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Funny poem I found.

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This is a funny poem I found surfing around on the internet.

I woke early one morning,

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places

Of laughter and of fun,

It seemed his very trilling,

brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed,

Then gently shut the window

And crushed his fu cking head.

I'm not a morning person.

I told you it was funny :lol:

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LOL I like that!

My fav funny poem is:

As I was going up the stair

I met a man who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

I wish, I wish, he'd go away

OR

A peanut sat on the railway track,

His heart was all a-flutter

Along came a train,

the 9-15

Toot, toot!

Peanut Butter!

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This is a funny poem I found surfing around on the internet.

I woke early one morning,

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places

Of laughter and of fun,

It seemed his very trilling,

brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed,

Then gently shut the window

And crushed his fu cking head.

I'm not a morning person.

I told you it was funny :lol:

HAHA! genuine!

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:w00t: that was GREAT!

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:lol: Funny! And i have felt like doing the same thing on some mornings, just ask my hubby! Poor guy! :yes:

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