Mr-X Posted August 26, 2002 #1 Share Posted August 26, 2002 That's what I'm doing wrong... :s6 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% Wehave all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103% ? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 =103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top. And look how far THESE will take you. A S S K I S S I N 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% and B R O W N N O S I N G 2 18 16 23 15 15 16 19 14 15 7 = 160% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted August 26, 2002 #2 Share Posted August 26, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 like it very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted August 27, 2002 #3 Share Posted August 27, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :s2 ;D :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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