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Unbelievable but true !!!!!! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having  sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  :s9(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a

woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

directly at them during the examination. He may only

see their reflection in a mirror.  :s02(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a

corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex

organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick

or piece of wood at all times.  :s6 (A brick??)

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The penalty for m********ion in Indonesia is

decapitation.  :o (Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to

travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,

who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the

first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is

expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to  this?)  :s6

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to

kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with

her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other  hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah! Justice!)  :-/

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England  but only in tropical fish stores.  :s1(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with

her husband, and the first time this happens, her

mother must be in the room to witness the act.  (Makes one shudder at the thought.)  :-[

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to

have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same

time.  (I presume this was a big enough problem that they  had to pass this law?)  :-/

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from  vending machines with one exception: prophylactics  may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in  places where alcoholic beverages are sold for  consumption on the premises." (Is that a great country or what? Not as great as  Guam!)  8)

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.  (In my next life I want to be a pig)  :s6

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150calories an

hour.  :s6 (Still not over that pig thing)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have

sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)  :)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)  :-X

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull  30 times its own weight and always falls over on its  right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the  govt. pay for this research??)  :-/

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ...  quality over quantity)  :sr

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.  ;) (I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.  (I know some people like that too)  ;)

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After reading all these, all I can say is....Damn

those Pigs.  :s01

X

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:s2 ;D

1) :o

2)pass  :s03

3)A brick???? :s01

4) well u could always go blind first ::)

5) :s1 I can see loads of men queing up for that job.....

6) Ahhh I must take my ex to Hong Kong!!! ;D

7)  :s2 of course mermaids......

8) :s4 very scarey enough u to put you off

9) :s02 looks like it

10) :s6

11)nah I think I'll pass  :s01

12)who'd want to? :s02

13) :-X

14)ahh is that wht Gene Symonds of Kiss is still popular?

15)Drunk Ants ;D ;D ;D

16)nymphomaniac Lions  :s1

17) I agree

18) again I work with some of them

Again Nice find X one to print out for work :s2

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                 Some of my thoughts as I read:

              :o    :s01    :-[    :s9   :s4  ;)     :s6    :s2

                  (not exactly in that order!)

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Lol :s2 V Good Mr X  :sk

Nah! I'm glad Human orgasims don't last for half an hour.

Just imagine trying to fake it for that long ;D

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Nah! I'm glad Human orgasims don't last for half an hour. Just imagine trying to fake it for that long ;D

Yeah really, and trying to pretend you care for that long before leaving her ;D

I know the Guam deflowering and the Hong Kong revenge thing are both untrue, which leads me to think the entire list of jokes is just that...jokes ::)     still amusing somewhat.

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England  but only in tropical fish stores.

:D

Another good reason why I'm going to study at Liverpool.  :s04

:sg

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          ...looking to get a big aquarium too,

             right,  Tommy?!   :s2

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:s2 :s2 :s2 Too right KC!!!

:sg

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