What we shoud be proud of: ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone, short wave radios, smarties, lacrose, hockey, basketball, Tim Hortens, Mr.Dressup, having the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany, Vimy Ridge and Juno Beach.
Things we apologize for: Celin Dion.

