULSIVE NATURE, RAT CHILDREN. I WILL WORK TO REDUCE YOUR STINK!

Question: How do you plan to do that?

ANSWER: MY SUPERIOR MIND IS LIKE A GOLDEN SUN NEXT TO YOUR PUNY INTELLECT, WHICH IS NO BETTER THAN THE SCRAPING OF AN INSECT ROD AGAINST A PILE OF ROTTING MEAT!

Question: Perhaps. Tell us something profound and help us improve ourselves.

ANSWER: YOUR BRAINS ARE AS SQUIRMING PILES OF MAGGOTS. YOU DISGUST ME!

(Note: I was fairly mortified by this crude being we had contacted because I was concerned about the gentle-hearted Bonita -- but she was laughing so hard, she could barely keep her hands on the oracle!)

Question: Okay. We see no further benefit from speaking with you. We now say good-bye.

ANSWER: NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! I AM ENSCONCED ON THE ASCENDED THRONE! IT WILL UPLIFT YOU TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!

Question: Why? Are we not merely filthy rat children who feed upon roaches?

ANSWER: YOU BEGIN TO LEARN YOUR PLACE!

Question: What is the “Ascended Throne?”

ANSWER: A PLACE OF SUPREME HONOR WHICH THE SKULKING, LOWLY UNDER-BEINGS SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD NEVER HOPE TO LICK THE DIRT FROM UNDER WITH YOUR TONGUES!

Question: The Ascended Throne has dirt underneath it? To be honest, we find you to be extremely funny. We give you that much credit. In fact, several of my friends here are laughing so hard, they can hardly stand it.

ANSWER: YOUR COMMENTS STING MY DIGNITY! I VOMIT MY DISPLEASURE UPON THE REEKING PUS OOZING FROM YOUR MINDS!

Question: Well, then, in that case, we leave you in peace.

ANSWER: DON’T GO! I WOULD SPEAK WITH YOU!

Question: All you seem to want to do is insult us. Why should we listen?

ANSWER: TO IMPROVE YOURSELVES.

Question: It is not our way to improve ourselves my listening to verbal abuse. Please tell us something interesting about your world. Who are you and where are you?

ANSWER: I AM ENSCONCED UPON THE ASCENDED THRONE.

Question: Where, and how did you achieve the honor of the Ascended Throne?

ANSWER: I WILL ALLOW YOU TO HELP FREE ME FROM THE ASCENDED THRONE!

Question: What? First, we thought it was a good thing that you were on the Ascended Throne. Second, why do you want to be free of it, and third, how can we help?

ANSWER: TINY GOBS OF EXCREMENT! CLEAR THE SCUM FROM YOUR DISEASED MINDS! I OFFER YOU THE WISDOM OF THE ASCENDED THRONE!

Question: To be honest, you don’t seem especially wise to us. You seem very disturbed, and the fact that you want off the Ascended Throne does not make it seem attractive to us.

ANSWER: YOU ARE AN IMBECILE OF THE LOWEST ORDER! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? WILL YOU HELP FREE ME FROM THE ASCENDED THRONE?

Question: First, tell us where it it? In what country, on what planet, or in what dimension, for example? Do you understand these terms?

ANSWER: YOUR LACK OF GRACE IS APPALLING! YOU ARE A CANKEROUS PARASITE UPON MY CONSCIOUSNESS! I AM ON THE PLANET EARTH, LEVEL-11.

Question: Now we’re getting somewhere. We are also of planet Earth. From your exalted position on the Ascended Throne, can you tell us which “Earth Level” we are on?

ANSWER: RAT CHILDREN, YOU ARE OF THE LOWEST LEVEL AND OF THE LOWEST ORDER. YOU ARE SUB-BEINGS OF A SUB-EARTH. YOU ARE AS A DEBASED MOLD GROWING UPON THE UNDERSIDE OF A SECONDARY MOLD!

Question: Do you live in a specific location on Earth-11?

ANSWER: ONLY THE SKULKING LOWER ORDERS MAKE SUCH DISTINCTIONS. WILL YOU HELP FREE ME FROM THE ASCENDED THRONE?

Question: How can we do that?

ANSWER: BY SEEKING MY WISDOM, FILTHY RAT CHILDREN.

Question: I think we are beginning to understand. You sit on the Ascended Throne where it is your charge to dispense wisdom to others, after which you will be freed, or perhaps move on to a higher level, such as Earth-12. Is that correct?

ANSWER: YOUR RANCID IGNORANCE IS APPALLING!

Question: In that case, we again choose to leave you in peace, and say good-bye.

ANSWER: NO! YOU WILL BENEFIT GREATLY FROM THE WISDOM OF THE ASCENDED THRONE! ASK AND RECEIVE WISDOM, RAT CHILDREN!

Question: How long have you been on the Ascended Throne?

ANSWER: IN YOUR TERMS I HAVE GRACED THE ASCENDED THRONE FOR MORE THAN 4,000 YEARS. I AM EAGER TO MOVE ON AND TO BE FREE OF VERMIN SUCH AS YOU.

Question: Master of the Ascended Throne, we will assist you in your charge to dispense wisdom to us Underlings and we hope to benefit greatly from your expanded vision! Thus, one of our company will pose the first question.

One among us named Eugene asks this question: “How may I obtain great wealth, and do so easily and without hard work or anxiety?”

ANSWER: TELL THE IMBECILE EUGENE TO ACQUIRE ITEMS OF INFERIOR VALUE AND EXCHANGE THEM FOR ITEMS OF SUPERIOR VALUE, AND DO SO MANY TIMES.

Question: Are you saying that Eugene should simply buy low and sell high?

ANSWER: A CONCEPT SO SIMPLE SHOULD NOT CHALLENGE EVEN HIS SUB-INSECT INTELLIGENCE.

Question: This formula is already well-known here on Earth-1. Can you be more specific?

ANSWER: EUGENE IS OF EXTREMELY LOW INTELLIGENCE. BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH IS CHALLENGE ENOUGH FOR HIM.

Question: But Eugene is a well-regarded processing engineer with a major corporation.

ANSWER: HE IS AN IMBECILE!

(Note: Eugene did not appear insulted by this information).

(Another Note: As it happens, one of the my guests this evening was one of my former High School English teachers. She was retired, and the classic archetype of an old-school teacher. She has white hair pinned in a neat bun, and dresses conservatively. I’ll call her Mrs. Prosser, though not here real name, and you’ll see why I choose to keep her anonymous. Mrs. Prosser volunteered to be the next to seek wisdom from the Master of the Ascended Throne. She described her question to me, and then I relayed it to the Master of the Ascended Throne. Everyone already knew about her particular problem, so we were not surprised about her willingness to ask this question now. It was sort of an ongoing situation that we all knew about).

Question: Ascended Throne Master, our dear friend Mrs. Prosser wants to know what she can do to help her son improve his life. It seems that her son is addicted to a narcotic drug called Vicoden. She said that he has no job, lives in her basement, and all he does all day is take Vicodin tablets and play violent video games, which Mrs. Prosser finds disgusting. She said her son has been to treatment three times, which has not been effective. She also once kicked him out of her house, but he ended up living in his car and getting into more trouble, so she let him come back home. Can you suggest a solution with your great wisdom?

ANSWER: THE PIG-SPAWN IS A DISGRACE. HIS OBSESSION WITH ALTERING HIS FLACCID MIND IS THE KEY. I SUGGEST THE PIG-SPAWN BECOME A MEMBER AMONG THOSE RELIGIONS OF THE SUB-EARTH WHICH PARTAKE REGULARLY OF HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS TO SEEK VISIONS.

Question: Are you talking about certain groups in Mexico or the Amazon forests that use mushrooms or certain plant vines in shamanic rituals to achieve shamanic knowledge?

ANSWER: YOU FOOL, WAS I NOT CLEAR?

Question: But how will this help Mrs. Prosser’s son, since he is already a drug addict?

ANSWER: RAT CHILD, YOUR IGNORANCE IS REVOLTING. HIS WEAKNESS FOR MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCE CAN LEAD HIM TO POSITIVE VISION, OR WASTE. IT’S A SIMPLE CHOICE, EVEN FOR THE BRAINLESS.

(Note: Despite the light atmosphere, it was obvious that Mrs. Prosser became suddenly nettled by the insulting Master of the Ascended Throne, and it was clearly time to pull the plug on this horrible creature -- although many wanted to continue. But it had already been a long session. So we decided to end).

Question: Master of the Ascended Throne, we thank you for your wisdom, and we now say good-bye.

ANSWER: NO! WAIT! WAIT!

But we did not heed the Master of the Ascended Throne this time. We would have channeled him all day it were his choice -- he clearly only wanted to use us to pay his debt to the Throne and move on.

After we were done, Bonita went into the kitchen with Mrs. Prosser, and if anyone can soothe anybody’s feelings, it is Bonita. About a half hour later, they came out and rejoined the rest of us. They were each sipping on a glass of my home-made rhubarb wine, and laughing at some private joke. All was well.

OMG Another riveting story Iron, however very disturbing. What a morbid, disgusting creature it was. Would you consider that to be a Demonic or just some nasty, angry, twisted monster from the other side? Did her son ever get well? Dont leave us hanging. I find it amazing that IT would come forth when you had an ex nun and a school teacher who was in such emotional pain. At least they all took it with a grain of salt. That was just plain scary to me, but good job!

Ha! Ha! -- ex-nuns and school teachers -- I really hang around with a tough crowd, don't I?

As I said before, my wife is a very conservative Christian who pretty much reads the Bible every day and plays piano in her church every Sunday -- although she doesn't really like the Ouija board, even she thinks its probably harmless now. (Incidently, my wife is Darcy's first cousin).

But, anyway, I guess in reading this from an outside perspective, this session sounds pretty rough or scary -- but if you were in the room at the time, the mood was actually very light, and everyone thought the Master of the Throne was actually very funny -- and basically just a comical, egotistical blow-hard who was completely full of himself, and full of baloney. Everyone was laughing the whole time, and sort of gently kidding the sweet Bonita that this was actually her deeply suprressed subconscious -- I mean, it was all very light-hearted.

I don't think it was a demon, or anything like that. In my opiion, this was just a kind of "junk session." But who knows?

okay....I'm about to print out Irons new story in simple txt or rtf format... I'm pretty sure most of the other storys in this thread have ALL been exactly 6 pages long ....(stay tuned)....B

edt:nope only 5...nevermind





halfhandshuffle:Iron Maiden: Run to the Hills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Snehl2bAk

I have 6 boxes in my attic filled with 66 notebooks, and when I finish the book, it will be 666 pages ----------- JUST KIDDING!


NOTE: JustNormal's last comment happened to be Post # 666. I'm not trying to suggest anything, though.

Hi Iron...Well the Master of the Ascended Throne sounds like a piece of work. Perhaps the way he speaks is the way of Level ll..Thanks for introducing us to Bonita and Mrs. Prosser. I have a friend who is an ex nun and she's like hell on wheels...Another good one...

OMG DONT even think that!!!!

LOL Yes you sure hang out with a bunch of thugs..Whoever that was or if it was junk, I didnt like him. Thats my story and Im sticking to it...

I never could get past Level 10.

If the Ascended Master intended to inflict agony upon us maggot-brained imbeciles in the form of relentless hilarity, then he succeeded.

LOL But he truly scared me..

hello there. i was taught never to ask about three things when doing a ouija board. they are;
does god exist,
things that will happen in the future,
when will i die.
apparently they attract the wrong kinds of spirits.

I don't blame you at all, JustNormal. You're one of those kindly MOMMY types.

But I was thinking -- I wanted to dig out something more for the guys, here, and I thought they would get a kick out of the Master of the Ascended Throne.

LOL Yes I am a MOMMY type and just went thru a Demonic Haunting, so that story skeeered me..Im a wimp.I want MOMMY from the Nothing Chamber to surface..

Reading that, I thought of Severus Snape. Oh how I make too many Harry Potter connections sometime... In which case, I'm going to leave that last line alone.

But I HAVE TO SAY, I adore your stories! My favourite so far has been the love beings. How can you ever feel down talking to the love beings? They made ME shimmer.

Wow Iron that last one really connected with me to be honest. See I hold a pretty complicated personal belief, that dimensions, and realities, and stacked onto one another. Such as there are many dimensions containing what we might call earth. Also in these other dimensions, the regular laws of physics, quantum mechanics, and of the like, work in different ways, so creatures, and humans or whatever else lives there, grows and adapts in different ways.

Reading your session about the Master of the Ascended Throne made me feel as though I had a connection with my beliefs, another great read, keep em coming Iron.

<3

Here is a "bonus" session for you all. Many people sent me e-mails wanting to know what happened to Mrs. Prosser's drug-addled son. So here is what happened:



A couple of months after Mrs. Prosser posed her question to the Ascended Throne Master, her drug addicted, troubled son, whom I’ll call Michael, came knocking at my door, and requested a session with me on the Ouija Board.

He wanted to seek advice about how to kick his drug habit. At first, I refused him because this is something I never do -- I think the last thing anyone should do is seek advice from a source as unpredictable, and sometimes loony as the Ouija Board, unless you’re just sort of fooling around.

But Michael was very persistent, so, against my better judgment I told him I pose some questions to the board for him, but I cautioned him severely that he was not to take any information that came across the board seriously, and that he would be foolish to act upon any advice at all, no matter what it might be.

Thus warned, Michael agreed to my terms. He wanted to work the board with me. I told him he would have to be blind-folded, which he agreed to. Since it was just the two of us, I used a tape recorded to transcribe the session.

Despite all my misgiving, I thought this session was interesting. It was a short session, but I think, to the point. I’ll let all of you decide for yourselves about the quality of the information here:

Session Opening: Greetings. I am here with my friend Michael who is in need of great wisdom from a kind and wise being. Will anyone speak with us?


ANSWER: I ABIDE.

Question: Hello! Who are you?

ANSWER: EVILA.

Question: Immediately, we find your answer curious. Is it significant that “Evila” is “Alive” spelled backwards?

ANSWER: AN ADVANCED INDIVIDUAL SEES CLEARLY.

(Note: Before we got into Michael’s specific questions, I wanted to feel out this being to get an idea about who or what I was dealing with).

Question: Clarity is exactly what we seek, and higher knowledge. What general information can you offer us?

ANSWER: PLACE YOUR LIFE BE IN ORDER, AND SEE YOUR PATH CLEARLY. DON’T GET ENTANGLED. PERSIST ON YOUR WAY. ABIDE.

Question: As human beings manifested in physical reality, we often get entangled in a variety of complex issues about our lives. What is the best way to find the right path, and have confidence we are doing the right thing?

ANSWER: THE WATER IN THE RIVER DOES NOT GET ENTANGLED. IT CONFRONTS A ROCK AND FLOWS AROUND IT. THE WATER KEEPS MOVING AND DOES NOT CONCERN ITSELF WITH DISRUPTIONS.

Question: A beautiful metaphor! Thank you! Let’s take a specific problem. My friend Michael finds himself enslaved to drugs, and he needs to stop using drugs, yet he is compelled by something that keeps him chained to his addiction. How can he disentangle himself from his addiction?

ANSWER: STRUGGLE IS POINTLESS. EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY. INSIDE EACH BEING IS THE FIRE OF ETERNITY. WHAT IS ETERNAL WILL DOMINATE WHAT IS TEMPORARY.

Question: You seem to be saying that if my friend turns his consciousness inward and recognized that he is part of some kind of eternal order, this will be the pathway away from his addictions. Is this the case.

ANSWER: THE ADVANCED BEING SEES CLEARLY.

Question: What if he has no capacity to recognize his own eternal nature, or maintains a belief system which precludes this belief?

ANSWER: IN CONFRONTING HIS OWN BELIEFS, HE SHOULD NOT STRUGGLE, NEITHER ACCEPTING NOR REJECTING. BE AT PEACE.

Question: Are you saying a man struggling with a serious problem should abandon all of his presently held beliefs?

ANSWER: WHAT IS THE WORD LIVE IN REVERSE?

Question: The word “live” spelled backwards is “evil.” What is your point?

ANSWER: TO BE CONSCIOUS AND AWARE NECESSARILY ENTAILS ENTANGLEMENTS.

Question: Your answers are profound and interesting to be sure. What is the best way for even a lost and entangled man to realize his own eternal nature?

ANSWER: TO ATTEMPT GREAT EFFORT WOULD BE FOOLISH. A TINY EFFORT IS WISE. A RIVER FLOWS WITHOUT STRUGGLE. IT PERSISTS.

Question: My friend says that no matter what he hears here today, he will go home and take his drug, as if his hands are not his own hands and not under his own control. What do you recommend?

ANSWER: EVEN A GENTLE WIND WILL EVENTUALLY WEAR DOWN A MOUNTAIN OF IRON.

Question: Evila, if that is your name, can you describe what nature of being that you are? From where do you speak with us?

ANSWER: I ABIDE.

Question: Where?

ANSWER: A WIND BLOWS ACROSS ELYSIUM.

Question: I must say, Evila, that your answers are profound, but also bear a great resemblance to a system of thought here on Earth called Taoism. Are you some kind of advanced Taoist philosopher?

ANSWER: ALL ARE ACCORDING TO THEIR NATURE.

Question: Forgive us for being overly curious, and please don’t be insulted, but you answer seems a tad evasive. Can you tell us something very specific about who and what you are? Or what would you call your system of thought that frames your reality?

ANSWER: HAPPINESS JUDGED IS NOT HAPPINESS.

Question: Wonderfully profound! Thank you! What is the first thing our troubled friend should do when he leaves here today?

ANSWER: ABIDE.

Question: What will happen to our friend if he fails to overcome his addiction?

ANSWER: ORDER COMES OUT OF CHAOS.

Question: Evila, you have given us much to ponder and we thank you for your kind and gentle wisdom. We leave you in peace.

ANSWER: GOOD-BYE.

Good-bye.

_________

After the session ended, Michael asked for a printed transcript, so I typed it up and printed out a copy. He left practically without saying another word. I asked him what he thought of the advice -- for an answer, Michael said absolutely nothing. He tucked the transcript in his pocket and left.

The next day, Michael went out and got his first job in many months -- even though he has a college degree, he accepted a job as a dishwasher. About a month later, Michael got an extreme urge to move to New Zealand, which he did, where he lives and works as a dishwasher to this very day.

His mother, Mrs. Prosser said he has been drug free for a long time, but she can’t really tell if he’s happy or sad in his life. But he no longer takes drugs. She was excited about going to New Zealand to visit him.

i hope u appreciate this im too scared to go to bed anymore but i got the answers
Does god Exist? no
Is there a soul? no
Is time travel possible? no
Are there other dimensions? no

"The Dude abides."

That was great. Simply because he is drug free does NOT mean he is happy, but at least he is not impaired and in that madness of addiction. Thanks Iron..

These comments enjoy the advantage of simplicity.

Thanks, JN. Sometimes, the more tightly we grasp at happiness, the more it slips through our fingers.

It reminds me of that old Cherokee adage about the best way to catch a wild horse. The more you chase it, the more it runs from you. But if you sit quietly, the horse will come to you -- eventually.

Exactly, very well put..

Hey Matt

Just so that you're aware doing evp's is similar to a ouija. As Master Pro explained earlier it's not the board that causes spirits to come through, you can use anything. So when you're doing evps it's the same thing. You're trying to get a ghost to come through to comunicate with you, so you're inviting it to converse with you. You open yourself up for anything to come through.

Good stories.

IronGhost, in all your sessions, have you ever used the name of "Jesus Christ" when encountering a demon? If so what effect did it have?

If your answer is no, please do this experiment for me, if you choose. Call upon a demonic entity and use the name of "Jesus christ" to command it to answer various questions(whatever you like). Basically see if it must obey you. Bible scriptures tell of the power of his name over demonic spirits and Iam curious to know of your experiences on the subject.

"Then He appointed twelve, that they might be with Him and that He might send them out to preach, and to have authority (Gk: exousia) to heal sicknesses and to cast out demons."
(Mark 3:14,15).

"Once when we were going to the place of prayer, we were met by a slave girl who had a spirit by which she predicted the future. She earned a great deal of maney for her owners by fortune-telling. This girl followed Paul and the rest of us, shouting, "These men are servants of the Most High God, who are telling you the way to be saved. "She kept this up for many days. Finally Paul became so troubled that he turned around and said to the spirit, "In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to come out of her!" At that moment the spirit left her. ." (Acts 16:16-18)

ty. no flames please, respect the question.

I, for one, am ready for another "Mommy from the Nothing Chamber" story..Hey Iron, come out, come out wherever you are. :: :::::::::(works everytime, I think he's psychic) JN

Yep!! We need a "Mommy Fix" realllllllllll baddddddddd please?

♥♥♥Jody♥♥♥


((((((Psssssttttt JN... you think that will get him to do it?))))))

Of course I can, I have him wrapped around my little finger..just watch and see. He knows when we need him. <cough> IRONGHOST? Hello Hello Hello?

Can we move this thread to a chatroom?

cool story!

No!

Right now Iron Ghost is thinking: "I should have NEVER posted the Mommy story" (call it a hunch)......actually I reply to some posts here on the boards much the way the entity answered questions from one of the recent stories...free me from my alter someone, please!...B

now that's MY kind of story: (post 665)





halfhandshuffle: Ozzy and primus-NIB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gmNMuz6lU

I've never heard of anything positive coming from the use of ouiji boards. I've heard negative stories from both users and story tellers, but never positive ones. Personally I would never touch one. I don't like the potential for harm it can bring to someone.

That is true, however people like IronGhsost seem somewhat to be protected while using that for years and years. I guess there are "some" that get something out of it, without the horrid aftermath..Speaking of Iron, where is he??

I heard itz evil....

But i also heard tarot cards are evil but i do practise those cards

Where does the Ouija board orginate from anyways? france ? Oui??

Oui Oui LOL

LOL I dunno, but anything like Ouija's, Tarot Cards, are all considered dabbling with the "occult" and can have some serious negative effects even years down the line. JN-