Smoke ban causes collie wobbles

A dog with a cigarette habit is suffering withdrawal following the smoking ban.

Sarah and John Taylor, both smokers, have taken pet collie Archie to their local since he was a pup, reports the Daily Mirror.

Sarah said: "He couldn't get enough of looking at people smoking and if one stubbed out, he switched his attention to another.

"He loved to sniff it and just watch it drift through the air. It's a bit bizarre I know but he seems to be well and truly hooked."

Now two-year-old Archie has gone into withdrawal without his nicotine fix and gets fidgety and snappy at the pub in Shaldon, Devon.

Sarah, 33, added: "A smoke-free pub is going to make him very unhappy.

"The locals have been joking that we'll have to get him a nicotine patch to wear - but I think a type of nicotine dog biscuit would be better."

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That pooch needs a drag

I swear, if there's a story about them putting a patch on this dog, I will be able to unequivocally claim to have heard it all...

Hahahaha Poor little dog. I understand how he feels.

Soon we,ll have to open up good ole fashoned speak easy,s like they had in the days of prohabition,only this time it will be for smokers instead of drinkers! Then all of us (pooch included) will be happy again!
I can see it all now, giving a secret knock on the door of some basement or ware house cellar and a tough looking guy peeks out of a little window of the door and asks ya what the pass word is? Then he lets you into a hazey smoke filled room where everyone is happily puffing away and he whispers, So what Il it be mac menthol or regular, hey we got a good deal on stogies! And if your interested i can hook ya up with a pipe!