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BiffSplitkins

The Church of Biff

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Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea.

I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up.

Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start -

Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn. :D

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Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea.

I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up.

Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start -

Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn. :D

Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say:

Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis.

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...=124338&hl=

Edited by muddpuppy

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Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say:

Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis.

Oooh - you've been to Manitoba haven't you?

Thou shalt not drive sober whilst in Wisconson

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Thou Shalt wear a bra with tank tops in the summer so as not to scare adults and small children. (I see this at work all the time...*shudders*) :blink:

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Thou Shalt Not Accept Any More Tater Tot Covered Hedgehogs From Biff... :w00t:

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Thall Shalt Not use YouTube Videos as evidence in the UM forums

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Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public.

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Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public.

ewww yeah or chew with one's mouth open

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Thou shalt realize that Spandex and Shorts do not mix well with Cellulite.

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Thou Shall Not Read The Guardian newspaper

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Thou shalt not belive in any stories from Pravda.com

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Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman.

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Thou Shalt Not Grill Naked in a public park. :D

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Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman.

Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl!

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Thou Shall not wear spedo's and cowboyboots to the beach:o

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Thou shalt turn down the volume of your bass pumping rap music so the rest of the drivers on the street can hear their own music.

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Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl!

Amen to that one for sure!!!

Thou shalt not flatulate in elevators.

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Thou Shalt Not Grill Naked in a public park. :D

Thou Shalt Not Follow Fins Around Anymore In a Public Park ;)

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Thou SHALL covet they neighbor's beer

Thou Shall also steal thy neighbor's beer

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Posted (edited)

Thou SHALL covet they neighbor's beer

Thou Shall also steal thy neighbor's beer

I LIKE that one :lol::tu:

*puts padlock on fridge* :unsure2:

Edited by muddpuppy

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Thou Shall sip from thy cup, and then top off thy cup with remaining quarter ounce of Milk left, and rinse out thy milk carton and toss into the recycle bin, and not place back into refrigerator the Milk Carton, with only quarter ounce remaining of milk. Pavot

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Thou shall put lemonpeper or luisianna hotsause on EVERYTHING you eat.

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Thou shall not talk on their cell and drive, or I will turn my bass up and drown your call out :D

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Thou must realize that going into a restaurant 1 minute before they close will make people very angry...and make yourself look like a lazy loser.

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Thou shalt turn down the volume of your bass pumping rap music so the rest of the drivers on the street can hear their own music.

Thou shall not talk on their cell and drive, or I will turn my bass up and drown your call out :D

Thou shalt not create conflicting commandments :P

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