This is a theory that me and my friend Matt were thinking of at work. global warming is mainly caused by the release of methane by cows everyone knows that. what if there is more to it, i mean what if the government are brain washing cows to make them release more methane by eating more grass etc... or maybe they have genetically created cows with the ability to create and release lots more methane in to the atmosphere that your regular run of the mill cow? cows are DESTROYING THIS PLANET! i mean lying down when theyknow, they KNOW that is going to rain? how do they know this so far in advance? physic? aliens? this might sound silly but open your mind. i call for every countryman and woman to unite against the humble cow and save our planet for certian destruction.

All though I have a strong suspicion that this is a joke, the majority of global warming is not caused by the flatulence of cows. Infact, only 19% of total methane emissions are from lifestock (Ruminants).

its no joke Trin, just a theory that we was thinking about, thanks for the 19% stat i didnt realise that.

We really have no other option to wait out this "global warming"....so who cares.

When my mom was in high school they where worrying about global cooling and talking the same stuff just in reverse.
There is no evidence to support what exactly is causing global warming. AS far as im concerned i dont give a crap. By the time it matters i'll be dead.

Ahh... a truly forward-thinking individual.

--Jaylemurph

well if this theory is correct...In no time we will be hearing that ol saying "wheres the beef" since cattle is like a major food for humans, dogs, cats, ect.. we'd be in a fix...Logical thinking would elimate animals from the cause..but with man it has become a way of life to put the blame off on others when man itself is usually to blame...but like others have said....No one knows

Hope you've got yourself sterilized or there will be some grandchildren p*****g on your grave.

I like cows. I don't think they're trying to destroy the world.

And where the hell do you work that you have time to discuss cows taking over the world?

I strongly resent the implications in this thread!

I actually work for the CIA although I can’t go in to too much detail for obvious national security reasons. we have been monitoring the build up of the cow movement for 18 months and we believe they are going to initiate a crash course to mobilize there forces for attack imminently. i dont think you will 'like cows' much when they are destroying your towns. for anyone intreated there is a semena on these issue titled "cows? are they really just for eating and milk ??" this will be held in the washington conference centre on 21st July 2007 at 1300 hours.

I knew there was something suspicious going on. I managed to capture this in a nearby pasture...Good God man, they're even fashioning WMD's!
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Ambriel where did you come in to posetion of this picture, this has been classified TOP SECRET. do you work for intelligence? "the moon has many craters" please respond