For me to live as a man
To pee standing up...in in most cases anywhere !!
To drive like a nutter ...even though my car is only a 1.6 ltr engine LAMO
To use women...PLAYER!!! and never be called a ***t
To never pay attention to what my GF says to me..and then say ....hey im a man its what we do LOL
To never suffer a monthly pain/cramp AWSOME!!
no more bra's whoohoooooooooo
To fart and burp in public and not give a toss!!!
To be a momma's boy <---ummm hmmmm in for a penny in for a pound lol
When told off for not pulling my weight...say -
HEY WOMAN its your job..now go fetch me a beer and shut your cakehole!!
To only ever show my partner any affection when i am feeling randy
To forget my GF's birthdays and blame it on me just being a man not my fault
To only buy presnts for my partner that i KNOW she dont like...but in secrete they are really for my OWN ammusement!!!
To eye up all women i find attractive and when I am pulled about it by my partner...say --
"well im only human...its you I love sweetie"To only take 3 mins to get ready and think im the business lol
But I dont fancy the idea of scratching my privates night and day!!