QUOTE(explorer @ Jul 27 2007, 10:06 AM)

Years ago I worked in an inner city petrol station and a dykey looking customer, short hair, overalls, a bit overweight, got out of her van and stood next to me, cocked her leg like a dog at a post, let out an audible fart and then had the audacity to remark on the necessity. The contradiction against the stereotype of feminine charm left me and another male attendant in a painful cataclysm of laughter. True story. Maybe she thought I was as good a post as any for a foul egg!
lol that reminded me of something I went through a couple of years ago at a gas station near me. I parked with the front of my car ( as others tend to do) facing the building since I wasn't getting gas , but a pepsi . As I was coming out a pick up truck blocked me in to get disel fuel , yet he didn't have to block me in to get it.
I remarked to him " sir you've blocked me in"
his reply ? " you ain't going anywhere " really angrily. and he went inside . this gave me time to surmise the situation. I thought of how he was dressed = a dress shirt and sweats , middle age , and angry. = divorced and not getting any and not about to get any.
soooooooo when he came out and was near me I said " I guess it's true what they say , a lack of sex makes one angry"
he got flustered and turned red with anger and yelled " F**king dyke I get laid more than you do " ( he must have understoond what the rainbow flag on my car ment )
to which I replied " maybe , but at least I don't have to pay for it ." Everyone there laughed.
he said nothing and squealed off.
still makes me laugh.