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Star_girl
hmm no...
Males are just soooo maley. (if you know what I mean)

Purplos
I am so far removed from the sterotypical woman that I don't think I'd have any problem living as a man. I would love to try it for a short while, but I think I'd go back to my normal female self in the end.
Affliction
QUOTE(Primeval @ Jul 10 2007, 12:30 PM) *
Women live longer... Not fair!

Yeah but we don't have to push a watermelon through a garden hose, I'd say males got the better deal.
truethat
Not really. You don't get tits, so its pretty boring over there.
MadMachine
true: To me, breasts seem like they'd be a bit of a burden to have. laugh.gif
Males have nipples either way. xD
crtDzyn
Hmm, menstral cycle, estrogen, gossip, make up, bras, CHILD BIRTH..... gotta give you ladies props.

I could NEVER be a woman... i am physically capable of taking a leak anywhere I want. Why would I want it any other way?

Ahhh, I know! I WOULDN'T!! w00t.gif

hell yeah guys, let us enjoy our physical advantages... although in that sense it might be fun for a day or two of being a huge lesbian. thumbsup.gif
MissMelsWell
I dunno, I think I'd have a hard time bein' a dude, I just flat like being a chick. Shopping is FUN. Baby Showers are FUN, wearing pretty undies is FUN. Jewelry is super duper fun!

What have guys got? Ummm... they can take out the garbage and move the sofa around without help, but generally only under watchful supervision of a gal tongue.gif laugh.gif

But if I had to say things about what I don' t like about being a gal? Ummm... in my opinion, that whole breast feeding thing was for the birds, and well, I don't like not being strong enough to dig out a section of my yard to plant a garden.

I don't think I have weenie envy, but I do seem to suffer from bicept envy. haha
explorer
QUOTE(crtbud420 @ Jul 11 2007, 04:59 AM) *
I could NEVER be a woman... i am physically capable of taking a leak anywhere I want. Why would I want it any other way?
Ahhh, I know! I WOULDN'T!! w00t.gif


You never know who's going to whip round the hedge with a quick snip of the clippers. Owww!
Doing the zip thing's bad enough.

Oh BTW, sorry Lottie, but then wet patches strike at all ages. And for the super-sensitive, that's pronounced 'pashays'.
crtDzyn
^No worries.

If I see anyone coming I just yell out, "FORE!" wink2.gif
Rocket88
QUOTE(Primeval @ Jul 9 2007, 01:01 AM) *
grin2.gif If i was a girl, I would be lesbian grin2.gif



You stole my reply, before i posted it ! grin2.gif
Rocket88
QUOTE(wolfwoman @ Jul 8 2007, 05:39 PM) *
Lt Ripley

can pee anywhere


Oh my God that was the "FIRST" thing I thought of.....much easier HUH.... yes.gif



Whats this ladies ? My wife (Emma), goes on about having a dick & being able to pee anywhere (cant ya just stoop anywhere). If we had a gender swap, i think men (now women) would be at home looking at themselves in the mirror (just the naughty bits), & women (now men) would flood our streets with piss ! You "ladies" would be pissing up lamposts, trees(thats a good one), & anything else that didnt move.

Could i live as a woman ?
No way could i do what a woman does ! I"d get bored. grin2.gif
jesspy
It would be nice to be a man for a day i think

men get alot more then what women do

more respect etc

i could eat what i want and not care

Oh oh and i would go into a sauna just to "look" lol
Cdt_Lovekamp_US_ARMY_ROTC
it would be a interesting experence but no sorry no way
explorer


What about a bet each way...Hermaphroditism, that would prick up ones complication ears!
But guess what the temptation would be...
Athena22
As a woman, I would never want to be a man. I am quite pleased with being a woman, especially since I created another human being, my daughter Athena. A man will never know what its like to be in those nine months.
DДrk_Lotu§
I could never see myself as a woman all the respect for women but i think i would go absolutely nuts i would be distracted constantly..... blush.gif
Lotus Flower
QUOTE(goalienan @ Jul 8 2007, 04:49 PM) *
Would I want to be a man...no way...it grosses me out when they touch their b***s, scratch their ass, and stick their finger up their nose in public.... laugh.gif

I dunno, apart from the scratching b***s bit, I bet there are some women out there who will do the other two things laugh.gif
DДrk_Lotu§
i have seen many women picking there noses and scratching there asses *shudders*
Rocket88
I like my big sturdy boots & power tools. I trip up wearing stilletos, but dresses feel nice. thumbsup.gif
Michelle
I like my big sturdy boots and power tools, too...I wouldn't want to live as the opposite gender, but go toe to toe with them on a regular basis...you bet!

I can still change into my dress, make-up and heels later to make their hearts flutter. Although, amazingly enough a tool belt on a women is also extremely attractive to most men. grin2.gif
DДrk_Lotu§
woo are you ever right Michelle tongue.gif
dest_titor
not for the rest of my life

im a guy


pressure to much pressure

but maybe if it was for a dayand no won new it was me
143
I would LOVE to be a guy for a while. The differences in respsonsiblity are unbelievably overwhelming at times for a female to handle. Being a new Wife and Mother, I see the differences in gender traits big time.
Bella-Angelique
Pretty much males are only expected to give up their lives for others in a time of war, while women are expected to do so from the day they are born.

It has changed some, but not much.
She-ra
Hmmmmm, very interesting Bella! original.gif Jody
glorybebe
QUOTE(She-ra @ Jul 23 2007, 01:28 PM) *
Hmmmmm, very interesting Bella! original.gif Jody


There is no way I would want to switch genders, even for a day. I am proud to be a woman. We may get the short end of the stick sometimes (no, I did not mean that stick, you pervs! LOL), but we can make up for that in other ways! devil.gif
Rocket88
QUOTE(Michelle @ Jul 22 2007, 11:30 PM) *
I like my big sturdy boots and power tools, too...I wouldn't want to live as the opposite gender, but go toe to toe with them on a regular basis...you bet!

I can still change into my dress, make-up and heels later to make their hearts flutter. Although, amazingly enough a tool belt on a women is also extremely attractive to most men. grin2.gif


Ooooohh! You are so right. I"ll lend you my Stihl saw , if ya like. grin2.gif
Never_Hit_Nirvana
Nope. I'd never leave the house. rofl.gif
Michelle
QUOTE(DДrk_Lotu§ @ Jul 22 2007, 10:35 PM) *
woo are you ever right Michelle tongue.gif


I know... kiss.gif
Michelle
QUOTE(Rocket88 @ Jul 23 2007, 08:55 PM) *
Ooooohh! You are so right. I"ll lend you my Stihl saw , if ya like. grin2.gif


Thank you..I'm good for now, but I'll keep that in mind. *bats eyes*
joc
I don't think it would be a problem...I'm really just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
explorer
QUOTE(Lotus Flower @ Jul 23 2007, 05:42 AM) *
I dunno, apart from the scratching b***s bit, I bet there are some women out there who will do the other two things laugh.gif


Years ago I worked in an inner city petrol station and a dykey looking customer, short hair, overalls, a bit overweight, got out of her van and stood next to me, cocked her leg like a dog at a post, let out an audible fart and then had the audacity to remark on the necessity. The contradiction against the stereotype of feminine charm left me and another male attendant in a painful cataclysm of laughter. True story. Maybe she thought I was as good a post as any for a foul egg!
jesspy
QUOTE(Bella-Angelique @ Jul 24 2007, 05:32 AM) *
Pretty much males are only expected to give up their lives for others in a time of war, while women are expected to do so from the day they are born.

It has changed some, but not much.



very true
glorybebe
QUOTE(explorer @ Jul 27 2007, 07:06 AM) *
Years ago I worked in an inner city petrol station and a dykey looking customer, short hair, overalls, a bit overweight, got out of her van and stood next to me, cocked her leg like a dog at a post, let out an audible fart and then had the audacity to remark on the necessity. The contradiction against the stereotype of feminine charm left me and another male attendant in a painful cataclysm of laughter. True story. Maybe she thought I was as good a post as any for a foul egg!


That made me snort my OJ! Oh, brother.
Lt_Ripley
QUOTE(explorer @ Jul 27 2007, 10:06 AM) *
Years ago I worked in an inner city petrol station and a dykey looking customer, short hair, overalls, a bit overweight, got out of her van and stood next to me, cocked her leg like a dog at a post, let out an audible fart and then had the audacity to remark on the necessity. The contradiction against the stereotype of feminine charm left me and another male attendant in a painful cataclysm of laughter. True story. Maybe she thought I was as good a post as any for a foul egg!


lol that reminded me of something I went through a couple of years ago at a gas station near me. I parked with the front of my car ( as others tend to do) facing the building since I wasn't getting gas , but a pepsi . As I was coming out a pick up truck blocked me in to get disel fuel , yet he didn't have to block me in to get it.

I remarked to him " sir you've blocked me in"

his reply ? " you ain't going anywhere " really angrily. and he went inside . this gave me time to surmise the situation. I thought of how he was dressed = a dress shirt and sweats , middle age , and angry. = divorced and not getting any and not about to get any.

soooooooo when he came out and was near me I said " I guess it's true what they say , a lack of sex makes one angry"

he got flustered and turned red with anger and yelled " F**king dyke I get laid more than you do " ( he must have understoond what the rainbow flag on my car ment )

to which I replied " maybe , but at least I don't have to pay for it ." Everyone there laughed.

he said nothing and squealed off.

still makes me laugh.
xCrimsonx
I do prefectly alright as is, kick ass and drive like a biatch. My road when Im drivin so get out the way.
glorybebe
QUOTE(Lt_Ripley @ Jul 27 2007, 10:37 PM) *
lol that reminded me of something I went through a couple of years ago at a gas station near me. I parked with the front of my car ( as others tend to do) facing the building since I wasn't getting gas , but a pepsi . As I was coming out a pick up truck blocked me in to get disel fuel , yet he didn't have to block me in to get it.

I remarked to him " sir you've blocked me in"

his reply ? " you ain't going anywhere " really angrily. and he went inside . this gave me time to surmise the situation. I thought of how he was dressed = a dress shirt and sweats , middle age , and angry. = divorced and not getting any and not about to get any.

soooooooo when he came out and was near me I said " I guess it's true what they say , a lack of sex makes one angry"

he got flustered and turned red with anger and yelled " F**king dyke I get laid more than you do " ( he must have understoond what the rainbow flag on my car ment )

to which I replied " maybe , but at least I don't have to pay for it ." Everyone there laughed.

he said nothing and squealed off.

still makes me laugh.


LOL. I wish I could always have a come back ready! I always think of what I could/should have said much later.....I'm not great at confrontations.
explorer
QUOTE(Lt_Ripley @ Jul 28 2007, 03:37 PM) *
lol that reminded me of something I went through a couple of years ago at a gas station near me. I parked with the front of my car ( as others tend to do) facing the building since I wasn't getting gas , but a pepsi . As I was coming out a pick up truck blocked me in to get disel fuel , yet he didn't have to block me in to get it.

I remarked to him " sir you've blocked me in"

his reply ? " you ain't going anywhere " really angrily. and he went inside . this gave me time to surmise the situation. I thought of how he was dressed = a dress shirt and sweats , middle age , and angry. = divorced and not getting any and not about to get any.

soooooooo when he came out and was near me I said " I guess it's true what they say , a lack of sex makes one angry"

he got flustered and turned red with anger and yelled " F**king dyke I get laid more than you do " ( he must have understoond what the rainbow flag on my car ment )

to which I replied " maybe , but at least I don't have to pay for it ." Everyone there laughed.

he said nothing and squealed off.

still makes me laugh.


Now that's a 'classic' as they say in my neck of the woods. Funny how male aggro can be pricked like a balloon by the quick mouth of a woman.
The added irony of my story was that it was one of the last driveway-service stations in town in one of the most expensive suburbs.

But on the subject of audacious women and cars being blocked. A few years after my story, I went out with a woman whose housemate did the driving one night taking us to a club for her friend's birthday. Only a few drinks were intended and then we'd be off, but the housemate decided to park her car in the alleyway behind the club for super safety. Unfortunately she didn't take into consideration being parked in by a tradesman's panel van. When we left the club, she refused to leave her car behind. I offered to check the queue into the club in the hope that the panel van's owner was still waiting to get in. No luck. By the time I got back to the alleyway, Ms Driver had fetched a crowbar from her boot and had smashed in the driver's side window, reached in to take the handbrake off and called out to her housemate and me to help her push it out onto the road, all so she didn't have to leave her car in the alley overnight! I was so young and horrified that my older girlfriend seemed mildly impressed in comparison. Boy did Ms. Driver floor it as we left the scene. I remember remarking that I was interested in older women, but not in a state of total panic!
Isis2200


Hi Glassvampire; I hope you're having a nice summer over there in beautiful Colorado State.

QUOTE(glassvampire @ Jul 8 2007, 11:22 AM) *
Im in awe of women partly because I know I couldn't do what they do


Like what for example? wink2.gif

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Mishari
I dont think it is possible whatsoever to live without the oppoisite gender. So lets face it men need women for many things and women need men for many things too. Both genders cant live life without needing the other unless he/she has been like that since the day they were born and has never felt any kind of emotional deserve or lust or socialized with the oppisite gender. Egos dont last long around the same gender and wont do any good.
exeller
QUOTE(wolfwoman @ Jul 8 2007, 08:08 AM) *
1 No more bra YEH!!!!


Hey cmon how could it be so bad it keeps your boobs from getting all saggy rofl.gif Then when you get old it stops them from appearing saggy.

Anyway I don't think I could survive as a woman. I mean, what happens when I get my first period huh.gif I would be one confused young manwoman blink.gif
glorybebe
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jul 30 2007, 09:26 PM) *
Hey cmon how could it be so bad it keeps your boobs from getting all saggy rofl.gif Then when you get old it stops them from appearing saggy.

Anyway I don't think I could survive as a woman. I mean, what happens when I get my first period huh.gif I would be one confused young manwoman blink.gif


LOL, most of us were confused too.
exeller
Yeah but I would just freak out.....like OMG when is the bleeding supposed to stop, OMG where does the tampon go?
glorybebe
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jul 30 2007, 09:37 PM) *
Yeah but I would just freak out.....like OMG when is the bleeding supposed to stop, OMG where does the tampon go?



You are funny. I would hate to be a teenaged guy, my bro-in-law told me about walking around school with his books in front of him for a really good reason, I thought he was lying until another guy said that happened a lot to young guys.
exeller
LOL why does he walk around school with books in front of him? Does he get morning wood at school or something? Or sometimes afternoon wood? LOL please do explain. BTW yes I am halarious thank you.
glorybebe
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jul 30 2007, 09:53 PM) *
LOL why does he walk around school with books in front of him? Does he get morning wood at school or something? Or sometimes afternoon wood? LOL please do explain. BTW yes I am halarious thank you.


That's what he said. *shrugs* Not sure if that is the norm or is he was just a real horndog.
exeller
QUOTE(glorybebe @ Jul 31 2007, 04:56 AM) *
Not sure if that is the norm or is he was just a real horndog.


Both I'm sure.......and what guy isn't?
glorybebe
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jul 30 2007, 10:02 PM) *
Both I'm sure.......and what guy isn't?

True enough, LOL!
exeller
Well not all guys, but for the ones that are it's not really our faults either.
glorybebe
QUOTE(exe11er @ Jul 30 2007, 10:07 PM) *
Well not all guys, but for the ones that are it's not really our faults either.


oh, hahaaha. awww.....see? I wouldn't want to switch genders, I would be totally flummoxed.
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