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Tao of Pooh

I like my men/women like I like my...

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Ok, you've all heard it before:

"I like my women like I like my coffee...cold & bitter"

This is how the game goes:

Someone posts I like my (whatever, i suppose it doesn't have to be men/women but i think it's funnier if it is) like I like my (whatever)...

then the next poster gives the punchline and posts their "I like my (whatever)" thingie.

Example:

ME: I like my men like I like my pizza...

YOU: Hot & cheesy (or)

Coming in 30 minutes or less (or)

Sealed in plastic & frozen in the freezer.

Ok, here goes:

I like my men like I like my backpack...

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Always on my back!

I like my women like I like my car...

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Always on my back!

I like my women like I like my car...

Red hot and ready to go!

I like my men like I like my tv......

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Red hot and ready to go!

I like my men like I like my tv......

I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.

I like my men like I like my barbeques.

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I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.

I like my men like I like my barbeques.

Hot and sizzly!

I like my men like I like my computer........

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Hot and sizzly!

I like my men like I like my computer........

...Virus free.

I like my women like I like my games consoles....

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Hot and sizzly!

I like my men like I like my computer........

virus free.

i like my women like i like my cigars

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...Virus free.

I like my women like I like my games consoles....

Ready to be pushed and with vibrate.

i like my my women like i like my wine

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Ready to be pushed and with vibrate.

i like my my women like i like my wine

sweet and smooth

I like my men like I like my shoes

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i like my women like i like my cigars

smoking hot and pleasureful.

I like my women like I like my rilfes...

Edited by SRCivic98

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sweet and smooth

I like my men like I like my shoes

Varied and coming in pairs..

I like my women like I like my cash

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Varied and coming in pairs..

I like my women like I like my cash

Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine.

I like my women like I like my theater.

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NM.

Edited by Tao of Pooh

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Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine.

I like my women like I like my theater.

Dark and Loud

I like my men like I like my dog

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Dark and Loud

I like my men like I like my dog

Comes whenever I whistle.

I like my men like I like my bike.

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Comes whenever I whistle.

I like my men like I like my bike.

fast and ready :P

I like my men like I like my music

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fast and ready :P

I like my men like I like my music

A life of Piracy.

I like my women like I like my books.

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I like my women like I like my books.

Full of lots of pictures and a bit tatty around the edges.

I like my women like I like my computers.

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I like my women like I like my computers.

User friendly and cheap

I like my women like I like my football

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User friendly and cheap

I like my women like I like my football

rough and tumble

I like my men like I like my steak

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rough and tumble

I like my men like I like my steak

Lean and tender :rolleyes:

I like my men like I like my pillow

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Lean and tender :rolleyes:

I like my men like I like my pillow

Soft to the touch, nice to snuggle against, and great when there's more than one on the bed.

I like my women like I like my umbrella...

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always open and really wet! lol

I like my women like I like my stamp collection..

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Soft to the touch, nice to snuggle against, and great when there's more than one on the bed.

I like my women like I like my umbrella...

wide open and slippery when wet.

I like women like I like my music...

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wide open and slippery when wet.

I like women like I like my music...

whiny and full of self loathing

I like my woman like I like my WoW account...

edit......wow im such a loser right now haha

Edited by Bezzie

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