BiffSplitkins Posted April 24, 2008 #1 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea. I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up. Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start - Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddpuppy Posted April 24, 2008 #2 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea. I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up. Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start - Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn. Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say: Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...=124338&hl= Edited April 24, 2008 by muddpuppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted April 24, 2008 Author #3 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say: Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis. Oooh - you've been to Manitoba haven't you? Thou shalt not drive sober whilst in Wisconson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted April 24, 2008 #4 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shalt wear a bra with tank tops in the summer so as not to scare adults and small children. (I see this at work all the time...*shudders*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalienan Posted April 24, 2008 #5 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shalt Not Accept Any More Tater Tot Covered Hedgehogs From Biff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddpuppy Posted April 24, 2008 #6 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thall Shalt Not use YouTube Videos as evidence in the UM forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Honeybadger Posted April 24, 2008 #7 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddpuppy Posted April 24, 2008 #8 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public. ewww yeah or chew with one's mouth open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf MacCanine Posted April 24, 2008 #9 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt realize that Spandex and Shorts do not mix well with Cellulite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted April 24, 2008 #10 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shall Not Read The Guardian newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louie Posted April 24, 2008 #11 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt not belive in any stories from Pravda.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted April 24, 2008 #12 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finsup22 Posted April 24, 2008 #13 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shalt Not Grill Naked in a public park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabolai Posted April 24, 2008 #14 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman. Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finsup22 Posted April 24, 2008 #15 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shall not wear spedo's and cowboyboots to the beach:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Honeybadger Posted April 24, 2008 #16 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt turn down the volume of your bass pumping rap music so the rest of the drivers on the street can hear their own music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted April 24, 2008 Author #17 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl! Amen to that one for sure!!! Thou shalt not flatulate in elevators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalienan Posted April 24, 2008 #18 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shalt Not Grill Naked in a public park. Thou Shalt Not Follow Fins Around Anymore In a Public Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted April 24, 2008 Author #19 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou SHALL covet they neighbor's beer Thou Shall also steal thy neighbor's beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddpuppy Posted April 24, 2008 #20 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Thou SHALL covet they neighbor's beer Thou Shall also steal thy neighbor's beer I LIKE that one *puts padlock on fridge* Edited April 24, 2008 by muddpuppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigmatic Ghost Posted April 24, 2008 #21 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou Shall sip from thy cup, and then top off thy cup with remaining quarter ounce of Milk left, and rinse out thy milk carton and toss into the recycle bin, and not place back into refrigerator the Milk Carton, with only quarter ounce remaining of milk. Pavot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabolai Posted April 24, 2008 #22 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shall put lemonpeper or luisianna hotsause on EVERYTHING you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahJaymes Posted April 24, 2008 #23 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thou shall not talk on their cell and drive, or I will turn my bass up and drown your call out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf MacCanine Posted April 25, 2008 #24 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thou must realize that going into a restaurant 1 minute before they close will make people very angry...and make yourself look like a lazy loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted April 25, 2008 Author #25 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thou shalt turn down the volume of your bass pumping rap music so the rest of the drivers on the street can hear their own music. Thou shall not talk on their cell and drive, or I will turn my bass up and drown your call out Thou shalt not create conflicting commandments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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