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goalienan
Boston

Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen's Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire, on Saturday, disguised as a tree.
The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped on his arms and demanded money from the teller. The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded.
Manchester police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt..
EmpressStarXVII
This totally beats out the men dressed as muslim women in burqa's robbing a bank laugh.gif
girty1600
QUOTE(from the article)
The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped on his arms

What? Why?
_Nyx_
He shoulda dressed up as one of the typical ficus trees that are a staple of bank decor tongue.gif
The Mule
this is sooooo Monty Python!!!!!
kenshinx
cops can't find him ??? what is this ??? looney toon ??
Piney
QUOTE(goalienan @ Jul 7 2007, 07:55 PM) *
Boston
Manchester police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt..


........and covered in indelible purple dye.


Lapiche
NatalieK
Did they check the local park?
jesspy
roflmao

man this guy is inventive
nativechick1989
Another good use for duct tape mellow.gif
Teh_Twilight_God
they should look in a foresst most likey ran in to one
Blackwhite
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
Saturday, July 07, 2007



Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt

www.foxnews.com
Conspiracy
Noooo wayyy LOL thats halarious
Mabon
Well the bank was on ELM street, sorry couldn't leaf it alone! I'll branch out to say that when he's caught he's going to be one tough nut to crack.

LOL!
Mabon.
Star_girl
Oh brother where to begin! He was probably working on a tight budget so he had to improvise...
Bill Hill

He must've been barking mad...
No?
Oh forget it, it's too early...
m. Moe
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Jul 8 2007, 03:06 AM) *
Another good use for duct tape mellow.gif

Yup, chalk another one up for the Red Green Show.
Teh_Twilight_God
QUOTE(m. Moe @ Jul 9 2007, 11:52 PM) *
Yup, chalk another one up for the Red Green Show.

now if it was an episode of the red green show it would loo some ting like this

Red: ok today where going to learn how to rob a bank idsguesed as a tree! frist get some sticks prefurabley with leafs on them next we need the handy mans secret wepon duck tape just use it to attach the sticks to your body and your ready to rob a bank and rember if the women dont find you hamsome they can at least find you handy
Primeval
Clever, this way he can plead insanity and get away with it.
Kpro
These are the criminals that I wish there were copycat criminals of; not the serial killers.

I want an influx of bank robbers dressed as trees.
theghost
Man,This is bad news for tree huggers. laugh.gif
Mabon
QUOTE(Teh_Twilight_God @ Jul 10 2007, 02:17 AM) *
now if it was an episode of the red green show it would loo some ting like this

Red: ok today where going to learn how to rob a bank idsguesed as a tree! frist get some sticks prefurabley with leafs on them next we need the handy mans secret wepon duck tape just use it to attach the sticks to your body and your ready to rob a bank and rember if the women dont find you hamsome they can at least find you handy


But dressed as Red he would have had a harder time of it... he would have been shedding branches everywhere! Because as Red also says 'keep your stick on the ice!'.
rofl.gif
Mabon.
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