Ive got to be the worst neighbor in our community..after reading all these posts I could only imagine what they would write... .. only neighbors we got are to the left of us.. We got this 75+ ol lady that live close to our property line that when we first bought the place and was putting our fence up had no problem at all with what we told her we was going to be putting in there. Well a few months went by and our ratterrier went after something under her old delabadated wanna be storage building and shes calling telling us she worried bout our little dog somethings after it and we need to send our oldest son over to get it out...Then in early spring late winter we get our first horse, Oh She just Loves him, startes feeding him..etc...somehow or another the fence (electric) got ripped down..He gets in Her Yard! she calls...Your horse is in my yard ...We get em up get the fence back together, its got POWER and losts of it, no reason the horse can get out . a few months go by and we get our Boar goats moved in, Again she is ticked pink just so happen and feeding them saying thats the best thing ever happened to the old home place..which is where he husband had been born and rised which was now dead. Shed meet us at the fence while wed be out working and start talking bout people stare at her with her new boyfriend..blah blah blah. and but they just love our animals..etc.. Our goats decide they wanna mow her hillside for her, she calls "your goats are out, Im afraid their gonna get lost" ..well it happens.....Then in the fall she we get this hog, to rise ,and eat etc. well it somehow managed to get out of its lot get into her yard and rip it to shreads.... We bout died.. we fixed her yard the best we could and left the lady a note and told her whatever it cost to fix her yard would be glad and willing to do....since she wasnt home it was the best option for us. a few weeks went by and her water had froozen and low and behold she needed our help, no problem while we was helping we asked her if she had decided anything on her yard...........She had forgotten about it and told us not to worry bout it.. Well Ok then if ya fine with it ok...Then both our horses got out and was in her yard again...wasnt sure how this kept happening.I really think they messed with our fence...wierd things happen that shouldnt...but serveral months went by and bout a couple weeks ago the horse got out again and this time she was going wild.... not a very happy lady at all...I figured he was just trying to help keep her yard mowed...oh well needless to say shes kinda moved in with her boyfriend and isnt home much these days. cant say I blame her But sometimes things just happen to people and boy we just cant figure out why or how even..My neighbors hate us...3kids 3 dogs horses and not to mention the roosters crowing at all hrs of the morning and through out the day . oh well if we cant complain bout ourselves we shouldnt complain about others.

I had my very first apartment when i was 17 after moving out of my parents house. My friend and i would play loud music and even play goalie with a soccer ball up against one of the walls. So it turned out i was actualy a neighbor from hell to someone else and after the cops were called from a noise complaint i decided to not be one of those people and havent been since.

Alllrighty then. I've lived in my home for a little over 2 years, a real fixer upper, but we've managed to add a 2nd batroom, a new master bedroom and a computer room, all into the basement that was half finished. The yard is pretty big, and lucky, to our right is a vacant lot.. OUR vacant lot. Behind us is Boyd, hes a great guy, he helped us cut down a few trees and we helped him put his new metal roof on, and in front of us (across the deadend street) is Pete, a wonderful old man who smokes a brisket to die for, too bad hes moving..

Now then.. to our LEFT we have a small white house.. when we moved in it was empty and we thought about buying it, cause it would make a great place for father in law.. well it got rented out to THE WORST people on earth. It started with the woman.. she came over for the first month asking for things.. now a cup of sugar or a flashlight, use the phone, sure.. but she knew we where doing construction so she was asking for 2x4s and sheet rock.. not to fix up the house, to board up the windows her husband broke, to cover up the holes in her walls from her oldest son.

THEN we where rebuilding our kitchen sunroom.. now this part of the house had been there for 15 years, but the land lord of the place next door says its on HIS property and we have to rip it down. Needless to say its part of the structure, and ripping it down is not an option, besides, its been 15 years, its grandfathered in.. so he gets pissed and says half of our property is his, and he has the deed and servay to prove it, but he won't show us, we just HAVE to move our stuff NOW or hes going to call in the cops and have it delt with... we ended up paying almost a thousand bucks to get both bits of land reservayed to prove him wrong.. he owns maybe an inch of our side yard.. where as he said he owned all 70 feet of it.

Alright so this is dealt with, now we have the trees.. our side yard and our property end at a big mess of bushes and trees, all on his land, one is HUGE and dead and ready to fall over, and while we are dealing with the property lines, we tell him that if that tree where to fall, its leaning right over our sunroom, and would take it down.. he needs to do something about it. Nothing happens... he won't even return our calls, so WE called the tree fellers and had them take a look, got an estament and called him saying we would pay for it.. this is the last straw. He blows up and says if we ever go near the tree to cut it down he'll have his tenets shoot us. Oh and they can, by the way.

See a few months later, the younger boy comes into our yard with a baseball bat, and starts swinging at our dog. Well i'm a very strict mother, I take the bat, put it in my back yard, and take the boy back to his mother with a request they stay off my land.. sence then we have lost a water hose, had our screen door ripped off, had the decorations on our front porch, wind chimes and such ripped off and yanked apart, all while we are gone from the house. So I put the dog on a long lead so he could scare the people off, its worked before.. We come home to find him hiding in his doghouse with a broken foot.

And it gets worse.. a few months ago there was a long string of about 40 home break ins in my town over the corse of a month... one day 7 cop cars and a BIG U-haul truck pull into the dead end road and it took them 6 hours to take all of the stolen items out of my neighbors basment.. they had 40+ guns and every type of drug. The oldest son and the husband where arrested, the woman claimed she didn't know anything about it, and they let her stay with the youngest son. They had been part of a group of 5 people doing the robberies, and the things they took from this house, and entire U_Haul full, was only about half of it all. The man and his son go to jail, and the woman gets a new boyfriend.

Now this is a 2 bedroom house, the new boyfriend moves in with his sister, his brother in law and 4 more kids... I have no idea HOW they did this. They're still running drugs, had been through the whole thing, people pull out front like a freaking Mikky Ds, and the new kids terrorize my 5 year old daughter, so shes not allowed to play in the driveway on her bike, she has to stay in the back yard at all times.

Everyone cheer, this one has a happy ending. They moved out about 2 weeks ago, all of them.. it took a few days, Pete, the old man across the street literally stood outside in the deadend road and danced with me when we realized they weren't coming back. NO ONE wanted them there.. and on top of that, the house was condemned yesterday. No one will be moving in for a long time.. Maybe we can buy up the property and doze it down, my husband keeps saying he would love putting a little house there for his father.

Wow, thats a whole lot of frustration to deal with! Glad things worked out in the end for you,and yes if i were you and you can afford it,QIUCK buy that land up before you get more jerks! because the rest of your neighbors sound great and if you keep it that way you,ll have a long happy life there! Good Luck!

it got me thinking of some of the worst neighbors I've known. -

living in westland michigan ( yuck) our neighbor next door was a big drug dealer whom we were always nice too ( on purpose) the police wanted us to help set him up and we declined. they did bust him - it was the biggest thing I saw . helicopters , vice ect.........

our neighbor across the street there broke into our home. God I hated westland.

and my girlfriends neighbor in England. A drunk that wouldn't look after her 3 yr old. that kid was over all the time ( his mother would leave him with the neighbors ) and his drunk mother was always snagging my smokes.

My street is fun
its one of those roads that ends with a round-a-bout or a big circle type thing and its kinda L shaped

anyway on one end of the street theres a mum and her daughter on the other end there is a mum and her son. any way the son chased the daughter with a knife up down th estreet a few weeks back now they have restraining orders against eachother. The mum with the daughter lives acroos sthe road from her own mum lol.
There a drug ring in the corner of the street where people come an go at all hours of the night

and there is an ambulance here at least once a month to pick up one of the many old people who live here

Its not hell but its a nightmare

Serves him right for being a drug dealer.

That sucks.

Why did your neighbor break into your house?

Wow some of these stories are just UNBELIEVABLE!!

Isis2200 - That's one crazy, scary story worthy of the passifier OMG. Thank God you're okay.

Wow!! Jody

Wow this is nuts, I just got rid of mine and I still want to hear about everyone elses! Heres a little prayer for you all.. "May all your neighbors be over 50, sane, good cooks and love animals."

Or even better.. "May yer property line be far and yer hearing rage short"

Thats cute and if only your prayers could be answered for all, what wonderfull day in the neighborhood that would be for everyone!
And it,s true i find myself addicted to reading all the stories too!

Lol I know what you mean about the good cook part, KyrusRose I like to make lil' heart-shaped mini cakes for my neighbors around Valentine's Day.

But one of my neighbors Sue made cookies for one of her neighbors as a welcome gift for just moving in to the complex; and when Sue took them to her, she looked at Sue like she was crazy and replied "No thank you, we don't accept things like this from our neighbors."

Hey who knows my neighbor Sue's cookies could've been poisonous then she would have qualified as another "Neighbor from Hell." Lol

I HAVE A SOLUTION!!


Bahahaha, xo, Jody

Nice picture, She-ra.

That'll solve everything!

Wow. O.O Some of you guys have some real horror stories. Mine aren't nearly as bad as some of yours, thankfully.

A woman down the road from our house was crazy and she must have hated us kids or something. One time, my cousin was visiting and the woman's husband came up to our house claiming that my cousin, my friend and I had egged her house. Here's the kicker. My friend wasn't even in the state at the time, not to mention we hadn't even left the house yet that day. We had a lot of problems with her. She was psycho. She was always claiming that we had vandalized her house in some way, or had made fun of her son. I'll admit, it did get to the point that when I saw her (as she always sent her husband to talk to us personally) I'd cuss her out. That probably didn't help the situation, but it certainly made me feel better. We never vandalized her house though, or made fun of her son. I was always nice to him when I seen him, even if he did freak me out. He ended up getting kicked out of school for threatening to bomb it and dressing like a nazi.

Another time was when some man came down in our yard screaming that one of our dogs had run into his house and tracked mud all in it. Guess what? Dog was with us all day. He threatened to hit her with a weed eater. I don't remember much of my rant that day, but I guess I threatened to hit him with everything in the house. Scary thing is I would've done it. Now, his wife did come over to our house the next day and apologize for what he did, but the man never actually apologized.

Well, our next door neighbor we had a couple nears ago was a b-...you know what. If you tried to talk to her, she'd noticeably stick her nose in the air and ignore you. She used to play some song really loud, but I don't remember most of the lyrics. (This was about six years ago) All I can remember is that it said something about 'killing the neighbors.' Apparently, she really liked this song because she played it a lot. I don't know what made her so mean to us, maybe my parents did something and didn't tell me about it, lol.

That wasn't so bad. About a year ago, she moved out and a man and his daughter moved in. He's a pretty nice guy to your face, but sometimes I wonder about him. When he first moved in, he had a big dog (I think it was a Lab mix or something) and if we were in the driveway getting out of our cars, he'd come running out of his yard and into ours barking and growling like a wild thing. He always stopped before he actually reached us and never bit us. There was also a dog like this maybe five houses down, but we didn't see him much. In the end, our neighbor got rid of his dog. About two months ago, he was out weed-eating and managed to cut our TV cable with it. He didn't tell us, but when he saw us out there looking at it, trying to figure out what happened he came over and told us, "I'm sorry, I thought it was trash." A couple weeks ago he was having a party or something and I guess one of the women there got really drunk or something. She had two huge dogs with her, not on leashes, and just strolled into our yard and walked behind one of our cars. Normally, I would have ran out there and asked her what the heck she thought she was doing, but I just watched her out the kitchen window. It shocked me so much I just kind of stood there staring. I did go outside and make sure she didn't do anything to the car though.

The most recent occurance was when my brother was visiting. He'd driven down on his motor cycle and that morning he decided to go around for a quick ride to see what had changed since he'd been gone. When he got back, he didn't want to park in the driveway because it's mostly gravel and dirt by now so he was afraid the kickstand would sink and it would fall over. He was going to put it in the ramp to the porch, by he wanted to go inside and grab his money because he was going to go back out to the store in a minute. He left his motorcycle on the side of the road. Granted, it wasn't anywhere near the middle and, as small as it was, pretty much anything could have backed up and missed it. However, my mom and I told him not to park there. (The people around here can't drive.) He didn't listen and guess what? Yup, the guy across from us backed over it. Kept backing up. Apparently didn't notice until my brother jumped in front of his car screaming. You think you'd notice backing up, pushing a motorcycle across the ground. I mean, accidents happen but sheesh.

So, that's it. Nothing too terrible, thankfully, and I hope it stays that way. When I get my own house, I hope to have a nice piece of land all to myself away from neighbors. I'm not looking forward to going to college and renting an apartment. I haven't heard much good about those.

that had me burst out laughing, what a bitter old *beep*

I'm glad I made someone laugh. Thinking back now, it is pretty funny but it kind of freaked me out then.

Jeeze.. you just got some bad luck, might think about living on a farm or something after all those!!

Isis2200, the older couple that lives across from me cooks.. Pete smokes pork and Susan bakes and they always give my daughter treats, and let her play in their yard (cause its flat and treeless and perfect for flying kites). They have a cook out once a year but not everyone will come, they don't really understand the whole "NeighborHOOD" thing. Good news too, Susan talked Pete into keeping the house, they're not moving *happy dance*.

I just lost the only other "bad" neighbor I had but not the way I wanted, she just played loud music and used our yard for a puppy potty, which I could let pass. No one is really sure how she died, not even Pete who owns the tailor she lived in. My whole neighborhood seems a lot quieter these days.

I have the neighbor from hell, He's loud, rude, fat, and remind's me of Archie Bunker.........

If i didn,t know better i would say my dad was your neighbor! My condolences!

My neighborhood is rather boring, up until a couple of years ago it was filled with mainly old people but they all seemed to die around the same time so that's not so true anymore. I don't know any of my neighbors the most contact I've had with any is the woman who lives next door who's freaking children sound like a small zoo which make it hard to sleep at times. However I have my revenge, as our council does not have a decibel limit on noise and I like to play guitar during the hours where most are sleeping and my amp is extremely loud, when I first got it she was all ready complaining about noise when I had it on 2, needless to say she has had to learn to adapt.

I definitely plan to! I've always wanted a place with a nice chunk of land away from the neighbors. Living in the city to go to college is probably going to drive me crazy.

His being fat bothers you why?



Little kids are so annoying no? lol

Anyway my neighbour keeps parking her car in front of our house and it drives everyone crazy. One of these days she is gonna find it in a ditch........or just parked in front of her house I don't know.

Are you able to get it towed? If so, it will not cost you a dime. She would have to pay the towing and the storage fee to where they tow it to and store it until she picks it up. But, that is only if she is blocking your own access to your drive way.

LOL that's the problem, she doesn't park in front of our driveway. She parks it on the street in front of our house. You see, we like to park the car on the street because it saves us the time of pulling out of our garage LOL yes we are a very lazy people. Anyway she just keeps parking her car where our car should go. Maybe we should encourage her to park in front of our driveway so we can have it towed lol.

Or you should start playing baseball on your lawn right by her car! I bet she's get all panicky if she heard a few clunks. Not enough to dent the car, but....

LOL are you sure you should be putting ideas in my head? Either that or I could say I'm a 75 year old man who touches her car in wrong ways at nights.

LOL, true enough. But, if talking to her does nothing...actually WHY doesn't she park in front of her own house? You should check out the bylaws. In some cities the spots in front of your house is for your visitors and your extra cars.

I don't know but she lives in this giant house with all these other people and they have cars too and her driveway is always filled up, but I don't see why she can't just park her car up the street instead of in front of our house. LOL but hey who are we to be talking? we wont park the car in one of our two garages just because we are lazy. Come to think of it, we are even worse neighbours

LOL, at least you admit it!

That I do Still I'm not that bad. We used to have these neighbours, and my room was directly in front of their balcony. Every week they would have parties at midnight out on the balcony while they were bbq'ing. This was back when it wasn't summer and I was still in school. Man it was annoying.

I'm pretty easy going, but last winter there was someone driving their snow machine across my lawn at 11 PM. My daughter came out of ehr room crying because she was scared, not knowing what they were trying to do to us. I couldn't catch them, because I was going to tear a strip off of them. Just because we don't have a fence up doesn't mena you can come into our yard.

Yes you are completely right. It doesn't mena he can just drive out onto your lawn

Anyway did you yell at them or something? LOL did you take revenge or what? You should have gotten your lawn mower and started mowing your lawn at midnight lol and after you got done go onto their lawn and mow thier lawn so that there is a shape resembling a certain part of the male body on their lawn lol.

heh,heh, now you are giving me ideas!

Yeah.....very very dumb ideas. I never was a good prankster, nor did I ever really like my neighbours.