QUOTE(truethat @ Jul 8 2007, 01:41 AM)

I keep reading the title of this thread REALLY WRONG.

Duh... I don't get it.
Oh wow I love to cook. I'm bad about quantities, I never write anything down and I just eyeball amounts.
Two of my favorite quick, super-simple, and easy grilling recipes:
Marinate red snapper in olive oil to cover, smashed garlic as much as you like; a couple cloves for a mild garlic taste or much more if you're me

, couple good shakes of seasoned salt, the juice of a couple dozen lemons and limes, an entire buch of trimmed, minced cilantro. You can smash the cilantro a little, too, to release more flavor and aroma. The idea is to have almost equal amounts of citrus juice and oil. The citrus starts "cooking" the fish before you grill it and the flavors are incorporated very nicely. Throw those bad boys on the grill after an all-day marinade, until just done (it won't take long).
Rum-soaked pineapple thrown on the grill is also awesome. I like Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. Or coconut-flavored. Melt some chocolate with a little rum in it (hiccup) and dip.
I like to marinate chicken in white wine worcestershire sauce, a little sugar, green onions, citrus juice, smashed peppercorns, basil, and cilantro. For a variation, add some juice from a jar of pepperoncinis.
A good marinade/braising liquid for beef is the juice of red bell pepper, juice of onion (how many of these last two depends on how much meat you are marinating), worcestershire sauce, red wine vinegar, cooking burgundy, smashed garlic of course lol, crushed red pepper flakes, spicy brown mustard, and tarragon all whisked together.
I like to get ground turkey or chicken, mix it with some dry Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning, white wine worcestershire sauce, and onion juice, and make it into burgers. I top it with a freshly roasted bell pepper half, spicy mustard and horseradish. My dad doesn't eat anything "weird," but he eats this and loves it.
A great pan sauce for chicken is bacon grease and apple cider. Another great one is balsamic vinegar and honey. One more is cream, mushrooms, butter, and sherry.
Also if you throw a red bell pepper in your crock pot with your pot roast it adds quite a complementary flavor and you don't have to eat the pepper if you don't want to.
I make green beans that everyone in my family loves and requests for holiday meals. You need about three or four big tablespoons of bacon grease, a small can of chicken broth, a stick of unsalted butter (please don't use margarine), some olive oil, salt and (preferably freshly ground) pepper, diced raw center-cut bacon about a half pound. About ten garlic cloves, smashed. You know what, I don't even weigh the amout of fresh green beans I buy for this, but I fill your average clear produce baggie full to the top. Heat stove to med-high. When it's hot, put the garlic, bacon, grease, and trimmed green beans in, and cover. You have to stay right there and take the lid off every couple minutes or so and stir to coat. The idea is to "pressure-cook" the flavor of the bacon into the beans, so replace lid tightly after each stir. After twenty or so minutes, the green beans start wilting and then you add everything else and replace the lid and let it simmer for about forty-five minutes. Watch it very closely toward the end so the liquids don't all cook off, you might have to add more broth or water.
My childrens' and my favorite salad is very simple. Microwave four ears of corn in the husk, in between layers of damp paper towels, for about ten minutes. When it's cool enough to handle, and be careful because a lot of heat stays trapped in the ear and when you start scraping it, it will release a lot of steam; scrape into a big bowl. Add four chopped mangoes, several chopped radishes, half of a diced red onion, two or three chopped avacadoes, a big handful of chopped jicama, an entire bunch of trimmed and minced cilantro. Toss it all together with Fritos and honey French dressing. My kids tear this salad up.
The key to a great cheese sauce is a dash of nutmeg.
Oh and the secret to really great peanut butter cookies is a dash of cardamom in the dough.
I know most people don't like squash but if you cook it only briefly so it's not over done, and sprinkle with mint, oregano, and dill, I think it's really good.
Real Southerners will have me tarred and feathered for this one, but I fix cornbread with a little bit of vanilla soymilk. My family has no idea, they eat it like there's no tomorrow and they'd never guess. The cornbread, I definitely have to give a specific recipe for. I'll try to figure out amounts and edit this post. I use an extra egg, too, so it's almost more of a cake consistency. It doesn't crumble and fall apart when you eat it. The sweetness is not noticeable at first, it is kind of in the end. When we have our corn and mango salad, we eat this bread with it, soaked through with honey so we have to eat it with a spoon.
OK lol you opened a can of worms now! Cooking is my favorite subject. I am positive I will be back when I think of more.